This past weekend I The Amazing Gargoyle, took a trip over to the federation that my defecting brother Pajamarama is now a part of. This so called "bigger, better, and more powerful thing" was nothing but ten guys grappling on the top field of a local school. So, I took the opportunity of being their to request a title shot. The Top Field Wrestling Federation has only one title, the world title. Incidentaly, my bro Pajamarama held the title. It was a quick match and I hit him with my trademark sit-down powerbomb to finish it. So I was then the TFWF World Champion. Sadly when I was leaving Pajamarama hit me on the head with a tree branch and reclaimed his title. So there you have it the story of how I became 1x TFWF World Champion. I look forward to further brawls with the TFWF.