Questions Never Asked

I am a young, attractive, and sober girl/guy. Will Josh please have sex with me?

Hey, can you guys play at my party? I'll pay you!

Andrew, how did your wang get so big?

Dustin, you are such a talented guitar player, will you teach me to play as good as you?

Andrew, why do you shower so much, and comb your hair so neatly, and wear clothes that have no holes in them?

Have you guys ever considered being more offensive? You know... to get more attention? But you don't like attention do you?

Why dont you pray to god to give you a successful career? Thru him all things can be done!!!!!

To be or not to be. That is the question. What the fuck, that's not a fucking question, fuck you non question asker, fuck you...?

How many times have you had your poetry published?

Would you like to be on our record label?

Have you ever thought of having a questions never asked page, on your homepage?

Hey don't I know you from Army boot camp?

Hey you're that guy who sticks cucumbers in his/her ass....
That's not a question... i think we've used this joke before....

Hey, you've used that joke before!
That's not a question either... that's kinda a new joke...

Hey where'd you get that submarine?

Aren't you guys that band that played that cool show with that other cool band on that cool tv show?

So how did you earn your success?

Andrew how did you get that body rippled physique? Do you work out?

C-R-Y-P-T-O-R-C-H-I-D chipmunk. Is that how you spell it?

Have you ever thought of making a website composed entirely of peverted jokes, swearing, and offensive dialogue that is completely void of any real content of any real meaning?

Fuck em fuck em fuck em fuck em fucke m fuckme fuckem! What the fuck?
fuckem fuckem fuckem!?!
fuck that shit

Have you ever considered that your site is just a piece of shit and that it's just a waste of space, it's just internet trash clogging the information super highway, so why don't you just take it down and stop embarassing yourselves?
Oops this belongs in the FAQ!