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The scene opens to Weezle's hotel room in Tampa Bay. Weezle is holding Tree and watching the Cartoon Network, when he all of a sudden jumps up and runs out of the room and goes to the maid's cart. He runs back in after a few moments, holding a (clean) red napkin. Ohhhh Tree, I gots an idea! Ooh! Ooh! What!! Well, I wus thinkin. Brendan's good, but he not the best! Best what? Actor! Tree, you could take 'em, and I think you should! You mean? Yep! Time for Tree to showcase talent to the world! You should be an action supa-star! We tie this nappy round you, and you can go round saving people and stopping evil! But if we gonna make a series of movies, we need a name. Hmmm...Die Hard taken...Terminator taken...Howsa bout...Mu Gu Guy Pen! Featuring Tree, the Caped Crusader! Ohhh...I likes that! Later that day, in downtown Tampa, Weezle is walking around with Tree, the Caped Crusader, on their quest to right all the wrongs. Weezle spots a big, tall guy get off his Harley. The man finishes his cigarette and throws it onto the sidewalk. Did you see that? Litterbug! Litterbug!! Weezle runs up to the man and smacks him in the back with Tree. The man turns around, seemingly unfazed by Tree's attack. Ohh....crap.... Just as the man is about to punch Weezle, Weezle swings Tree as hard as he can and nails the man right in the crotch. This time, the man falls down, grabbing himself. You...*whimper*...you sonofa-- Bah-bah-bah!! Swearing bad! The man gets onto his hands and knees, and Weezle kicks him in the stomach. Now remember. Don't litter, and don't swear! GOT IT?! Yea...sure...ow...whatever... Then we must conitinue...continue to HELP THE WORLD!! For several minutes, Weezle and Tree wander the streets, in search of evil. Finally, on a less crowded street in a suburban area, they spot a man walking his dog. The man's dog walks onto someones lawn and starts doing its business. When the dog finishes, the man just walks off. Oooohh by golly! He needs to be taught a lesson! Sure does! And I, Tree the Caped Crusader, am just the one to do it! Weezle runs screaming at the man. BWAAAAAAAAHHH!!! The man, very startled, turns around and confronts Weezle. Whoa, listen buddy, I can spare ten bucks, but leave me alone, okay? Huminah? No! I here to teach you lesson! What did I do? Your dog go poopy, you not pick up poop. YOU BREAK THE LAW ASSHOLE!!! Hey, calm down Tree! Fine. I'll give you twenty. Now would you please leave? You can't buy your way out of this one! BWAH!! Weezle drifts the man in the forehead with Tree, and the man crumples into a heap on the sidewalk. Now, we gonsa teach you not to do dat again! Weezle grabs the man by his t-shirt and drags him over to the dog poop. You gonna do that again! Huh! Huh!? WELL!?!? The man, being knocked out, cannot answer. Fine! Have it your way! Weezle grabs the man's head by his hair, and shoves his face in the poop. HAHA!! Another bad person righted, and the world a little better! Good job Tree! Aww...I couldn't have done it without you. And with that, Weezle and Tree walk off into the sunset, thus--wait. It's only 5pm! Ok. Weezle and Tree walk off...umm...into the...umm...evening sun. Thus ending the first chapter of Mu Gu Guy Pen. |
