The Rock Interview

Allen:Ladies and gentlmen Today I am here with The Rock

Rock:Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Allen:Yes Mr. The Rock I smell your pancakes. (Rock flips pancakes on the griddle)

Allen:Now Rock could you tell me of what you think of non-wrestling fans who say it is fake?

Rock:I have one thing to say to them, Know your role and shut your mouth, cause I'm about to lay the smack down on your candy asses

Allen:Do you ejoy laying the smack down on thei candy-asses?

Rock:Almost as much as eating pancakes. (flips pancakes again)

Allen:Now Mr. The Rock what's it like being the "People's champion"?

Rock:You are nothing without the people.

Allen:I guess I'm nothing then

Rock:What?

Allen:nothing, Now Rock what do you think of it being WWF week on Mt. Nevermind?

Rock:I'm going to take one of those nicy shiny computers you've got, lube it up real good, turn that sunamabitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Allen:(Allen pulls out small candy donkey the of a size small book) Well I don't really see how you'll get it in there but any..

Rock:It doesn't matter!

Allen:But I...

Rock:know your role and shut your mouth!

Allen:I just...

Rock:It doesn't matter!

Allen:It's just...

Rock:It does...

Allen:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!!! NOW KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!! I GET ENOUGH OF YOUR DAMN CATCHPHRASES AT SCHOOL WALKING DOWN THE DAMN HALL!!!!!

Rock:I'm about to lay the smack down on your candy-...

Allen:(While The Rock is talking about laying the smack down Allen lays it first using actual fighting moves leaves The Rock Sprawling on the floor)

Allen:How do you like that bitch?(Allen turns to leave)By the way your pancakes are burning.

Allen:would you like syrup on them?

Rock:*wheeze*yes*cough

Allen:(throws syrup on the Rock and leaves)


That concludes my interview with The Rock