Bubba: So you wanna tell me again why we didn't get our qualifying match tonight?
Regal: Well I'll tell you why. Edge has run into a little tizzy. Edge has had a little flight problems, and he cannot be here tonight.
D-Von: Well that's his own fault. We should of gotten our match tonight.
Bubba: We would of taken on Christian and kicked his ass. We would of put him through a table, and we would have been on our way to advance into the finals.
Regal: Well that's not what happened. I'm sorry gentleman, but I must leave. I have to announce tonight's cage match to the fans.
Bubba: Well that just pisses me off. Whenever we get that match against Edge and Christian, we'll make sure that they never walk again.
D-Von: Oh testify....OH TESTIFY!!!
Shane: Here's Mr. Regal to make his announcment to the crowd. I don't think that their aware that tonight's main event is a cage match.
Regal: Hello and welcome to Velocity everyone. This week Chris Jericho will take on Kurt Angle for his TCW Championship.
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Regal: But, what you don't know, is that tonight's match will be held inside of a 15 foot steel cage match!
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Regal: Thank you!
Shane: Well now they know.
Jesse: Here comes Rob Van Dam and Perry Saturn for a Tag Team Title Tournament match.
Shane: And their opponents are Charlie Haas, and who?
Jesse: Oh my god! It's Chris Benoit!
Shane: These two are going to have a hard time co-existing.
Jesse: And if you haven't already noticed, all of these guys were in the Fatal Four Way match at Final Hour.
Shane: Benoit starts the match with a clothesline.
Jesse: And he follows it up with an elbow to the sternum.