WWF Circa 1996 Before I say anything, I loved these, although they were sometimes a bit extreme. WWF, making fun of how WCW was basically a retirement home, decided to pull out all the stops, so they came up with the Wrasslin War Room. Including such greats as..... The Nacho Man!!! The Huckster!!! And even Scheme Gene!! Funny yet? Well, no, but just wait. The WWF started harmless with jokes about
WCW stealing the WWF's ideas. Such as wrestling finishing maneuvers. But Nacho & Huck are so old, they can't do them....instead they pose. Soon after, Billionare Ted, Huckster & Nacho all appeared on The Larry Fling Show. That's right, Larry Fling. To give you an idea of the hilarity of the Huckster & Nacho Man, let me transcript a few lines. (Toilet Flushes as the camera pans on Huck & nacho) Nacho Man: Well we couldn't keep up with the new generation. They say we're old and slow and bald. But I'm only as old as I feel and I feel pretty Old and Bald. Huckster: I hear ya brother, I hear ya brother. Huckster: Charade, what charade? Look at this body brother, I am Immortal! (poses as his arms creak.) Huckster: Who you callin' a has-been, Brother!?! (Fling threatens him with a Women's shoe) Nacho: Billionare Ted promised me I would Huckster: No way Brother, I gotta win that match for all the Huckstermaniacs that buy my merchandise! Nacho Man: The only reason why they wear your crap is 'cause they pass it out for free, Brother. And they're promised TV time to wear it, Brother. And that's the truth, Brother! Huckster: Stop calling me Brother, Brother! (Hits Nacho with chair loudly) And this, of course, led up to..
A match at Wrestlemania XII with Ted as Special Guest Referee. Anyway, Wrestlemania XII comes. The match is approaching. "From Rogaine Florida, the Nacho Man!!!" (Person holds up sign for people to boo) "And from Geriatric Beach Florida, The Huckster!!" Vince: Remember the Huckster's three commandments: Lawler remarks about His Pythons by calling them earthworms. His entrance is fast-forwarded for about 15 minutes until he points to his blue haired granddaughter. Anyway, the bell rings and Huckster collapses and Nacho falls off the 2nd rope. To rap things up, they both die from a simultaneous chair/shoe shot. This ended the skits, but didn't end the war. Huckster: "I helped the lady handcuff me, but I can't get out!!!"
Huckster: Whacha gonna do when the Huckster runs out on you? yea!
Fling: It's obvious the WWF made you guys into stars, why did you leave?
Fling: How long are you both gonna go on with this charade?
Fling: If you over pay me, like you do these two has-beens, I'll dance around the ring in yellow tights too.
Fling: Who's gonna win your match, Nacho?
1) Take your jerithol
2) Say your last rights
3) Never miss your physical therapy
Huckster: "I can do it myself, brother!" (After handcuffing himself on camera)