We open with a Black screen when green spraypaint appears spray-painting the letters WTF on the screen and then we see Eric Bishoff sitting down behind a desk.

Easy E: Hello everyone and welcome to the Wrestling Trash Federation. Yes, I'm back in the wrestling scene, but this time I dont answer to anyone because I am the owner. You should all know the roster, because they are all familiar faces. On July 28, there will be the first ever WTF PPV called Disorder. At that show there will be an 8 man tournament to crown the first ever WTF World Champion. There will be qualifying matches in the coming weeks, but tonight, just sit back and enjoy WTF Madness.

Pyro goes off and we then go to the announce booth where Tony Schiavone and Mark Madden are our announcers.

TS: "Welcome everyone to WTF Madness, I'm Tony Schiavone, alongside Mark Madden and are you people ready for what will be an historic night in wrestling history."

MM: "I cant believe that I'm stuck here besides you again."

TS: "Whatever Mark, didn't Mean Gene kick your ass? Anyway, tonight we have Papa Shango vs Mortis and in our main event, it'll be Ludvig Borga vs Alex Wright, well lets head up to the ring for our first match.

Ring Announcer: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and has a 15 minute time limit. First, coming to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 452 pounds, from Shaker Heights, OH, Mike Enos and Wayne Bloom.

Mark and Wayne come out to no music and little crowd reaction. Some familiar music hits and then...

Ring Announcer: "And there opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 pounds, from Auckland, New Zealand, Luke and Butch, the Bushwhackers!

The Bushwhackers come out and do their little stick around ringside to a decent pop, They crawl in the ring and Bloom and Enos immediately attack, and Bloom takes Luke to one corner and Enos takes Butch to the other, They try to whip the Bushwhackers into each other, but they reverse and Enos and Bloom nail each other, the Bushwhacker nail each of them with a double-clothesline and Enos and Bloom roll to the outside.

MM: "Good strategy here, out-think the Bushwhacker, which isn't hard. Hell Tony, you could do it."

Wayne decides to start the match against Butch. Wayne extends the hand for a handshake and when Butch goes to shake his hand, Wayne pokes him in the eye and then locks on a headlock. Butch nails Wayne with three elbows to the midsection and then whips Wayne into the ropes and pulls his right hand back, but Wayne holds on to the ropes and goes out of the ring. Bloom and Enos start to head to the back when the Bushwhackers go out and all four men brawl in the aisleway. The referee counts both teams out.

RA: "This match has been ruled a double countout. "

Wayne finally gets to the back, but the Bushwhackers grab Enos and drag him to the ring, The Bushwhackers nail Enos with the Battering Ram and start dancing around the ring and throws their arms up and down. They do this until Billy, Chuck and Rico run out and all three men attack the Bushwhacker. Billy gives Luke a FameAsser and Chuck and Rico nail Butch with a Spike Piledriver. Billy grabs the mic

BG: "You know something, we are the only good tag team in the organization and we are not booked tonight. I mean just look at the Bushwhackers, we led them out, because there not tough, they have no talent and (Billy hands the mic to Rico)

Rico: "There clothes are SO passe."

"Look You So Good To Me" starts and the three men leave.

(Commercial)

We are shown a familiar looking cave and we see the Wizard is shown.

Wizard: "Yes, It is true, my Dungeon of Doom is back. We may have not have been able to kill Hulkamania but we will run the Wrestling Trash Organization, trust me."

Backstage: Todd Petinguill is backstage with Ludvig Borga.

TP: "Ludvig, tonight, you are in the first ever WTF main event facing Alex Wright, what are your thought on this match."

LB: "My thoughts, my thoughts are that Ludvig Borga should not have to wrestle in front of these stupid American wrestling fans and I will beat Alex quickly so that I can leave this town soon."

RA: "Our next match up tonight is a one-fall match with a twenty minute time limit. First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 230 pounds, from the Moon, Max Moon."

