The scene opens inside the United Center in Chicago IL, where EWE Wrestlemania 1 is being held. The fireworks shoot off and we go straight to the announcers table, where JR and King are sitting.
JR: Hello folks and welcome to EWE Wrestlemania 1. Me and King will be your announcers for tonight.
King: Thats right folks, were going to have some good matches in store for you tonight.
JR: Yes indeed folks, this is going to be one Wrestlemania you won't ever forget.
King: I can't wait to see the main event, theres going to be a 6 man chamber elimination match for the world heavyweight title.
JR: Thats right folks, the first ever EWE world heavyweight champion is going to be crowned tonight.
King: Well let's not waste anymore of these people's time and get this show on the road.
Brian Clarkes music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring.
The lights go out and Undertakers music is heard. He walks slowly down the ramp accompanied by Paul Bearer. He gets in the ring and the lights come back on.
A casket is rolled down the ramp and set next to the ring by a staff member from the back.
The bell rings and they begin to fight. Brian Clark grabs Undertaker and gives him a powerslam. Clark tries to roll Undertaker over to the casket. But Undertaker gets up quickly. They are going back and forth. But Undertaker starts to get the upper hand on Clark. He gives Clark the tombstone and rolls him over to the casket. He opens the casket and someone is inside.
King: Oh my god JR someone is in the casket. Who is it?
JR: It's Brock Lesnar, King. How did he get in the casket without anyone knowing?
King: I don't know JR, I'm sure everyone is asking the same question.
Lesnar jumps out of the casket as Undertaker rolls Brian Clark into it and closes it. The Undertaker wins the match. Lesnar starts attcking Undertaker, they are going back and forth beating each other up. Undertaker throws Lesnar into the crowd, and they fight their way through the crowd.
Bret Hart's music plays and he doesn't come out. Bret Hart is no where to be found.
Sting's music plays and he doesn't come out either. Sting is no where to be found either.
JR: Thats rather odd, wouldn't you say King?
King: Yeah it is JR, this is for the European title and neither one of these guys are anywhere in the building.
The ref calls this match a no contest. Sting is still the european champion.
Jeff Jarrett's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp with his guitar in hand. He gets in the ring and sets his guitar done outside the ring by the steps.
John Cena's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp slapping the hands of some fans. He gets in the ring and gives his "word life" trademark to the crowd. The crowd goes wild and they start to chant Cena, Cena, Cena. Then Jeff Jarrett tells them to shut the hell up, so they do. Then the bell rings.
Jarrett goes right after Cena and starts beating him up. Jarrett is getting the upper hand on Cena, but Cena quickly recovers and begins to pound away on Jarrett. Now they are going back and forth. Cena grabs Jarrett and whips him into the turnbuckle, then he climbs it and starts to punch Jarrett. The ref quickly breaks it up and Cena gets in the ref's face. As Cena is arguing with the ref, Jarrett climbs out of the ring, grabs his guitar, and then climbs back in the ring. As Cena turns around Jarrett smashes Cena in the head with his guitar. Cena falls quick and his head is busted open. The ref calls for a disqualification. The medics quickly come down to the ring and take Cena away on a stretcher. Cena is still the Television Champion.
The scence opens at Deja Vu the best damn strip club in the world. Tonite joey styles and joel gertner are calling the hardcore title match between the challenger Randy Savage and The Champion Raven. Well fans as we pan around the strip club and see all these fine ladies dancing on stage and stripping we see Sting and Bret Hart sitting around the stage with $1bills tossing them at these fine women. Lets get a word with sting and bret hart before the match starts.
Gertner: Hey sting what are doing here at the strip club I thought u had a match earlier?
Sting: Well Joe you know as well as sting,these girls are hot I make damn look at them asses.
