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 ||MGB's "Anti-Pop" screeches out of a rustic old tape deck inside Weezle and Keoki's Toronto-area gym. Out from the dressing room comes Weezle, dressed up in his 'Banana Man' outfit -- a banana-style mask and cape, and a yellow "got 'nana?" t-shirt overtop his normal ring attire. Weezle waddles up to the stereo that is perched upon a battle-tested steel folding chair. It's paint is chipped, and in some spots has been repainted with blood. As the chorus plays, Weezle does a silly little dance, looking very much like a drunken penguin, as he waves around Twig and Pepe.|| ||Suddenly, Weezle stops dancing. He stands up straight and turns his head towards the stereo. Weezle then throws the bottle of tequila, 'Pepe', at the stereo, knocking both it and the chair to the floor. Weezle run over to the stereo, and starts hammering away at it with his hockey stick. As the music finally dies as the stereo is scattered across the floor in a thousand unidentifiable pieces, Weezle looks up... then down at his busted hockey stick... and smashes it against the floor, causing the blade to shoot off to the other side of the gym. With one last good stomp to the mangled stereo, Weezle rips off his mask and cape. His eyes are full of anger... but for the first time in a long time... his eyes look like he knows what he is seeing.|| *breathing heavily* For the past... what... year almost?... I have been living the life of a complete moron. ||His voice full of anger, Weezle picks up the broken shaft of Twig and continues to speak.|| Talking to Trees... Flowers... Slinkees... Hockey Sticks... Bananas... and probably some more stupid shit... GodDAMN! ||Weezle hurls the shaft across the room, and then rips off his "got 'nana?" t-shirt, revealing a LAW t-shirt underneath.|| Well thankfully it has all come to an end. After Oblivion, after Ronin wailed on me with a kendo stick, I passed out. Keoki made damn sure I was not sent to hospital or asylum. No, he's a true friend. He brought me home. For the past couple days, both he and Ravyn have been filling me in on what has gone down. From the fallout of the OWF to now. PCW. How I went from talking to a Tree branch to... TALKING TO A F***ING TREE BRANCH!! ||Weezle looks directly into the lens of the camera as he speaks softly and slowly.|| Do you see now what happened?... That's right... Keoki gave me a little history lesson... Yeah, seems both he and I have gotten the shit end of the deal recently... Oh yeah... Look at the crazy guy! HaHA! FUUUUUUUNNY!! WOOOO! WELL LAUGH IT UP!!... because now it's time to get serious. Now Keoki has... shown me a thing or two... helped evolve me from being purely technical to being a little more... risque... ||Weezle steps back from the camera and motions to look around the gym. Weights... punching bags... jump ropes... a wrestling ring... chairs... normal training equipment for wrestlers.|| Yep, Keoki has certainly taught me a thing or two. But the lesson is not over... Let's bring him out for a moment. ||Weezle walks back to the dressing room and shouts at Keoki to wake up and come out. As the two men emerge, Keoki looks at the mess Weezle made.|| My stereo! Weezle-san!... What have you done?! ||Weezle chuckles before looking at Keoki to answer.|| Don't worry man... I got you a new one. ||As Weezle motions for Keoki to look to his right, where he sees a brand-new Sony stereo system, Weezle picks up a remote from behind the camera.|| See, this does two things. One, it replaces your stereo, and two, it allows me to introduce a new, more fitting theme song for myself to use. ||After a couple clicks on the remote, "The Everlasting Gaze" by the Smashing Pumpkins begins to play.|| You know I'm... You know I'm not dead You know I'm not dead Now you know where I've been As you sleep Torn I am Weighted down Patiently Born of love You know I'm not dead I'm just living in my head Forever waiting On the ways of your desire You always find a way And through it all Into us all you move Forgotten touch Forbidden thought We can never have enough You know I'm not dead You know I'm... You know I'm not dead You know I'm not dead Found below The creatures scream Stranglehold A god machine Begging to Tear us out Worn as hope You know I'm... You know I'm not dead I'm just the tears inside your head Forever waiting On the ways of your desire You always find a way And through it all into us all you move Forgotten touch Forbidden thought We can never have enough You know I'm not dead We all want to hold in the everlasting gaze Enchanted in the rapture of his sentimental sway But underneath the wheels lie the skulls of every c.o.g. The fickle fascination of an everlasting god You know I'm not dead I'm just living in my head Forever waiting Forever waiting on cruel death You know I'm not dead I'm just living for myself Forever waiting You know I'm not dead You know I'm not dead You know I'm not dead You know I'm not dead ||As the song fades, Weezle turns the stereo off and Keoki nods his head in approval.|| Very good... A very excellent choice for your new attitude. Keoki... can I ask you something? ||Weezle scratches his head for a second before he speaks.|| Well... how is my 'Weezleplex'? How is it? It is like always, Weezle-san. It is a good move! Hmmmm... What?... What is it? That's what I was afraid of... Afraid of what?! That the Weezleplex is a 'good' move. ||Getting a little frustrated, Keoki starts to shout as his face starts to turn red.|| Unless you explain yourself, I will have to kick some answers out of your head in the same fashion as what I did to Zodiac and her lady-friend Anita!! ||Chuckling as his friend shouts in his face, Weezle smiles as he answers.|| That's what I need... I need a move that instills fear and pain into people... not just a 'good' move. Well, what do you have in mind? ||Weezle paces around a bit as Keoki watches him. Then Weezle walks behind Keoki, wraps his arms around his neck and arm, and suplexes Keoki over his head.|| ||As Weezle jumps back up to his feet laughing, Keoki slowly gets up, rubbing the back of his head.|| HaHA! How was THAT?! Yes... you could definitely say that was better than "good". Ye-AH! ||Weezle grabs some chairs for Keoki and him to sit on as Keoki scowls at Weezle.|| Now, onto the current business affairs. At Oblivion, a couple big things happened. One thing was the *sarcastically* "suprise" return of Ronin. WOW! Who didn't see that one coming!! My GOD! That's only what... "Suprise" return number 46? ||Keoki chuckles as Weezle gets up to get two bottles of Labatt Blue. Weezle comes back, opens both the bottles, and passes one to Keoki.|| There was also the VICIOUS attacks by the main man Keoki here on Anita and Zodiac. OUCH! You nearly popped their heads off! ||Keoki brings his bottle to his lips to hide the evil grin that has emerged on his face.|| And last but certainly not least... LAW is back. Hopefully my second run will be a little more pleasant than my first one was, but with Bad Blood helping out El Gigante and the Grand Master, I don't have to worry about him forcefully kicking my ass out. Nope... right now everything is going juuust fine. ||Almost on cue, Ravyn walks in with some snacks for Keoki and Weezle.|| Got a lovely lady and my best friend by my side, and I'm in a crew of crazy ass-whipping machines. So look out PCW... The Destruction is about to intensify. ||Weezle winks to the camera as the scene fades out.|| |
