Interview with God.

Brandon> Okay, for this interview, I'm talking to God.

Brandon> All jokes about me being fried for immorality. . . Well, go put AOL on your hard drive.

B> Okay, God, I must ask you several things about what you have in the world right now.

God> Yes?

Brandon> Why Sailor Moon and Pokemon anime? I mean, the game for Pokemon is okay, but STILL. Both of these anime are disgusting!

G> To give people a glimpse of hell.

B> Makes sense. Why Microsoft?

G> You've heard of fallen angles? In Microsoft, you view a fallen coder. B> Ouch. Love to see the magic card, though. . . Hmm.

Fallen Coder BBBB

Summon Coder 2/2

Sacrifice a Coder, Techie, Computer, or Program. It gains +2/+2 until end of turn.

"And so I began to amass my armies, using the keep thrill of money and power to seduce coders to my side." - - Bill Gates, Fallen Coder.

G> Pretty much.

B> What's up with the crappy movies lately? I mean, starting with Titantic, everything has slid downhill. Star Wars, Monoke, and a few other things are okay, but otherwise. . . Blah.

G> Sign of declining morals. Titantic was the start.

B> Ah. Will you cancel school tomorrow?

G> No. You need an education.

B> What I need is for you to pull Armageddon a few centuries early. Please?

G> No.

B> Damn it.

G> I won't do that either.

(rimshot)

B> . . .

B> Okay, why are so many people dense as bricks?

G> To be used in positions so that intellegent people can go on to better jobs.

B> Wow. You've planned this out.

G> Yes.

B> Will Allen be punished for his semi-tryst with the succubi?

G> If you're referring to his girlfriend, no.

B> Oh. Well, let's hope she doesn't read this.

G> Or I will need to have mercy.

B> Just don't forsake me. Man, this is a cliche fest.

G> And that's the end of the questions.

B> Next time, I don't interview someone omniponent.

I've learned . . .