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OOC -- I was gonna label Weezle's multi-personality ramblings, but nyah, figuring it out is half the fun! ||When we last left Weezle, he had rescued Tree from the garbage men after Ravyn had attempted to dispose of Weezle's wooden companion.|| ||We see Ravyn pull into the laneway and get out of Weezle's brand new Toyota Camry. Ravyn locks the car, and walks into the house. As soon as she opens the door, her ears are bombarded by Weezle's stereo blasting out Linkin Park's "Papercut". Ravyn walks into the living room and finds Weezle, still wearing his Banana Man mask, sitting on the couch with Tree and a half-eaten Banana.|| *Shouting over music* TURN IT DOWN!! ||Weezle lifts up a remote and stops the music.|| Well well well... Look who decided to show up! What are you talking about? I LIVE here! Well, in my house, we DON'T throw out people! Hmph, then I guess it's a good thing he's just a twig. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!! Simma down Tree! You see Ravyn, Tree, Banana and I think what you did was wrong, and we think you should apologize. Nnnnnnnno. Well, Tree found your diary and some strange box with some Roman Gladiator guy on it, so unless you don't want them back, you better apologize. ||Ravyn, shocked at what Weezle said, walks over to Weezle and grabs by his shirt collar.|| You give me back that stuff right NOW!! ||Weezle looks at the snarl on Ravyn's face and smiles.|| Or what, you add Tree to your 'collection'? ||Ravyn throws Weezle back onto the couch as Weezle starts to laugh.|| Ok... Haha... You had your fun. Now seriously. Give me my stuff back. Can't. Give me... my stuff... NOW!! You no understand! I CAN'T!! ||Ravyn holds her head, sighs, and looks at Weezle.|| You and your little buddies don't understand. I NEED my stuff back, okay? Nnnnno. Would you just tell me where my stuff is? Ok. Well? Where is it? I dunno. I thought you said you knew where it was? I do. Then where the #### did you put it?? In the gabage can. No... Yessum! It was Tree's idea. ||Ravyn grabs Tree, and is about to smash him against the coffee table when Weezle stops her by smushing Banana into her face.|| ...Ick... What did you do that for? Well, you gonna hurt Tree. Can't let that happen. ARGH!! ||Ravyn storms out of the house, wiping of the bits of Banana that were smeared on her face, and gets back into the Camry. She speeds off, trying to find the garbage truck as Weezle watches from inside the house.|| Way to go Tree. You really put your foot in it this time! Hey! Not my fault! She start it all! Yeah... she pobably did. Want some funnel cake? YAY!! ||Weezle and Tree go into the kitchen to get another Banana and some funnel cake.|| So Tree, you excited about meeting Keiko Armada? Papa John says yes! What? I can't wait to meet him! Yeah... this should be great! What this about you fighting tha Cookie Monster? Tree... you silly! It Cookie Sensation!! Whoops. It donna matta. Hopefully everyone esle fight mongst themselves, so you and I just hang back, wait fo them to get tired, and then BAM! Pull out Banana, and give 'em the Bananaaaaaa Slammaaaaaa!!! Then walk out with the Infamous Title! Giddy-up! ||The scene fades out as Weezle, Tree, and Banana discuss the two matches Weezle is involved in on LMS.|| |
