Name: Dustin
What we call him: Cuba (pronounced: Coo-ba)
Good idea: impregnate gerbils
Bad idea: impregnate siblings
Beliefs: We all are in the matrix!!
Transportation: small wooden raft
INFO: I am brown and have many animal friends!! My butthole bleeds red and people like it!!! I have an extremely irregular penis and my friends drink gasoline!!!! My car is not a car at all its a banana and my girlfriend has a colony of flying ants in her ass!!!!! I have thoughts of licking the shit from baby diapers and my children like it!!!!!! My leg fits in my ass and my friends drink antifreeze...........now for me to tell you about my alter ego cuba. Cuba likes to strap a chicken to his penis while swimming in a tank full of midget albinos chained to a large wet pussy. His other past times included finding his lost family who live in the flordia/cuba region. He quotes "I miss daddy beating me with a loaf of moms yeast infection. She always did make a tough loaf of yeast." Well kiddies and peverts thats me and him ........dont let the tittys beat you!!