Obsessed Lists

You have a terrible fear of frogs.
You tell everyone in this hemisphere, at least, that your significant other is in the band.
You have your local mortuary bookmarked on the Internet.
You think werewolves are cute and cuddly and deserve ethical treatment.
You become a groupie.
You say "date" and look stunned.
You get dates by wearing your eskimo suit.
You have at least 5 different pairs of overalls, all in different colors.
You break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend because they stole your Barbie.
Your boyfriend or girlfriend has chains and stuff.

You go to your boyfriend's house and ask him if you can chain him up during the full moon.
You buy a different van every week, sometimes with zebra stripes, sometimes without.
You eat animal crackers even though you don't like them.
You go out with dates because they're unpredictable.
Your favorite item of clothing is a feather boa.
For Halloween you dress up as a werewolf and have a stand-off with all the costumed vampires.
You go out and get a pet monkey and dress him up in pants and a hat.
You change hair colors almost as much as you change your van.
You offer everyone you meet a canape.
You offer to take a bullet for someone so that you can get shot like Oz.