Smackdown Results

SMACKDOWN RESULTS

[[-x- All the WWW Fans around the world are sitting around there TV sets, awaiting for the WWW Smackdown show, the time is six forty-two, its close to Seven O'clock the time for the big show. WWW Heat starts, he has a lot of low card wrestlers at this event, through out the show, they showed previews of what lead what match to what. At Smackdown WWW Heat ends at 8:00 and goes to Smackdown -x-]]

ARENA SEGMENT
Smackdown announcers table

[[-x- 7:00 P.M. hits on the clock, and Smackdown comes on live on UPN! Smackdown is live from the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, Long Island , New York! The Camera goes around through the crowd and shows them holding up there Crowd Signs, the fans cheer as the camera passes through them, The Camera then fades out and fades back in, and shows the announcers table with Jim Ross and Jerry the king Lawler -x-]]

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Michael Cole -x-]]
Welcome everybody to SmackDown, I'm Michael Cole and aside from me is my good friend, Tazz! We're live from the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, Long Island! And tonight we have will be to you a great show!

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
that's right Cole Tonight is going to be amazing! we have some outstanding matches for tonight, I can't believe them myself! We have the Undisputed Championship No One Contenders match!! Oh Boy I can't wait for that, I'm probably going to have a heart attack or something ha-hah

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Michael Cole -x-]]
Calm down, tiger. We'll get to that match with in time. But tonight ladies and gentlemen we have Stone Cold Steve Austin Verse Kurt Angle, the American Hero is taking on The Rattlesnake what a match-up

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
That's right, Kurt Angle is facing the has-been Stone Cold Steve Austin, because Cole you know I love a good fight, and this match is going to be a good match, but Kurt Angle is going to walk away the winner of this match, now Cole you might be wondering how i came to this, hah, it was easy. You see Austin is old and he doesn't know the new age wrestling of 2000, so tonight Austin is going to lose to... Angle!

IN RING SCENE
Ric Flair

((-|-‘Special Ring Announcers’ Howard Finkle -|-))
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the World Wide Wrestling Owner Ric Flair!!!!!

[[-x- All of a sudden Whooooooooo ric flairs music hits on the P.A as the fans jump to there feet the fans are cheering and chanting WHOOOOOO WHOOOO WHOO WHOOO -x-]]

[[-x- He makes his way to the ring and gets the mic from Lillian and begins to talk -x-]]

[[-x- WWW Owner Ric Flair -x-]]
Welcome to the first ever show of SmackDown live all around the world on UPN!!! I'm pleased to say that the Pay Per View is going to be one hell of a pay per view we will have my self Ric Flair take on Eric Bischoff that's right if Eric has the balls to step into the ring with me and take me on at the Pay Per View i will fight him to he can't stand Whoooooo i can't wait for the Pay Per View also we have the No one contenders match for the undisputed championship Lance Storm Vs. Batista and we have another great match is the World Title Match Hulk Hogan Vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. Kurt Angle i can't wait for that and another match is the Women's title match with all the women in the WWW lita vs. Stephanie Vs. Trish and yes you all know the main event the undisputed title is on the line its going to be ?? Vs. the winner from the main event tonight whoooooooooooo

[[-x- Just Then Eric Bischoff's Music Hits as he walks to the entry and begins to talk -x-]]

[[-x- WWW Raw Owner Eric Bischoff -x-]]
Hey Ric Flair i couldn't help but notice that you just called me out for a match at the Pay Per View you really want to fight me the Bisch!

[[-x- WWW Owner Ric Flair -x-]]
You damn right i want the bisch in the ring at the Pay Per View!!

[[-x- WWW Raw Owner Eric Bischoff -x-]]
All right nature Boy it will happen you and me at the Pay Per View!!

[[-x- WWW Owner Ric Flair -x-]]
Whoooo I'm going to kick your ass whooooooo!!! its on whooooo

[[-x- Flairs music hits once more he drops the mic as the show goes to a commercial break -x-]]

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Lance Sotrom

[[-x- Lance Storm arrives and comes through the door, a security guard is standing by the door just to make sure no unwanted people enter -x-]]

[[-x- Security Guard -x-]]
Hello
[[-x- Lance Storm -x-]]
Ah, Yea.. Hi

[[-x- Lance Storm then continues to walk down the hallway. Storm starts talking to some of the superstars in the coffee area -x-]]

[[-x- Lance Storm -x-]]
Hey You Know where i could find Ric Flairs Office?

