Gena... um... something...

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given that i was infested with termites when i was 3, one would not think i could be alive today! But I am! And my vagina could never be happier! Vagina, vagina, vagina, penis, vagina! Yes! Termines had eaten most of my liver and right lung, it was only a matter of time until the end... then a young grad student from Mooredicksuckin State University named Andrew late one night in a lab discovered the cure for my ailment... a shrink ray gun! He shot himself and the cast of "Starship Brainless-Closet-Homosexual-Soldiers" with the gun and in a glimmer of light shone from the ray gun and my prospects of being de-termiting. Andrew shrank, but the rest of the soldiers had giant penis's and couldn't move! There had been a miscalculation with the construction of the gun, everything but the penis shrinks! Luckily Andrew's penis was only normally sized (in comparison to his shrunken body) and he was able to kill the termites... then i didn't have money to pay him... so he made me join his shitty band.

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