Allen:Ladies and gentlmen Today I am here with The Rock
Rock:Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
Allen:Yes Mr. The Rock I smell your pancakes. (Rock flips pancakes on the griddle)
Allen:Now Rock could you tell me of what you think of non-wrestling fans who say it is fake?
Rock:I have one thing to say to them, Know your role and shut your mouth, cause I'm about to lay the smack down on your candy asses
Allen:Do you ejoy laying the smack down on thei candy-asses?
Rock:Almost as much as eating pancakes. (flips pancakes again)
Allen:Now Mr. The Rock what's it like being the "People's champion"?
Rock:You are nothing without the people.
Allen:I guess I'm nothing then
Rock:What?
Allen:nothing, Now Rock what do you think of it being WWF week on Mt. Nevermind?
Rock:I'm going to take one of those nicy shiny computers you've got, lube it up real good, turn that sunamabitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!
Allen:(Allen pulls out small candy donkey the of a size small book) Well I don't really see how you'll get it in there but any..
Rock:It doesn't matter!
Allen:But I...
Rock:know your role and shut your mouth!
Allen:I just...
Rock:It doesn't matter!
Allen:It's just...
Rock:It does...
Allen:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!!! NOW KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!! I GET ENOUGH OF YOUR DAMN CATCHPHRASES AT SCHOOL WALKING DOWN THE DAMN HALL!!!!!
Rock:I'm about to lay the smack down on your candy-...
Allen:(While The Rock is talking about laying the smack down Allen lays it first using actual fighting moves leaves The Rock Sprawling on the floor)
Allen:How do you like that bitch?(Allen turns to leave)By the way your pancakes are burning.
Allen:would you like syrup on them?
Rock:*wheeze*yes*cough
Allen:(throws syrup on the Rock and leaves)
That concludes my interview with The Rock