[[-x- Chris Jericho -x-]]
Down The Hall to your left

[[-x- Lance Storm -x-]]
Thanks and hey good luck with your match tonight with Triple H bring the gold back to Canada

[[-x- Chris Jericho -x-]]
yeah thanks

[[-x- Lance Storm then continues to walk down the hallway. Storm then makes his way to ric locker and knocks and then enters -x-]]

[[-x- Lance Storm -x-]]
Ric How are you

[[-x- WWW Owner Ric Flair -x-]]
Lance storm how are you damn its great to see you man how you been?

[[-x- Lance Storm -x-]]
Ive been great hey thanks for the No one contender match at Unforgiven man i will kick the crap out of Batista

[[-x- Just then Batista runs in and smashes Lance across the head with a box and a broken brick falls out -x-]]

[[-x- Batista -x-]]
Come on punk look at you now you say your going to beat thing living crap out of me look who is out now you little punk!

[[-x- The Cam then cuts back to Michael Cole and tazz at ringside -x-]]

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Michael Cole -x-]]
My God did you see that

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
I Sure did Batista is not taking any kind of crap that Lance is saying or doing around here

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Michael Cole -x-]]
Well we are getting ready for our first match on SmackDown Booker t vs. Shawn Michaels Ladder match for the European title

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
This match is going to be Off The Hook!

European Title Ladder Match
Booker T vs. Shawn Michaels

[[-x- "Can U Dig It Sucka” hits the speakers, as the fans go wild with boos and cheers. Booker walks half way down the ramp, looks around in the crowd then bolts into the ring. He gets in the ring and does the SPIN-A-ROONIE! -x-]]

[[-x- "I'm Just A Sexy Boy” hits the speakers, HBK walks out and does his pose as the fans go wild with excitement. The fireworks go off as HBK dances his way to the ring. -x-]]

[[-x- The referee rings the bell. HBK stomps a mud hole in Booker. The referee restrains HBK while Booker licks his wounds. Booker stands up. HBK does a Running Clothesline knocking Booker down. He then delivers a Running Elbow Drop. Pinfall. 1..2.. Kickout. HBK then locks in a Rear Chin Lock. Booker is in pain, but doesn't give up. The crowd is changing for Booker, and it's getting under the skin of HBK. He releases the hold. He picks up Booker. Snap Suplex. A 2nd Snap Suplex. And now a 3rd Snap Suplex. This man is relentless. He makes a pinfall. 1..2.. near fall. HBK picks up Booker. He delivers a Rib breaker into a Backbreaker over the knee submission. HBK goes outside and grabs the ladder. The crowd cheers even louder for Booker. This is driving HBK completely insane. HBK set the ladder against the ropes and turns to the fans. Booker baseball slide kicks the ladder into the back of HBK. He runs across the ring, launches himself to the outside with a flying cross body onto HBK. Booker T throws the ladder in the ring and sets it up as HBK enters the ring. Booker turns around and receives some chops from HBK. Booker climbs to the top after him. Booker is going for the top rope Cross body. HBK reverses it into the Sweet Chin Music. Pinfall. 1..2.. Very near fall. HBK then argues with the referee about poor officiating. He walks over to Booker to pick him up. Book-End. Booker climbs the ladder and grabs the belt. Booker turns his back to HBK as the referee raises his arm. HBK delivers a running clothesline from behind to Booker. The referee tries to stop him from hurting Booker further more, and gets decked. HBK picks shade up, and delivers the Sweet CHin Music for a third time. Booker is down on the mat in pain. HBK goes to the outside. He grabs a chair. He rolls it into the ring. He rolls in after it HBK lifts the chair above his head and swings it at the leg of Booker. He connects. He does it again. And again, and again. He does it for a 5th time. He then drags Booker in the center of the ring, and locks him in the Sharpshooter. Booker screams in pain and begins tapping out. Official come out, and pull HBK away with a chair. They check on Booker as HBK's Music blasts through the pa system -x-]]

[[-x- WINNER: BOOKER T! -x-]]

IN RING SCENE
Fozzy Live Eat The Rich

I've been down, I've been beat
I've been tossed into the street
Making nickels, begging dimes
Just to get my bottle of wine

Some say life, she's a lady
Kind of soft, kind of shady
I can't tell you life is rich
She's no lady, she's a bitch

They suck my body out
But then there is no doubt
Gonna pay the devil his dues
Cause I'm so sick of being abused

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Don't you know love is a bitch?

