My Nathan Page, and by my... i mean Nathan's!
Smell that? it's me, because i'm NATHAN! YEAH! you can't smell computers, i am offended by you inaccurate perception of smell, you are a fool, i play trumpet, i have a secret! you wanna hear it? i'm not really nathan... that's because i'm NATHAN! wow that was stupid... not as stupid as airplanes... just who do they think they are, flying around with those wings, i don't fly with wings, and i don't have a spoiler on my car, and airplanes can fuck off, oops, i mean poop off, because fuck is a bad word, but you know what's a worse word? it's poop, because old ladies say it, man that pisses me off, piss is okay by the way, but not fuck or poop, you know why, because mostly things that consume gasoline use those words, or petrol, some people call it petrol, you know why? it's because they smelled me, and so they decided to start taking petrol, and i'm gonna call it petrol too from now on, anyway, therefore old ladies consume gasoline, but not petrol, doi. but you know what's worse? cups with holes in the bottom, because you can't put stuff in them, and if you put petrol in them (or gasoline for you shitheads) then it'll pour out, then the airplane can't get a drink, we'll that's fine with me, because i hate fucking airplanes!
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