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Bill Cooey- The Links of Whatever

Ahhh.. the NEWLY EXPANDED links to whatever. New pointless stuff! Go ahead, look at whatever....

Whatever....

These guys must have been really boredMake a FLAMETHROWER out of YOUR TOASTER & STRAWBRRY POP-TARTS
A scientific experiment on how to create 18 inch flames using a toaster and pop tarts. Be sure to check out their sister site as well - Fun With Grapes: A Case Study

Keep the Black Knight at bay.Meseum ReplicasYour one stop chop shop. This fine business sells Battle Ready armor and weaponry like period swords, axes, pole arms, and maces. Also a beautiful line of period clothing and dresses. Excelent prices as well.

I'm a Sag!Astrology.Net
Check this place out for a great intorduction to all sorts of astrology info and stuff like that. Learn interesting aspects about your sign, including compatibility, luck, and stuff like that.

War is hell, but this is FUN!The WarPig Paintball Homepage
The HUNT is on!

Turn your friends into pointsIntersphere
Nope, not for BattleTech, but the manufacturer of the laser tag equipment that I use. Cool interface.

The original Bad AssThe Bruce Campbell Sound Page
Ash: Lady I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.
Deadite: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash -- Housewares.
If you understood what that was all about, your have to love this link.

Ummm. Yea.STUPID.COM
Makers of Stupid Candy and Stupid Gifts. I first viewed this page while in class one day and died laughing. Enjoy! For Mel!

For all of those who take 'Kill User' literally.The Bastard Operator From Hell
A large collection of these famos pieces of prose. Mainly about a computer operator who screws with people and gets them killed using jargon.

Moo!How to Tell If YOUR cow has MAD COW DISEASE
'Nuff said.

Know the rights of YOUR cattle.Dumb Laws
This site is trying to compile a list of really stupid laws of states and towns across the US and the world. This one makes for VERY entertaining reading.

Making the best bester.The ULTIMATE Macintosh
This page of all things Mac has something for every Mac user out there, from newsgroups, to archives, to technical support.

It's time to upgrade.Obsolete Computer Museum
A historical tour of the first PC's ever created. From the lowly VIC 20 to the Apple ][....

How do you rank?Mind Games
Here's a huge site based on testing you mind. From IQ to your mental health and anything in between....

Drop in for a quick bite.CastleVania
An ode to my favorite video games of all time - CastleVania. Gotta love it.

'How would you like to make more money?' ' No thanks, I'm f$@king rich!'AntiTelemarketer.com
It's down to the last straw... It's either them - or us!

Shoochie Boochies!View Askew
If you're a fan of such films as Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy, then you probably have alreay been here. But in case you haven't give it a try!

Nature is PISSEDUnamerican.Com
Ok ok, let's get one thing strait. I'm not all for revolution or anything, but this place made me laugh. Basically this guy made a bunch of shocking bumper stickers and tee-shirts and mugs. I'll warn you now, that what he has to say isn't for the weak of heart, so enter at your own risk!

Trick or Treat!?!Halloween Mart
I have no idea why, but Halloween has always been my favorite time of year. It's not the candy, it's not the parties, it's the COSTUMES. I like the idea of there being one night where you can walk up to some stranger on the street and scare the Bejesus out of 'em. Just sounds like fun to me. Anyway check this place out - they sell all sorts of cool and scary stuff.

Game over, man!The Aliens Collection
A page that brings you all of the collectables from the Alien movies. It lists where you can find toys and props and information to boot.

Get Violent!New Grounds Homepage
"The problems of the future today!" That just about sums it up. I very twisted site That might make you laugh a little.... NOT for the closed minded!

New Study Revelas that Babies are Stupid!The Onion
A wonderful false news archive filled with all sorts of wacky articles. Like the previous link, NOT for the closed minded either, but I know that you'll find something here that will put a smirk on your face :) ....

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We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish ParadiseWestminster College
Westminster College. My current educational institution. We're located out in the middle of farmlands and sourrounded by Amish buggys, a few trees, and arts and crafts stores. The only exciting thing about this place is thinking that "The Children of the Corn" could probably happen here.

You can almost see my house from here!Bethany College
At about 1/3 of the size of the town of Westminster College, Bethany College doesn't offer much more... Except there's a bar called Bubba's. Okay I didn't actually GO there at any point in my life so far, but I've been there long enough to qualify as a student, so there you go..

Where a pencil is a deadly weapon when stuck in an arm or a leg.Brooke High School
Been there. Done that. Never came back for more.

Friendly people you should visit.

Yeeee Haaw!Gretchen's Land of Oz
My good friend Gretchen just started this page. We'll see where it goes...

Dork is hip.Andy's Page O' Links
It has arrived. Cool stuff all of you CS people will want to see.... Along with some 3 layer MP audio for listening enjoyment.

Fear the Reaper.Last Knight's Club
Here's the page of Allan, you won't be disappointed. Especially if you like Star Wars like so many of us do.

Always looking for a date, just like me...Alyssa's Page Dedicated to the Persuit of Happiness
A good friend I met through Andy has a page here. It's underconstruction, as is this one.

The girl two states down.Nora's Page
Ahhh, it's here. Our good friend Nora has been nice enough to take the time to set up her fine page of links and cool stuff. Take the time to check it out.

How to rip off Java programs 101.Kimmie's Page
Kimmie's got a page here. Pretty cool. Some Java, frames, stuff I'm not bothering with yet may be found here. Cool pictures of a few more of my friends here. Including Chris and Becky.

Bike!The page of Grubbs
Matt's cool page. Get some background on him and find out about his favorite hobbies, which include cigars and motorcycling (very cool...)

You want me to put that where?!?Steph's Party Domain
Steph is one of my close friends from home, she's quite the partier, as you will see when you visit her site. Find out about the service fraternity she's in and get some pics of her and her friends at Oklahoma Christian University while you visit!

So Crates!The Druid's Grove
For all of you Philosophers out there here's Sam's page. A great place to go if you like Philosophy and Music, his two biggest gigs. Sam's quite knowledgeable about both, so be sure to visit this one!

Guess who that is...Becky's Little Corner of the Web
Here is Becky's Page. I just really met Becky, but she is the sister of my good friend Matt from up at school, and she has a BUNCH of cute littl' baby pics of Matt if you are interested... :) Have fun!

People who I mostly try to forget.Class of 1997
Here's my graduating class. About half of these links are dead because no one wants to bother to fix them... If you understand html you can probably make them out anyway, an if you don't well, you'll probably have an easier time reading them than in their original condition....


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