Some cheap Sci-fi music starts and Max Moon heads to the ring on a rocket pack. Max gets in the ring and poses to the crowd.

RA: "And his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Mobile, Alabama, Thurman "Sparky" Plugg."

Sparky runs down to the ring and poses on the turnbuckles.

MM: "This match is to determine which mode of transportation is better, Flying or Driving."

TS: "No it's not fans, please don't listen to Mark."

MM: "I wish I didn't have to listen to you."

Moon and Plugg lock up, Plugg puts on a headlock but Moon whips him into the ropes and catches Plugg with a hiptoss. Plugg gets up and Moon nails him with a drop-kick. Plugg rolls to the outside, and Moon tried to jump on him, but Plugg moves and Moon lands face-first onto the floor.

TS:"I think that Max Moon may be out cold."

MM:"Use the force, young Max Moon."

TS: "Stop that, the man may be seriously hurt."

Plugg rolls Moon back into the ring and covers him but Moon kicks out at two. Plugg starts to stomp Moon, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Plugg nails a great drop-kick and Plugg covers but again only gets a two count. Plugg picks Moon up and tries to suplex Moon, but Moon countered and inside-cradled Plugg but only got a two. Plugg nailed Moon with a big clothesline and then goes to the top rope. Plugg goes for an elbow drop, but Moon moves. Someone runs down the aisle as Moon nails Plugg with a ddt. 1-2-The man pulls Moon off, Moon turns around and sees that its the BlackTop Bully. Moon argues with him and Plugg gets up and rolls Moon up for the 1-2-3. Bully runs through the crowd, Plugg heads to the back and Moon is shocked.

MM: "I told you Tony, this match was to prove the better form of transportation, and Bully helped "Sparky" prove that driving is better."

TS: "I have no clue why BlackTop Bully helped out "Sparky" Plugg, hopefully we can get answers soon, stay tuned fans, we'll be right back.

(Commercial)

Wayne Bloom is shown walking when Mike Enos runs up behind him and turns him around.

ME: "Thanks for leaving me back there earlier."

WB: "Its not my fault that I'm more athletic."

ME: "More Athletic? No, you're a coward and you ran away."

WB: "What did you just call me?"

(Wayne and Mike start pushing each other until officials have to separate them, Bischoff runs down the hallway and sees whats going on.)

EB: "If you two have a problem, don't fight in the back, settle it in the ring next week."

(We go to Tony and Mark at the announce table)

TS:"What a match for next week."

MM:" I hate it when partners fight."

TS: (shaking his head) Anyway, let's try to recap whats went down tonight, Billy and Chuck think they are the only true tag team."

MM: "Lets not forgot that the Bushwhackers have passe clothing according to Rico."

TS: "Thats his opinion, we saw that Dungeon of Doom plan on making an impact, "Sparky" Plugg beat Max Moon thanks to the Blacktop Bully and we still have-"

"Jive Soul Bro" starts cutting Tony off in mid-sentence and Akeem comes out dancing down the aisle. Akeem gets in the ring and grabs the mic.

Akeem: "Whats up my brothas? You know, usually I would be bling-blinging, but tonight I want them to show that I'm not just a good dancer and a fine dancer, but I'm also going to be the WTF champion. But you know, I arrive here, and see that I am not scheduled tonight. If I would have know that, I would've just went out clubbin, pick me up some fine sistas. So since I'm here, I'm laying out an open challenge to anyone in the back who wants to step up."

The words "Blood Runs Cold" appear on the video-screen as laserlights start and show falls from the ceiling, Glacier runs down to the ring and bolts in. Akeem goes to clothesline Glacier but Glacier ducks and then nails Akeem with a smat kick. Akeem falls out of the ring and heads to the back, the snow continues to fall as Glacier poses.

(Commercial)

Todd Petingull is with "The Model" Rick Martel, wearing the button and all

TP: "Model, next week, you will go one-on-one with Glacier in the first qualifying match for the WTF World Title Tournament."

