Brandon> All jokes about me being fried for immorality. . . Well, go put AOL on your hard drive.
B> Okay, God, I must ask you several things about what you have in the world right now.
God> Yes?
Brandon> Why Sailor Moon and Pokemon anime? I mean, the game for Pokemon is okay, but STILL. Both of these anime are disgusting!
G> To give people a glimpse of hell.
B> Makes sense. Why Microsoft?
G> You've heard of fallen angles? In Microsoft, you view a fallen coder. B> Ouch. Love to see the magic card, though. . . Hmm.
Fallen Coder BBBB
Summon Coder 2/2
Sacrifice a Coder, Techie, Computer, or Program. It gains +2/+2 until end of turn.
"And so I began to amass my armies, using the keep thrill of money and power to seduce coders to my side." - - Bill Gates, Fallen Coder.
G> Pretty much.
B> What's up with the crappy movies lately? I mean, starting with Titantic, everything has slid downhill. Star Wars, Monoke, and a few other things are okay, but otherwise. . . Blah.
G> Sign of declining morals. Titantic was the start.
B> Ah. Will you cancel school tomorrow?
G> No. You need an education.
B> What I need is for you to pull Armageddon a few centuries early. Please?
G> No.
B> Damn it.
G> I won't do that either.
(rimshot)
B> . . .
B> Okay, why are so many people dense as bricks?
G> To be used in positions so that intellegent people can go on to better jobs.
B> Wow. You've planned this out.
G> Yes.
B> Will Allen be punished for his semi-tryst with the succubi?
G> If you're referring to his girlfriend, no.
B> Oh. Well, let's hope she doesn't read this.
G> Or I will need to have mercy.
B> Just don't forsake me. Man, this is a cliche fest.
G> And that's the end of the questions.
B> Next time, I don't interview someone omniponent.
I've learned . . .