NMW Friday Mayhem Results (2/14/03)

"Can't Stop" By Red Hot Chili Peppers hits as the pyros and fireworks go off as the inaugural Friday Mayhem from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio kicks off. 

                                                                      *The Owner Speaks*

Ryan-Hey Cleveland!!! What's up????

Crowd-NMW, NMW, NMW, NMW, NMW!!!

Ryan-Ok. I just wanted to tell you about all of the matches that will take place tonight! First, Triple H will wrestle Xanta Claus with Thy. The winner will wrestle the Heavyweight champion that is crowned tonight at St. Valentines Day Massacre. Then, Rod Rage takes on Hardkore, and the winner will face the newly crowned champion at St. Valentines Day Massacre. Ok. This is where it gets interesting. See, I had made the Women's Title Match just a regular match, but now that I thought of it........the special stipulation is going to be a Valentines Day Bra and Panties Match!!!!!!

Crowd-YAY!!!!!

Ryan-And next, it will be James Steele vs. Vince, the winner is the NMW Across The Sea Champion. Then there is the NMW Hardcore Title Match. Black Sabbath vs. Kidd, winner is the new NMW Hardcore Champion. After, The Game will face The Rock for the NMW Intercontinental Title. After that, "The Model" Rick Martel and "Superstar" Adam Garvin will face TNT and Kurk Angel for the NMW Tag Team Titles. Then, I will be facing ™Slash™ for the vacant NMW Heavyweight Title. And the Main Event, Ice burst will be facing The Trucker for the King Of The Cage title, in a Cage Match!!!!! So I will leave now so I can go get ready for my match and so you can go see this awesome inaugural Friday mayhem from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio!!!

Josh-Well, welcome to the inaugural episode of Friday Mayhem from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio!!! Tonight's show will be explosive, I think the roof might even blow off!!!

Maven-Josh!!! Well I don't think that will happen, but let's see how awesome Friday Mayhem really is.

*NMW Number One Contenders Match For A Shot At The NMW Heavyweight Title at St. Valentines Day Massacre: Triple H vs. Xanta Claus With Thy

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the number one contendership and a match for the NMW Heavyweight Title at St. Valentines Day Massacre. Coming to the ring, weighing 90 lbs. from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Triple H!!! And the opponent, from Buffalo, New York, being accompanied to the ring by Thy, weighing 295 lbs., Xanta Claus!!! 

Xanta Claus and Triple H are taunting each other when Xanta Clause kicks Triple H in the face and goes for the pin. One.......Two........Thr......Triple H kicks out, barely. Triple h tries to kick Xanta Claus, but it doesn't effect him and then, Xanta Claus hits the Toy Sack Drop on Triple H and goes for the pin. One.........Two........Three.

Announcer-Your winner, and number one contender for the NMW Heavyweight Title, Xanta Claus!!!!!

Josh-Hey Maven, I told you that this crowd would blow the roof off!!!

Maven-Not yet Josh, not yet.

*NMW Number One Contenders Match For A Shot At The NMW Hardcore Title at St. Valentines Day Massacre: Rod Rage vs. Hardkore 

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the number one contendership and a match at St. Valentines Day Massacre for the NMW Hardcore Title. Coming to the ring weighing 235, from San Antonio, Texas, Rod Rage!!! And the opponent, weighing 267 lbs. from Yonkers, New York, Hardkore!!! 

Rod Rage and Hardkore lock up and then Hardkore kicks Rod Rage in the stomach. Hardkore attempts to hit a Deathwish but it's countered into a Tornado DDT. And Rod Rage goes for the pin, One........Tw, Hardkore kicks out. Rod Rage picks Hardkore up and throws him into the corner, and goes for a spear. Hardkore moves and Rod Rage hits the ring post. Then, Hardkore goes and gets a chair. He tries to hit Rod Rage with the chair, but the referee holds the chair. Hardkore holds the chair up to his face, not even seeing that Rod Rage is up and then, Hardkore gets kicked in the face........chair and all. Then, Rod Rage goes for the Cradle Piledriver and its the Cradle Piledriver on Hardkore. But Rod Rage doesn't go for the pin. Then, Rod Rage hits the Attitude Adjustment on Hardkore. He goes for the pin, One..........Two........Three.