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Out of the palace and into the ditch

Steal my money, steal my car
Took my woman and an old guitar
Running crazy, running wild
?? in my eye

Just can't fight the temptation
It's become my inspiration
Gonna get myself an axe
Bring some heads and bring some backs

They suck my body out
But then there is no doubt
Gonna pay the devil his dues
Cause I'm so sick of being abused

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Don't you know love is a bitch?

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Out of the palace and into the ditch

Don't stop me!

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Don't you know love is a bitch?

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Out of the palace and into the ditch

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Don't you know love is a bitch?

Eat the rich (the rich)
Eat the rich (the rich)
Out of the palace and into the ditch
Out of the palace and into the ditch

They suck my body out

[[-x- The fans Booooo Y2J as He Leaves the Stage with his band Fozzy -x-]]

OUTSIDE SEGMENT
Triple H Arrives

[[-x- The Camera goes outside as the cam catches a Black truck. Michael Cole rushes outside. The Truck starts to slow down, and it stops in front of the Coach, the mirror comes down -x-]]

[[-x- Jonathan Coach -x-]]
Excuse, Triple H.. Triple H can I have a word with you?

[[-x- Triple H -x-]]
What the hell do you want?

[[-x- Jonathan Coach -x-]]
you have a match tonight with the man that was in the ring just a few minutes ago playing there song eat the rich the band fozzy the man in that band is Y2J Chris Jericho you have a undisputed no one contender match with him tonight?

[[-x- Triple H -x-]]
Y2j's band Fozzy suck they suck you get me and as for my match tonight I'm as ready as you can ever be I'm going to take Chris Jericho and kick his ass from here to there and I will take this no one contender match and stick my sledge hammer right up ??? at the pay per view cause I'm the game and I'm that damn good!

[[-x- Stone Cold Steve Austin brings up his mirror, Austin then out of nowhere, Austin peels out!! Austin drives off and leaves The Coach in the dust -x-]]

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Stephanie McMahon

[[-x- Stephanie McMahon is walking down the hall way, when she runs into Michael Cole -x-]]

[[-x- Funaki -x-]]
hello i`m Funaki best SmackDown interviewer i here with Stephanie McMahon Stephine you have a match at the Pay Per View with Lita and Trish Stratus what are you thoughts on that match?

[[-x- Stephanie McMahon-x-]]
Well i can tell you this i will become the next women's champion i mean come on look at me and look at that bitch lita she thinks she so extreme well she is nothing a but a little bitch who will feel my wrath when I kick her ass

[[-x- Funaki -x-]]
Wrath?

[[-x- Stephanie McMahon-x-]]
Yes! Wrath! and if you don't get the hell out of my way ill start on you and show you what I'm going to do to Trish stratus!

[[-x- Funaki -x-]]
Can we see your bra and panties hehe

[[-x- Stephanie McMahon-x-]]
Ohhhhh you dirty ass clown get the hell out of here and one more thing trish you bitch i will kick your ass and show all these fans that I'm better than you and lita!

[[-x- Funaki -x-]]
one more thing i like the women's title around your waste it looks very very good on you

[[-x- Stephanie McMahon-x-]]
Thank you Funaki now get the hell out of my locker room! now!

SINGLE MATCH
Kurt Angle vs. Steve Austin

[[-x- "Glass Shatters” by Disturbed hits the speakers, as Austin walks out into the ring and goes from corner to corner, doing his poses.-x-]]

[[-x- "Olympic Hero” interrupts Austins music, as Angle comes out with his Gold Medals, he points to the sky as the pyroz shoot up. Angle climbs in the ring and runs at Austin.-x-]]

[[-x- The bell rings. Austin sidesteps him. School boy pin. 1.. kickout. The men then lock up. Headlock by Austin. Launched into the ropes, Sunset Flip. 1..2.. Very near fall. Angle gets up. Lariat to Austin. Pinfall. 1..2.. kickout. Angle picks him up. Austin with a kick to the midsection. Standing Tornado DDT. Pinfall. 1..2.. kickout. Austin then picks him up. Hangman's Neckbreaker. Pinfall. 1..2.. kickout. Angle and Austin both get up. Angle knees Austin in the gut. He whips him into the ropes, Baseball Slide under Austin, Angle Slam. Pinfall. 1..2..3.. It's over.
[[-x- Winner: KURT ANGLE! -x-]]

[[-x- The Cam then cuts back to Michael Cole and tazz at ringside -x-]]

[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
That was one hell of a match!

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Michael Cole -x-]]
I know my god that was great ?? kick his ass so bad!

