Bushwhackers

WWF Circa 1990s

This idea was so bad, It makes me want to vomit. I mean, you hire two guys who were flat out savages, and turn them into a bunch of pansies who licked people. The Bushwhackers first came on the scene in early 1989 defeating teams such as The Bolsheviks & Brooklyn Brawler & another jobber.

Just looking at them makes me sick. Anyway, Thankfully, Vince wasn't high enough to put the straps on these guys. (He was probably thinking of doing it though) The Whackers soon became vocal jobbers for the rest of their WWF tenure, jobbing to teams like The Beverly Brothers, Heavenly Bodies & even Well Freaking' Dunn!! The Whackers problem wasn't being over, it was their skills. They would use crappy moves like.....

Double Slams(?), Biting, and let's not forget their finishing maneuver, the Battering Ram! And the Rougeaus wonder why their careers went down the toilet for jobbing to these guys? Much like all other Wrestlecrap inductees, the Whackers made a one time appearance at Wrestlemania X-7, in the Gimmick Battle Royal. Like always, their bumps sucked and looked like they weren't even trying. But that's what you get with no-talented New Zealanders.