JR: Hello everybody and welcome to WWE RAW! We are sold out with 25,654 fans screaming, and we are live in Long, Island New York I'm Jim Ross alongside Horace Hogan, and were in for one hell of a night, folks.
HH: It's gonna be great! I can't wait!
JR: And here comes the owner of the WWE, Ric Flair. You gotta wonder, what will be the main event for tonight? It's gonna be a blast. Flair knew when he signed the WWE contract...he knew he would have to bring something special to match up to Organizations like CFW, SCW and FCW....and personally, I think the man can.
HH: Looking at some of those other feds, they are great, but this is gonna be even BETTER!
HH: He's got a smile on his face...he's got something up his sleeve, I can tell.
JR: Why wouldn't he? He owns the WWE!
Ric Flair: Welcome....to the WORLD...WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!!! And welcome, to RAW!!! Tonight is gonna be huge, for our main event, it will be a 3 man over the top rope battle, between....Hollywood Hulk Hogan, BROCK Lesnar and the man that rang me up last month and offered to sign for me FIRST.
Flair: I give you...
Flair: THE ROCK!
JR: WOW! The Rock, brock Lesnar and Hulk Hogan in an over the top challenge match tonight!!
HH: Just look at him, people like him are allowed to strut slowly to the ring, they are allowed to pull cocky faces, why, because he is a movie star AND a WWE Wrestler. THATS WHY
JR: He's too cocky if you ask me.
The Rock: The Rock is out here for one purpose, and that is too state, The Rock is not here to let his gums flap, The Rock is here to say, that the New York metz are crap!
JR: Now come on, Rock?! That is totally uncalled for. Im glad the fans are booing.
HH: It's true, they are.
Rock: Hey, shut up?! The Rock has a text message on his new Vodafone Live Mobile Phone...let's see....okay, it's from er...Reality, and it says that The Rock is the best and he is gonna win the WWE Championship Match! That person was rig...
**GLASS SMASHES**
JR: WAIT! It's Stone Cold Steve Austin! I think he's heard enough of The Rock.
JR: These fans in New York are on their feet! The Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold...is in the WWE! Now business is gonna pick up!
HH: Even though these fans cheer Stone Cold, The Rock is the man of the WWE.
JR: Wait, The Rock just knocked The Rocks $800.00 Cell Phone out of his hand.
HH: AH! He stomped on it! Damn you Austin!
JR: Austin's turned his attention to Flair as The Rock picks the pieces up of his phone.
SCSA: Why?
WHAT?
SCSA: Why have you not given Stone Cold a shot at the title?
WHAT?
SCSA: Stone Cold ain't gonna leave this ring...
WHAT?
"Until Stone Cold get's a title shot..."
WHAT?
"TONIGHT!!!"
JR: And Stone saw Rock coming, and The Great One was met with a thunderous clothesline!
HH: Ric! Help out The Rock!
JR: And Austin with a clothesline to the outside of the ring!
HH: Come on Flair!
HH: AHH!
JR: Austin leaping onto Ric Flair..THE BOSS...with a Lou Thez press! Stone Cold...with some thunderous shots to Flairs face!
HH: NO! That's the owner you're laying your hands on Stone Cold!
JR: Austin don't give a damn!
SCSA: Now...
WHAT?
SCSA: You are gonna give Stone Cold Steve Austin a title shot!
WHAT?
SCSA: I said you are gonna give Stone Cold a TITLE SHOT!!!
WHAT?
Flair: Ok! Ok!
JR: Rocks just realized what Ric Flair has done for Stone Cold! it's gonna be Austin going into a now 4 man over the top challenge and other 3 opponents are The Rock...Brock Lesnar and Hollywood Hulk Hogan! What a match...tonight!
HH: Flair could have held in there and not given Austin the shot....And look at the face of Stone Cold....!
JR: Don't click the X...coz we will right back after this break!