[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
We still have main event to come do go anywhere

[[-x- SmackDown music hits as the show goes to a commercial break -x-]]

IN RING SCENE
Trish Stratus

((-|-‘Special Ring Announcers’ Howard Finkle -|-))
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Trish Stratus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[[-x- Just The Trish's Music Hits And She Struts Her Way Down To The Ring And Gets The Microphone From The Fink -x-]]

[-x- Trish Stratus -x-]]
Wow what a reaction i love you all fans but there is one thing i hate and that is that little bitch Stephanie she thinks that she can come and get in our match and win it how screwed up is that i can see she sleeps with Eric bishcoff to get her way up here

[[-x-Just then Stephanie music hits as she walks out and stops at the ramp-x-]]

[[-x- Stephanie McMahon-x-]]
Whoa Whoa Whoa no one wants to hear you come out here talking that kind of crap about the billion dollar princess that kicked your ass on raw in a bra and panties match now i challenge you to a match at the PPV with lita for the womens title as you should know i asked lita out back she said shes in how about you womens title is going to be on the line cause ric said it whould so are you in trish

[-x- Trish Stratus -x-]]
yeah I'm in cause I'm taking that title and wrapping around both your asses see you at unforgivin bitch

[[-x-Trish Stratus's music hits once more She drops the mic as the show goes to a commercial break -x-]]

Main Event
Triple H Vs. Chris Jericho

[[-x-"End Of Everything" hits the speakers, as the lights go out. Purple pyroz shoot up as the lights come on and the Smackdown Extreme Commish Raven walks out with a microphone in hand. He begins to speak... -x-]]

[-x- Raven -x-]]
As being Commish of Smackdown I have the power to do anything I want, and I wanna see the next two men beat the shit out of eachother, so I now make this a Hardcore match, and I will be sitting with Tazz and Micheal Cole doing commentary and watching this match. So let's get to it.
[[-x- "Time To Play The Game” hits the speakers, as the fans recognize the music, and start to boo. Triple H makes his way out from the entrance way. Triple H completely ignores the chorus of boo’s directed at him, as he makes his way towards the ring. He strikes a pose at the ropes, as the fans boo even louder, as the theme music slowly fades. -x-]]

[[-x- Just then, “Break Down The Walls” hits the speakers as the arena lights slowly fade out and colored strobe lights fill the void. The entrance way is hilighted with a spot-light as the fans cheer and await the presence of Jericho. The music keeps on through the intro, and suddenly a large explosion is heard, and Jericho comes out through the entrance-way to an ovation of cheers. Jericho stands still while the fans cheer, and then slowly makes his way down to the ring. -x-]]