RM: "So, Should I be concerned with the fact that the man can do some kicks, well if so, I'm not because I'm a superior wrestler, I have Arrogance, and I'm a Model."

Mortis comes down to ringside with James Vandenberg who is carrying Mortis's staff (pole with a skull on it). They get in the ring when some Evil Sounding music starts and smoke fills the entranceway. Papa Shango then heads out to the ring with his top hat, necklace of bones and a staff of his own. Papa gets halfway down the ramp when Damien Demento attacks form behind. He and Shango brawl in the aisleway and Demento then sends Shango into the steel steps. Demento gets in the ring and he and Mortis start to brawl, Vandenberg runs over to a corner as the two go at it until Papa Shango gets up and into the ring, at this point the lights go out.

TS: "This is Chaos, but now whats happened to the lights?"

MM: "Tony, stop trying to hold me, maybe Eric forgot to pay the electrician."

The lights come back on and now the only person in the ring is THE BLACK SCORPION! The crowd is in shock as The Scorpion then throws something that makes smoke and vanishes as well.

(Commercial)

Recap of what just happened.

TS: "Well fans, we are in shock at what we just saw."

MM: "Where did the other four guys go."

TS: "I have no idea, Mark, well if we can calm down here, its time for our main event."

RA: "Its now time for tonight's main event, first coming to the ring, weighing in at 222 pounds, from Berlin, Germany, "Das Wunderkid" Alex Wright."

Some really lame music hits and Alex comes out and starts dancing. Alex finally gets to the ring, gets on the top rope and backflips his way in.

RA: "And his opponent, weighing in at 274 pounds, from Finland, Ludvig Borga." The Finland National Anthem is played and Ludvig Borga come out to a large amount of boos. As Ludvig walks down the aisleway, he is given the middle ring and things are thrown at him. He gets in the ring and Alex charges at him only to be nailed with a big clothesline.

MM:"Well, that was fast."

TS: "Mark, dont count Alex out yet.

Ludvig picks Alex up and then drops him with a gorilla press slam. Ludvig then nails Alex with three elbow drops and then covers but only gets a two count. Ludvig picks Alex up and throws him into the corner. Ludvig then nails Alex with bodyshots using both hands. Ludvig then goes to throw a haymaker, but Alex moves, then nails Ludvig with a forearm and Ludvig is now in the corner. Alex nails Ludvig with some uppercuts and Alex then climbs on top of Ludvig. Alex starts to do the 10 punches but Ludvig drags him out of the corner at six and nails Alex with an inverted atomic drop. Alex is doubled over and Ludivg nails him with a big right hand and Alex is out.

MM: "Down goes Alex, down goes Alex!" TS: "Stop it Madden, Alex is out cold though."

Ludvig picks Alex up and puts him in the Torture Rack and the ref checked Alex's arm and it dropped three times so he called for the bell.

RA: "Your winner of the match, Ludvig Borga."

The crowd boos as Ludvig drops Alex and raises his arms in victory.

MM: "What a great showing by Ludvig Borga."

Ludvig is still getting into it with the crowd until Hillbilly Jim runs out. Jim runs in and waits for Borga to turn around. When he does, Jim nails Borga with a big clothesline, then when Borga charges at him, Hillbilly drops his shoulders and backdrops Ludvig out of the ring.

MM: "What in the hell is Hillbilly Jim doing out here attacking Ludvig Borga."

TS: "Because Jim's a true American and will not take Borga badmouthing this great country."

"Dont Go Messing with a Country Boy" starts and Hillbilly Jim dances around the ring. The crowd is going insane, and Ludvig watches from the aisleway in disgust.

TS: "For Mark Madden, this is Tony Schiavone, and join us again next week for more WTF Madness."

(End of Show)

This is only our first show, but I think it went pretty well.. Please Email me at Freakwwf1@aol.com with feedback or ideas on what you think of WTF.