WWF Circa 1999-2000

Vince McMahon always had it out for Dennis Knight, I'm begining to think. Why else would he stick him in such lame gimmicks as Phineas I. Godwinn (PIG) and a member of Southern Justice?

Because he HATES HIS GUTS! But that doesn't mean he likes to see him tortured. That's why he hung around for a whopping 6 years. So once Southern Justice broke up, it was time to remorph Dennis Knight. Hopefully, he wouldn't dress up as a Race Car Driver or anything, but I bet he was wishing for that instead.

Dennis would be turned into a creature of the Knight (cheap pun) by being sacraficed on live television by The Undertaker. Spooky? Kinda. Good Idea? Someone flush the toilet. Although Mideon was a TERRIBLE Wrestler, he performed the character rather well, and he would carry around an eyeball in a glass bottle. Again, he sucked in the ring, so what better way to repay him then by "giving" him a WWF Title, that being the "retired" European Belt which he found in Shane McMahon's bag and just started carrying it around and was finally announced as the champion.

AAAH! Thankfully, the gimmick was cut short, but not completely, cause in the dark lurked an even worse gimmick, that being Naked Mideon.