Gertner: Well the studmuffin gertner loves this place this is where I spend most of my paycheck from Ewe. I mean hell i would skiped my match too to see these fine women take it all off.
sting: Yea of course gertner,me and bret are friends and said screw it we wanted to see raven vs savage and see these hot girls get naked.
gertner: Cant blame you there sting I would have done the same thing.Ok Talk to you later sting.
sting continues to toss dollars on stage as joey and joel get ready for the match bewteen raven and savage.
First coming from the back room is savage and he has a trash can in hand. And all of a sudden raven comes from behind savage and wacks him in the head with a stop sigh.
Styles: OMG he just hit savage with a stop sigh,that raven is a lunatic.
Then as the stripper is tossing off her panties she tosses it into the crowd and raven catches it and then starts to choke out savage with them.
Gertner: Damn raven I wanted to sniff them things that bitch was hot.
As savage is laying on ground raven sits in a chair and starts to get a lap dance. as savage gets up a stripper puts her tits in savages face.
Savage: OOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Gertner: Damn what a match. Damn wish i was savage right now,them were some big ass titties. Damn savage to hell that bastard.
Styles: Come down joel before you bust a nut.
So as styles and gertner argue in the announce both savage and raven start pounding each other with everything in sight.Then as savage is going to hit raven with a beer bottle,raven ducks and it knocks out a fan. Raven takes advantage and then hits savage with a kendo stick busting him open and knocking him on the ground. Raven then sets up a table and then picks up savage and hits him with a Very Devasting Even Flow ddt as savage crashes threw table.. Savage is knocked out as Raven then covers savage for the 1,2,3... The wiiner and still hardcore champion raven.
Styles: Omg what a match that was one hell of a bloodbath here at Deja Vu. Man thanks again to Teddy Long for making this great match.
Gertner: Yeah thanks playa playa,I am going to get a lap dance from these fine ass girls. As gertner gets a lap dance and is in heaven raven sits in the VIP section with his hardcore title in hand as he gets a lap dance as the scence fades to black...
We return from Deja Vu where the Hardcore Title match took place. We are now back in the United Center live.
Midnights music plays and she makes her way down the ramp and gets in the ring.
Torrie Wilsons music plays and she makes her way down the ramp slapping hands with some fans. Then she gets in the ring.
Trish Stratus' music plays and she makes her way down the ramp with the women's title over her shoulder. She gets in the ring and the ref rings the bell.
Midnight goes right after Torrie and starts kicking her. Trish comes by and gets Midnight with a cheapshot knocking her down. All 3 of these divas are going at it now, it's going back and forth. Midnight and Torrie team up to go against Trish, they knock her out of the ring and begin to fight each other. Midnight starts to get the upper hand on Torrie, but Torrie comes back quick. Torrie grabs Midnight and does her finishing move to her. She goes for the cover 1..2..3. Then Trish comes back in the ring, and starts to beat up Torrie. The ref calls for the bell and declared Torrie Wilson the new EWE womens champion.
Xpac's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring.
Chris Aurelio's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring.
Konans music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring. He starts to jump around screaming Viva La Rasa!
Chris Jericho's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring.
The bell rings and they begin to fight. Xpac and Jericho are going at it. And Chris Aurelio and Konan are going at it. They are going back and forth. Xpac and Chris Aurelio go out of the ring and start to fight. Konan goes out of the ring and gets the ladder from under the ring and gets back in with it. He hits Jericho with it and then does his finishing move on him. He sets up the ladder and starts to climb it. Xpac and Chris Aurelio quickly get in the ring and try to kick the ladder oer but it's to late. Konnan already grabbed the lightweight title. Konnan is the winner, he is the EWE Lightweight Champion.
Demolitions music plays and they make their way down the ramp and get into the ring.
Harlem Heat's music begins to play and they run down the ramp and slide into the ring.
The Outsiders' music plays and they walk slowly down the ramp giving their "too sweet" trademark to the fans. Then they get into the ring.
Heaven and Hells music plays and they make their way down the ramp with the tag team titles around their waists'. They get in the ring and the bell rings.
