Kamala

WWF Circa 1980s and 90s

Long before the Russo era (well, Russo era #1 in WWF that is), came the Ugandan Warrior/Giant, Kamala. Managed by Friday and later Kim Chee, Kamala was known to be a cannibal from Uganda. Sound stupid? Of course it is, but Kamala's gimmick stuck with him, spanning 2 decades.

Kamala's ring attire speaks for itself by just looking at that picture. He painted stars on his chest and a quarter-moon on his belly and wore a loin cloth (shudders.). Not only that but he painted fake teeth on his mouth (see also: The Shark). During Kamala's mainstay in the WWF, he didn't do anything notable, except put on the worst of matches, and having a feud with The Undertaker in his later return in 1992.

After losing a Casket Match at Survivor Series 1992, he took on Reverend Slick as his manager, dumping Kim Chee & Harvey Wippleman. Not such a great trade off, since Slick & Wippleman were both managers to kill any heat of any wrestler. (See: Sid Justice).

After departing from the WWF, Kamala joined the WCW as....Kamala also, but that wasn't the worst part because he joined the dreaded....

Dungeon of Doom alongside Kevin "The Taskmaster" Sullivan. Whoever was Kamala's agent should get red hot fire pokers up the ass!