WWF 1995

In an era where the WWF needed all the help they could get, the product would end up getting worse instead. After putting on the worst Royal Rumble & Wrestlemania in history, the WWF was going to try to save King of the Ring....or were they?

We're in hell already as the Worst Commentary team in history we have to listen to for 3 hours, Michael "PS, I need better Mic skills" Hayes & Vince "It's real hair" McMahon.

But that's not bad enough, we had The Undertaker & Shawn Michaels to look forward to at least two times. The show also had probably the worst opener in HISTORY in the form of Yokozuna and a guy with his fake initials shaved on his head....

Yup, it's everyone's favorite Puerto Rican ninja, Savio Vega. Well, he advances so atleast Yokozuna won't stink up the ring anymore, tonight at least. The next match, I'm sad to say, won the match of the night honors. No, there is no Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart around. Hell, it's not even Jeff Jarrett...

It Was The Fucking Roadie, pre Road Dogg attitude, and Bob God damn Holly. It's hilarious cause Holly was higher up on the card here then he is NOW. Go figure. Roadie wins so he takes on Savio Vega in a Jakked level match. Next we finally got Shawn, against Kama Shango, The supreme voodoo doctor machine. Well, Vince hypes the time limit so we KNOW what happens. Winner of Taker/Mabel gets a draw. So Taker vs. Roadie in the finals. Oh my God how one sided.

In the SWERVE of the night, Taker jobs to a FUCKING KICK TO THE HEAD. A Man who survived being buried alive, almost being impaled, suffocated to death, stuffed in caskets and beat up every giant in the world, and he jobs to a kick to the head. If I may quote Scott Keith.."Talk about a brainfart!"

Wow, What a field we have left, Savio Vega, Roadie, Mabel. SAVIO VEGA.....THE ROADIE......AND MABEL! Even feds like USWA didn't have tournament's this crummy. Did Vince Russo switch bongs or something?!?

In the highlight of the night, Doc Hendrix gives the most hilarious translation to Savio Vega's interview with Michael Cole's father, Todd Pettingle.

In Bret Hart's lowest moment in the WWF, he wrestled Jerry Lawler in a KISS MY FOOT match.....OK this PPV REALLY sucks. Finally, the Tournament ended with Mabel making Savio Vega his midnight snack.

That's one site WWF wants to forget, since they never mention 1995 in KOTR promos EVER. But the show wasn't over. In the Worst Main event of the Year, Diesel & Bam Bam Bigelow def. Ta-t-t-t-anka & Pyscho Sid. NO TITLES WERE ON THE LINE, Mabel won the King of the ring, and Undertaker was made out to look like a pussy. And WWF wonders why 1995 almost put them on the shelf.