Founded by backwoods hillbillies from West Virginia, this site has been dedicated to serving the little man for over a year. With top-notch political insight and jokes involving the elderly, we pride ourselves in integrity, credibility, and various other impressive adjectives. Now, you may be asking some questions right now. I'll answer all of these questions by saying one thing:
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"Pure Magic... A real... knockout. Everyone should go... to... the fiery pits of... hell... I laughed, I cried, I soiled my pants"
--- A recent review by Robert Ebert
"I knew Mr. Belvedere, and you sir, are no Mr. Belvedere. In fact, I don't want to see your stupid little face around here ever again! Hey Wife, go fetch my shotgun! Yeah, you run away you little pansy! Run away to one of your boyfriends ya fairy! And I never really loved ya, I just said it so I could borrow your truck! You come round here again I'll sick the coon dogs on ya, y'here??? I HAVE NO SON!"
--- My father
"You know, I liked the site, but I had a few.... hey, where did your pants go?"
--- A well-known politician
Questions: Answered. Bryan's Pants: Recovered. Apple Juice: Delicious.
Now get to link clickin' or you can take your Cockney accent and get out.
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