Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why does Corey look like one of those Hanson boys?
A: She is a girl. She just has a guy's name.
Q: Why is andrew so good in bed?
A: Because he has a huge dick and knows how to use it biotch.
Q: Some of your lyrics don't make any sense. What is it you're trying to say?
A: They're not supposed to. We're a band. Like us for our music, not our philosophical viewpoints.
Q: What does cryptorchid mean anyway?
A: It means I have my dick in my mom's ass right now. It could also be a term for a forgein man's foreskin after it has been baked and powdered with a light sugar and garlic mixture. Look it up yourself.
Q: I have a strange lump on my left nut that hurts, and hurts even more when i touch it.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Well what should i do about it?
A: Stop touching it Josh and go see some kind of doctor.
Q: Why is Dustin so good in bed?
A: He's not. Serious questions only please.
Q: Do you like Marilyn Manson? Cause cryptorchid is the name of one of his songs.
A: No. We didn't even know he had a song by that name until a month after we named ourselves. We decided not to rename ourselves because we liked the name. So no... i can't even spell it right.
Q: Why is Corey so good in bed?
A: She's had lots of practice.
Q: Why don't you guys buy a submarine?
A: Maybe we did and aren't going to tell you about it.