Announcer-Your winner, and number one contender for the NMW Hardcore Title, Rod Rage!!!!!

Josh-Well, next is the Valentine's Day Bra And Panties Match For The Women's Title!!!

*Valentine's Day Bra And Panties Match For The NMW Women's Title: Stacy Keibler vs. Trish

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for on fall and it is a Valentine's Day Bra And Panties Match for the NMW Women's Title. Coming to the ring weighing 125 lbs. from Baltimore, Maryland, Stacy Keibler and the opponent weighing 118 lbs. from Toronto, Canada, Trish.

Announcer-Ok, this is how it will work. You the crowd will decide who will win. First, Stacy Keibler. 

Crowd-Stacy, Stacy, Stacy, Stacy!

Announcer-Now, I present Trish.

Crowd-Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish!

Announcer-Winner and new NMW Women's Champion, Trish.

*Then, The Punkette runs down to the ring and attacks Trish.

The Punkette-I challenge Trish to a Women's Title Match at St. Valentines Day Massacre. And I will become the new NMW Women's Champion.

Josh-WOW!!! I didn't see that coming.

Maven-Either did I. I think your prediction was right.

*NMW Across The Sea Title Match: James Steele vs. Vince

 Announcer-Coming to the ring, weighing 269 lbs. from Dallas, Texas, James Steele. And weighing 350 lbs. from Scranton, Pennsylvania, Vince. 

Vince starts the match with a boot to the face. Vince starts to taunt to the crowd. And James Steele jumps up when Vince isn't looking and drills Vince in the back of the head. James goes for the pinfall. One......Tw. Vince kicks out. Then, Vince manhandles James with the Chokeslam To Hell. Vince goes for the pin. One......Two......Three.

Announcer-Your winner and new NMW Across The Sea Champion, Vince.

Maven-That was short!

Josh-Well, when you have a guy that weighs 269 lbs. vs. a guy that weighs 350 lbs., I think the match would end short.

*NMW Hardcore Title Match (Hardcore Rules Apply): Black Sabbath vs. Kidd

 Announcer-The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NMW Hardcore Title. First, weighing 215 lbs. from Cameron, North Carolina, Black Sabbath. And weighing 225 lbs. from Morrison, Tennessee, Kidd.

Black Sabbath and Kidd both slide out of the ring and get a weapon. Kidd pulls out a chair and Black Sabbath gets a sledgehammer. Kidd and Black Sabbath both brawl with their weapons. Kidd goes for a shot to the head but Black Sabbath hits the chair with the sledgehammer. And then, Black Sabbath hits Kidd with sledgehammer and Kidd is laying on the announce table. Black Sabbath gets on the table and hits him with a powerbomb through the announce table. After Kidd gets up and then Black Sabbath and Kidd go backstage and wrestle. Black Sabbath gets thrown into the brick wall and then Kidd hits Black Sabbath in the head with a chair. Kidd goes for the pin. One........Two.......Thr. Black Sabbath kicks out. Black Sabbath dropkicks Kidd and then sets up a table and gets a ladder. Black Sabbath places Kidd on the table and then climbs up the ladder and hits the Burning Flag through the table. Black Sabbath runs down to the ring and gets a barbed wire stick and then runs backstage. Black Sabbath pulls Kidd out on the stage near the end and then hits him with the barbed wire stick. Then, Black Sabbath lights a match and ignites the barbed wire in flames. And then, Kidd gets hit in the head with the flaming barbed wire stick. Black Sabbath then throws Kidd off of the stage and then hits a Burning Flag, again. Then, black Sabbath goes for the pin. One........two.........three. 

Announcer-Your winner and new NMW Hardcore Champion, Black Sabbath.

