8-27-02 THE FIRST MATCH WAS CHASE VS. OUR NEWEST WRESTLER DANE IN A HARDCORE MATCH. FIRST CHASE ENTERED THE RING AND AS DANE WAS GETTING IN THE RING CHASE THREW A COOKIE SHEET AT HIS STOMACH. JUST TO LET U KNOW CHASE AND DANE ARE BROTHERS IT'S JUST THAT CHASE IS OLDER THEN DANE AND WILL HAVE BOTH OF THEIR BIOZ UP ON THE 1ST SITE VERY SOON. CHASE JUST STARTED BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS LITTLE BROTHER FOR ABOUT FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. THEN THEY BOTH GO BACK AT EACH OTHER ARIEL MOVE AFTER ARIEL MOVE UNTIL IN THE END WHERE CHASE GRABBED A COOKIE SHEET AND WHILE DANE WAS ON THE GROUND DID A 450 AND JUST FUCKING SLAMMED THE COOKIE SHEET RIGHT INTO HIS LITTLE BRO'S CHEST AND GOT THE WIN. THE NEXT MATCH WAS HOME-SKILLUT VS. SCORPION IN A HARDCORE MATCH. THEY BOTH ENTERED THE RING AND SCORPION STARTED SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF HOME-SKILLUT WITH A KENDO STICK WHILE SHE WAS SMACKING HIM WITH A COOKIE SHEET. HOME-SKILLUT THEN THREW SCORPION OUT OF THE RING AND HIT A PLANCHA AND SMASHED HIS FACE WITH A COOKIE SHEET. SCORPION THEN HIT A LOW BLOW ON HOME-SKILLUT BUT SHE RETALEATED WITH A COOKIE SHEET SHOT TO THE BACK AND THEY WERE DOWN. SCORPION GRABBED THE KENDO STICK AND STARTED BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HER BUT THEN SHE FOUGHT BACK AND HIT ONE HELL OF A CLOSE LINE. THEN WHILE SCORPION WAS GETTING BACK HOME-SKILLUT KICKED A CHRISTMAS DECORTATION OF A GIANT NUTCRACKER INTO SCORPION'S FACE. SCORPION GETS UP AND PULLS OUT A DOLLY AND JUST RAN HOME-SKILLUT OVER WITH IT. THEN SCORPION SAT HER UP IN THE DOLLY LIKE A HANNIBAL LECTOR KIND OF STANCE AND HE HIT A CLOSE LINE FROM HELL AND SHE FELL BACK TO THE GROUND WITH THE DOLLY. HOME-SKILLUT GOT UP AND TRIED TO THROW THE DOLLY AT SCORPION BUT SCORPION DODGE IT AND STARTED SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF HOME-SKILLUT WITH A KENDO STICK. THEN SCORPION RAMMED A LATTER RIGHT INTO HOME-SKILLUT'S STOMACH. THEN SCORPION GRABBED A SNOW SHOVEL AND HIT HER IN THE BACK WITH IT AND THAT REALLY HURT HER. HOME-SKILLUT THREW SCORPION INTO THE LADDER WHICH KNOCKED HIM DOWN. THEN SHE HUNG SCORPION UPSIDE DOWN AND DROPKICKED A COOKIE SHEET INTO HIS FACE. THEN SCORPION GOT UP AND HIT A ACID DROP OFF OF THE TRAMPOLING AND THEY WERE BOTH DOWN. THEN SCORPION PUT HIT ARM OVER HOME-SKILLUT'S CHEST FOR THE COVER BUT SHE KICKED OUT AT TWO. THEN THEY BOTH GOT UP AND HOME-SKILLUT THREW SCORPION INTO THE RING AND HIT THE HOMEBODY ON SCORPION FOR THE WIN. THE NEXT MATCH WAS CHASE VS. SILVER DRAGON FOR THE #1 CONTENDERS SPOT FOR THE XWF WORLD TITLE. THEY BOTH MOSTLY JUST KICKED EACH OTHERS ASS WITH WEAPONS FOR ABOUT 10 MINS AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HERE COMES DANE COMES OUT AND ATTACKES SILVER DRAGON. WHILE HE DOES THAT CHASE CLIMBS THE LADDER AND WINS THE MATCH. THE NEXT MATCH WAS CHASE VS. DANE IN ANOTHER HARDCORE MATCH BUT THIS ONE WAS BETTER. THEY BOTH STARTED KICKING EACH OTHERS ASS'S FOR ABOUT 5 MINTUTES. THEN DANE BITCH SLAPS HIS BROTHER. THEN DANE HITS A HUGE SNAPMARE TAKE OVER. THEN DANE HITS A ARIEL MOVE HE DID A DRAGON ATTACK LANDED ON HIS FEET DID A BACKFLIP AND LANDED ON HIS FEET AND THEN HIT AN ELBOW DROP. THEN DANE DOES SOME MOVES AND COVERS HIME A FEW TIMES BUT CHASE CHICKS OUT. THEN CHASE TRIED TO POWERBOMB HIS BRO ON A COOKIE SHE BUT HE REVERED IT AND HIT A HURRICANRANNA AND WENT FOR THE COVER BUT KICKED OUT AND BITCH SLAPED HIS BRO SO FUCKING HARD. THEN IN THE DANE HITS A FLIPING SENTON BOMB OF A LADDER ON TO CHASE FOR THE WIN. THEN CHASE GETS PISSED AFTER THE MATCH AND STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS LITTLE BRO FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT!