The first 2 in the ring are Kevin Nash and Smash. They are going back and forth. Smash is getting the upper hand on Nash. All of a sudden Harlem Heat and Heaven and Hell get into an argument and start fighting outside the ring. They fight their way up the ramp to the backstage area. Smash gets distracted from them arguing, so Nash sees the perfect oppurtunity. He grabs Smash and gives him a powerbomb leaving him in the middle of the ring. He goes for the cover, then Ax comes in and tries to break it up, so Hall comes and starts to beat up Ax. The ref counts as Nash is pinning Smash, 1..2..3. The Outsiders are the new EWE tag team champions. They celebrate in the ring holding their tag titles high in the air.
JR: Well folks, this was one hell of a Wrestlemania. We had some great matches, now were down to the Main Event. The 6 man Chamber Elimination match for the World Heavyweight Title.
King: I can't wait to see who wins this match JR.
Lil John comes walking down the ramp and gets in the ring. He is handed a mic and begins to speak. " Hello everyone I want to thank Mr. Figurowski for letting me be his ring announcer. WHAT!? WHAT!? OK! YEAH! Now I want to introduce the main event for EWE's Wrestlemania 1! OK! It's going to be a 6 man Chamber Elimination Match for the World Heavyweight Title! YEAH! In this match we have John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Davis, Raven, and Hulk Hogan. OK!
With that said Lil John throws down the mic and exits the ring making his way towards the backstage area.
John Cena's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp slapping the hands of fans. He gets in the ring and gives his "wordlife" sign to the fans.
Brock Lesnar's music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and gets in the ring, staring at Cena.
Stone Cold's music plays and he runs down the ramp and slides in the ring.
Chris Davis' music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring.
Ravens music plays and he makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring and sits down in the corner.
Hollywood Hogans music plays and he makes his way down the ramp while he is playing the air guitar. Then he gets in the ring.
The chamber lowers down and they all get in a seperate chamber. The first two out of their chamber is Brock Lesnar and Hulk Hogan. They start going at it. Next Chris Davis comes out of his chamber and gets in the mix. All of them are going back and forth. Next Stone Cold comes out of his chamber and goes after Lesnar. Next Cena comes out of his chamber and gets into the mix with everyone, he is still hurt from his match with Jarrett but he is still giving it everything he has. Last Raven comes out of his chamber and goes after Hogan.
Now Cena is fighting Chris Davis, Hogan is fighting Raven, and Stone Cold is fighting Lesnar. They are all going at it going back and forth. Raven gets the upper hand on Hogan and gives him the Raven Effect, and covers him for the 1..2..3. Hogan is eliminated, were down to five guys. Stone Cold and Raven start double teaming Lesnar wearing him out. Stone Cold grabs Lesnar and gives him the Stunner and covers him for the 1..2..3. Lesnar is eliminated and were down to 4 people now.
Now Davis and Cena are going at it, going back and forth. And Raven and Stone Cold are going at it, back and forth. Cena starts to get the upperhand on Davis and gives him the FU and covers him for the 1..2..3. Davis is eliminated. Were down to the final 3. Cena and Raven team up and start to attack Stone Cold trying to wear him down. Then Raven grabs Cena and keeps punching him in the head until he busted his stitches open. Blood was dripping down Cena's face and into his eyes so he couldn't see then Raven gives him the Raven Effect and covers him for the 1..2..3. Cena is eliminated.
Were down to the final two men. This will determine who the World Heavyweight Champion will be. Raven goes after Stone Cold and starts to get the upperhand on him. Then Stone Cold gets his energy back and they start to go back and forth. Now Stone Cold is getting the upper hand on Raven. Raven is wore out from destroying everyone, so Stone Cold sees the oppurtunity and goes for the Stunner. He connects with it and covers Raven for the 1..2..3. Stone Cold is the first EWE World Heavyweight Champion. Stone Cold opens a beer and starts to drink it, then he grabs the world title and raises it high in the air as EWE Wrestlemania 1 goes of the air.
