Name: Andrew
What We Call Him: Hamon
likes to put in mouth: Duu...
Can't eat: near as much as josh
INFO:
At the age of 2 he escaped from a metal hospital deep in the Alaskan
rain forest and into the clutches of the mofia king
Don Bano. Don Bano took him like as an adopted son and taught him the ways of "Ass killing". He was a great hitman, by 17 he had smothered over 178 unsuspecting victims with his ass. He pioneered new aspects of Ass killing, such as the "shit mouth slam" and the "asshole nose pinch". After spending 35 years of his life as a
killer for hire, he moved to Pakastan where he became a
goat smuggler. He used to always say "the only good
goat, is a goat that has been wrapped in latex and
shoved up your ass so the cops won't find it." Then one
fateful day he was on a train headed for the north
Indies mountains, making his way to the bathroom when
he felt a funny sensation in his stomache. Before he
could do something about it, his asshole slipped, and 14 goats
wrapped in latex came tumbling out of his anal cavity. A lady
next to him screamed, took her shirt off
, and he was instantly surrounded
by the imperial crime unhelping paratroopers (ICUP). He
spent 35 yearing in a federal prison and was the only
prisoner on record to try and use his own shit as
a weapon in a fight, and win! After getting out of
prison on May 18, 1827 he decided to turn 17 again and
move to America to start a really cool punk band.
Pictures of Andrew