[[-x-Out of no where, Triple H runs towards Jericho and does a suicide dive over the top rope and lands on Jericho. Triple H picks up Jericho and irish whips him towards the guard rail, and Jericho’s back hits the exposed steel. Triple H then takes Jericho, and irish whips him again to the opposite guard rail, and once again, Jericho hits hard. Triple H then takes Jericho by the head, and takes him closer to the ring, throws him towards the ring steps! CLUNK. Triple H picks up Jericho on his shoulder, and points to the ring post! Triple H runs towards it..NO!, Jericho was able to get and pushes Triple H towards the ring post! Jericho rolls into the ring, followed by Triple H, as the ref calls for the bell, and the match is officially under way. Jericho runs towards Triple H for a clothesline, but NO!, Triple H ducks, and goes for a superkick, but NO!, Jericho grabs his leg, spins him around, and catches Jericho with a clothesline! And Jericho goes down hard, but comes right back up with a kick-up, and catches Triple H with a spinning kick!, and now Anderson goes down! Jericho picks up Triple H, and gives him a hard snap suplex. He picks Triple H up once again and irish whips him towards the ropes and Triple H slides under the bottom rope and tries to catch a breather as the crowd boo’s. Triple H is making motions to leave the match as he turns his back and taunts the crowd. Just then, Jericho runs to the far side, and jumps over the top rope and lands directly on Triple H! Jericho gets up and raises his hands as the crowd approves. Jericho then takes Triple H up, and goes to suplex him, and YES!…NO!, Triple H reversed and has just suplexed Jericho on the concrete! Jericho lays motionless on the ground, as Triple H places him parallel to the ring. Triple H gets up on the ring apron, and JUMPS off and nails a leg drop from the apron to the floor Triple H is the first one up, as he takes Jericho and punches him a few times in the stomach, and puts him in the ring once again. Triple H then takes Jericho and throws him towards the turnbuckle as Jericho hits hard. Triple H charges towards a prone Jericho with a spear, but Jericho reverses and manages to roll Triple H up! 1….2…3!…NO! Triple H kicks out at the last split second! Jericho gets up and kicks Triple H in the stomach, as he falls back to the turnbuckle. Jericho now unloading with a series of kicks as Triple H gets kicked right in the jaw and OVER the ropes he went! Jericho sets himself ontop of the turnbuckle and awaits for Triple H to get up. As he does, Jericho takes to the sky, but Triple H MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! And Jericho lands on the guardrail! Triple H reaches for a something under the ring, and takes out a chair! He lays into Jericho repeatedly on the back with a series of chair shots! Triple H throws the chair in the ring, and starts to kick Jericho, as he taunts the fans, as they fill the arena with boo’s. Jericho gets up slowly, and takes his time getting back in the ring, but is met with a blow across the back, and a suplex. Triple H makes the cover. 1…2…3no! Jericho kicks out as the fans cheer. Triple H takes Jericho, and nails a DDT. He makes the cover once again. 1……2……no! Jericho kicks out once again! Triple H showing signs of frustration as he takes to the outside again, this time taking the announcers chairs, and throws him towards the ring. The ref quickly kicks them out the opposite side and out of the ring, as the fans boo a little. Triple H gets outraged, and gets in the ring and threatens the referee by grabbing him by his shirt. Jericho out of nowhere surprises Triple H with a roll-up! 1….2…3!!!!NO! Triple H kicks out yet again! Triple H runs towards the ropes and comes back, but Jericho meets him with a super kick! AND OVER THE TOP GOES Triple H!!! Triple H lands hard on the floor, as Jericho takes to the outside. Triple H is still lying on the floor, and whats this! Jericho is placing the chairs that the referee kicked out of the ring ontop of Triple H! Jericho then takes yet ANOTHER THREE CHAIRS from the crowd as the fans cheer! He places the rest of the chairs ontop of Triple H, who is yet to move. Jericho gets up on the apron, and looks around the arena, he signals the fans to cheers, and WHAT! An Asai Moonsault from the apron ontop of Triple H who is covered in chairs!!! BOTH men are seen lying motionless on the ground, as the fans chant “Holy Shit!” over and over and over! Jericho is the first man up, and takes Triple H and places him on the nearby guardrail. Jericho then takes to the opposite guardrail and springboards off of it onto Triple H! The crowd cheers, as Jericho takes Triple H and throws him in the ring, as he follows suit. Triple H gets up slowly, and is met with a spinning heel kick! Jericho then takes towards the turnbuckle once again, and leaps off! Corkscrew plancha! But NOOOOO!!!!! Triple H rolled out of the way, and Jericho lands HARD! Triple H gets up slowly, as he picks up Jericho and nails a pinning dragon suplex! 1…..2……3!!!!!!NO!!!!! Jericho manages to roll off! Triple H picks up Jericho once again, and hits a belly to belly, and it goes awrigh, and Jericho is dropped on his neck! Jericho lays motionless as Triple H climbs the turnbuckle, and lands a frog splash!, yet, he doesnt go for the cover! Triple H is oblivious to what has happened. Jericho picks himself up, gets his hair out of the way and reveals the same mask, yet with a different color! The fans cheer, and Triple H turns around to see why and his met with a drop kick to the face as he falls back to the turnbuckle! Jericho climbs over Triple H and goes for a spinning DDT off the top, but, Triple H reversed it, and throws Jericho off, but lands on his feet! Triple H charges towards Jericho and tries a clothesline, but Jericho ducks, and goes for a kick, but Triple H reversed it and goes for the “Pedigree”, but Jericho reverses the kick, and nails a kick of his own, and sets him up for a reverse falcon arrow, and Triple H gets out of it! Triple H irish whips Jericho towards the turnbuckle, and sets him up for a hurricanrana! He sets him up!, but NOOO!, Jericho punches Triple H, and turns it into a DDT from the top rope, and NAILS IT!!!!!!! And Jericho knocks the wind out of himself, but, inches towards Triple H to make the cover! 1……..2 OH Kickout. Jericho hits HHH with a closeline then goes for the lionsault and nails it. 1... ...2... ...3!!!!!!! DING! DING! DING! -x-]]

[[-x- WINNER: CHRIS JERICHO! -x-]]

[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Tazz -x-]]
Oh my Chris Jericho will fight ?? at Unforgiven!

[[-x- 'Smackdown Announcers' Michael Cole -x-]]
Thats all the time we have tonight cheack back for Unforgiven!

The Show Fades to Black