Josh-That's just plain ol' carnage.

Maven-Your correct Josh.

*NMW Intercontinental Title Match: The Game vs. The Rock

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NMW Intercontinental Title. First, coming to the ring weighing 260 lbs. from Greenwich, Connecticut and weighing 225 lbs. from Bungay, The Rock. 

The Game spears The Rock and picks him up and goes for the Pedigree. It's countered into a roll-up. One.......Two. The Game kicks out. The Rock is mad. So The Rock goes and gets a chair and smacks The Game right in the face.

Announcer-Your winner by disqualification, and the new NMW Intercontinental Champion, The Game.

The Rock-WO, WO, WO, WO, WO, WO, WO!!! Why did you he win??? I thought it was a No DQ Match??? Well who cares. I have bigger fish to fry because I'm setting my sights on the NMW Heavyweight Title.

Josh-What the hell was that???

Maven-I don't know Josh, I don' know.

*NMW Tag Team Title Match: Strike Force ("The Model" Rick Martel and "Superstar" Adam Garvin) vs. Team Aussie (TNT and Kurk Angel)

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NMW Tag Team Titles. First, coming to the ring, at a combined weight of 504 lbs., from Coca Beach, Florida, Strike Force. And weighing at a combined weight of 540 lbs., from Sydney, Australia, Team Aussie.

The match starts out with Rick Martel and TNT brawling in the ring. Kurk Angel comes in to save TNT, and he does. TNT crawls over to Kurk Angel and tags him in. So now, its Kurk Angel and Rick Martel in the ring. Then, Adam Garvin runs over to TNT, pulls him down and hits him with a Superstar Drop on the floor. Kurk Angel is looking over the top rope as Adam Garvin is beating on TNT. And then from nowhere, Rick Martel gets a roll-up on Kurk Angel. One.......Two......Three. 

Announcer-Your winners and new NMW Tag Team Champions, Strike Force. 

And then, Strike Force run out of the arena and jump into their long limousine and leave the Gund Arena. 

*NMW Heavyweight Title Match: Scorpion vs. ™Slash™

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for on fall and it is for the NMW Heavyweight Title. First, coming to the ring being accompanied by his manager, Trish , weighing 225 lbs., from Rochester, New York, Scorpion. And coming to the ring, weighing 225 lbs., from Sudbury, Ontario, ™Slash™.

Scorpion had connected with a kick to the groin. ™Slash™ kicked Scorpion back. And then, Scorpion throws ™Slash™ over the top rope onto the floor. And then Scorpion dived on ™Slash™. Scorpion then threw ™Slash™ into the ring and went for the pin. One.......Two......Thr. ™Slash™ kicked out. Scorpion's manager, Trish distracted the referee while Scorpion hit ™Slash™ in the head with a chair. And then Scorpion goes for the pin. One......Two.......Three. 

Announcer-Your winner and new NMW Heavyweight Champion, Scorpion.

Josh-I told you that the roof would blow off tonight!

Maven-Well? I don't know yet.

*NMW King Of The Cage Title Match: Ice Burst vs. The Trucker

As the cage lowered, the announcer talked.

Announcer-The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NMW King Of The Cage Title. Now, to win the match, you have to climb out of the cage and touch the ground to win. First, weighing 285lbs. from Chicago, Illinois, Ice Burst. And weighing 465 lbs., from Las Vegas, Nevada, The Trucker. 

Ice Burst quickly goes for Trucker's groin and The Trucker falls down. Ice Burst then goes on the top turnbuckle and hits the Ice Blast. The Trucker is down and out only after a couple of moves! And then, Ice burst safely climbs to the top of the cage and climbs down to the floor. 

Announcer-Your winner and new NMW King Of The Cage Champ, Ice Burst.

Josh-TOLD YOU!

Maven-Ok, Ok you were right.

Josh-Well, we see you again next week at St. Valentines Day Massacre. Good night.

Maven-Good night.