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||The camera comes into focus, and you see Cleo Camacho sitting in one of the OWO's interview rooms. He sits across from Weezle, who is holding Tree, and waits for the cameraman to give him the signal to start. As the camera's start to roll, Cleo puts on his stupid smile and starts to talk.|| So, we are here with OCW star Weezle. Now Weezle, what wa-- You fogot Tree!! Oh, uhh, sorry. Ok, so, like, we are here with OCW stars Weezle and Tree. That betta. *tsk* Anyway, so, what was it like for OCW winning the Stable Wars? It very good. Yea well, you coulda done betta if I there! Tree, I told you you couldn't come! I just sayin, if I there, you coulda really busted some heads! Listen, if you good, maybe I bring you to match with Zodiac. Heh, yeah, you gonna need all help you can get! And what does that mean? It mean Zodiac betta than you! She whoopin you at Stable Wars!! That no fair...I was tired. Tired? You not one with head busted open that still managed to fight! Well...I had jet lag. Jet lag?? You in town long time! You WAY over jet lag!! Face it, she just betta than you. Is not! Is TOO! IS NOT!! IS TOO!!! HEY!! *tsk* Like, could you guys settle down? Not my fault...Tree started it... Did not. Did too. Did not! Did Too! DID NOT!! DID-- HEY!! Like, this is very frustrating! *tsk* I'm gonna have to do some serious meditating after this. Oh...so THAT'S what you call it? Tree! What? Don't be rude! Well, I'm just sayin, he's y'know, that w-- TREE!! Like, what are you guys talking about? Ah! Nothing!! *tsk* You guys are crazy. So, what do you think of this 'King of the Cage' thing? Well, I think that when it all done, it be called 'Tree of the Cage'! Yeah...good one Weeze! Seriously though, I think I have good chance of winning. And why is that? Cause I have sommit that NObody else has! Wow! What is it? ||Weezle lifts Tree up.|| TREE POWER!!! *snicker* Maybe no one else wants 'Tree Power'. ||Weezle jumps out of his chair, holding Tree like a baseball bat lined up for Cleo's head.|| TAKE THAT BACK!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! *cowering* Ok! Ok! Just please don't hit me! You accept, Tree? Yea...that good enough. ||Weezle puts Tree down and sits back down.|| So, like, do you think you can beat Zodiac? Heh...he betta. I mean, come on! She a girl!! Tree! Don't be rude!! If you rude, you no get to come to ring!! Ok...I'm sorry Zodiac. You betta hope she accept apology! But seriously, I think I have good chance. Zodiac will be tough, and so will everyone else. It be hard, but with dedication, training, and Tree, I can do it. So, how have you, like, been training? Watching Smurf's. You're training...by watching The Smurf's? Yessa. ...What?? You know that one where Pappa Smurf took his stick and beat the shit out of Smurfette? I don't think that happened. Oh. I coulda swore I saw that happen. Ah well, I got I all taken care of. What are you going to do? Not what am I going to do, it's what are WE going to do! BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ||Weezle starts running around the room, screaming and swinging Tree around. He knocks down a bunch of props, and the occassional cameraman.|| YEAAAAHH!! *WHACK* Whoops, sorry man. BANAN--*WHACK* Sorry...you ok? BANANAAA SLAMMAAAA-- *WHACK* Whoopsey...you alright? Weezle! Like, I think you should sit down. ||Weezle stops, and looks around and the destroyed set and the cameramen lying on the floor.|| Okie-dokie. So, what's in store for OCW? I'm hungry. Uhhh...beg pardon? I'm sorry, when Tree gets hungry, he gets moody. We better go before things get out of hand. But guys! *tsk* Like, this interview isn't over! Guys!! I haven't even started asking like, the good questions!! ||And with that, Weezle and Tree leave. Cleo sits in his chair, stunned and confused, as he watches Weezle carry Tree away from the destroyed set.|| |
