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The scene opens to the lobby of the OWF headquarters. Patrick Atkinson and OWF cameraman Conor are sitting on a couch, obviously waiting for a wrestler to show up for an interview. Weezle walks into the lobby, sees Pat and Conor and heads over to them. Hey guys. So Pat, you ready? Umm...I'm not waiting for you. Then who's supposed to interview me? Hmmm. Mike, you're gonna laugh. Laugh at what? No. No! Tell me it's not... Yep. Bucky Skaggs should be out any moment to interview you. Oh sweet Jesus. Bucky comes walking down the hallway. Alright, where's the runt? Bucky! Hey, how's it goin'? How's the wife? Shut up. Let's just get this over with. Okay. I can do that. Nice and quick, just get in and--- I said shut up! Now, let's go outside. Right. Goin' outside. Checking out the scenery. Looking for--- Bucky turns around and glares at Weezle, who immediately shuts up. Bucky leads the OWF crew and Weezle into the small park outside the OWF headquarters, and stops at a couple of benches. Bucky sits down, and directs Weezle to a bench opposite of him. So, what are your thoughts on how Lords of the Ring played out? Well, I'm glad with my outcome, but there were definitely several suprises. First was me being in the FTW match. Then, Kujo came down and helped me win the gold. I'll have to take him out for a round of saki, or some Coor's, whichever he prefers. That whole thing with Brendan was quite amazing. Subbing into the LOTR tournament, and making it to the finals. It was a good way to screw over Bad Blood, so he couldn't beat down on X some more, but it did injure Brendan for his OWF ownership match with Bad Blood. What about your match with Atrius? Well, I said I would win, and I won it. You also said you'd win the LOTR tournament. What happened? Weezle sees a little smirk from Bucky as he finished his question. Well, it was my fourth match of night, and I faced one of the best wrestlers ever. I did put up a good fight, though. But hey, I walked out with the Infamous belt I walked in with, and the FTW belt. That's great. Now, what about Ronin? You two were fighting a lot at LOTR, you face each other in a tag match, and he's challenged you to two matches. Well, first off, Ronin needs to remeber who's arm it was draped over him as the ref count the 1-2-3, and then that arm grabbed the FTW belt. That arm was mine. Now before you start saying I didn't really beat you, well, you're kinda right. Kujo choked all the breath out of you, and left you to lie there and hear the slap-slap-slap of the ref's hand on the mat. Speaking again of Kujo, I must once again send out my gratitudes. You tried to watch my back when Ronin attacked me in my Infamous match, and you helped me win the FTW. Now, you're my tag partner. Well, seeing as you backed me up, I'm glad we can work together. I see that FTW match being replayed at Uncensored. Ronin lying in the ring gasping for air after Kujo locks on the Ennu-Kati-Haji-Somethin'. Bucky starts to say something, but Weezle cuts him off, and the veins on Bucky's head start to stick out. You also challenged me to two matches. A no interference match, and a ladder match. Well, I think there's a few modifications that need to be made to this setup. First, what do you want? Do you want a shot at the Infamous Title? A shot at the FTW Title? Both?? If you think it's gonna be first match for the Infamous Title, second for the FTW Title...no. How about a two-out-of-three for the Infamous? For the first match, we can have a no interference match. But, we need a way to insure there will be no interference, so I suggest the first match be an Inferno Match. That's right, surround the ring in fire. Second, a good ol' Strap Match. Haven't had one of those for a while. You and me, tied together by a big leather strap, which I would use to slap your hiney all over the ring. Finally, if we split the first to matches, we can have your Ladder Match. So, what do you say Ronin? Sound good?? I'll let you think about. Now, one la--- So, Weezle clearly wants a piece of Ronin, the OWF's Lord of the Ring. We'll have to wait for Ronin's reaction to these words from Weezle that could really "heat up" this new rivalry. Bucky holds his pose as the cameraman gives the cut signal. Hehe, "heat up". I crack myself up. Ok, let's get the hell out of here. Bucky and the OWF crew leave, and Weezle is left behind not really knowing how to get back out. |
