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*NOTE* The opinions expressed in this rp are those of Banana Man, and make no sense nor do they have any merit. Anyone offended by Banana Man should do everyone a favour and go to the corner and give themself a good beating. And not the kind you enjoy. ||The sun shines down on a pristine Florida afternoon. Suddenly, Weezle comes running down the sidewalk. Weezle is wearing his Banana Man costume and singing his theme song. In his left hand he holds Tree, wearing his red Holliday Inn napkin. In his right hand, is Banana, wearing nothing but the peel he was born in.|| I'm Mu Gu Guy Pen yes the real Mu Gu Guy Pen all you other Mu Gu Guy Pen's are just immatatin' so won't the real Tree please stand up... please stand up... please stand up... ||Weezle stops singing as he sees a man spit out his gum onto the sidewalk.|| BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ||The man, confused as to why the masked Weez--err, Banana Man charges straight for him, stands still as Banana Man clubs him over the head and knocks him to the ground.|| ||**WHACK**|| You, dirty fiend, have forsaken the eleventh commandment! Spitting out gum that still has perfectly good flavour left! But I've been chewing it for like two hours! Silent, fool! Now, time for punishin! ||Banana Man tucks Banana in his pants and grabs Tree with both hands. He then sticks Tree into the gum, and shoves the gum into the man's face.|| You villainous cretin will think twice before commiting such unspeakable horrors, or I'll REALLY put my boot in it!! What the hell does that mean? ||**WHACK**|| THAT is what that means! ||With that, Banana Man runs off, feeling good after righting another wrong. As Banana Man skips down the sidewalk, he continues singing his song.|| Brendan doesn't have to cuss to win titles, well I do.. so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a title? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Weezle, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird" Why? So you guys can just lie and get me here, so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Sarah Hiltown better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Yamada and Fred Durst, and hear them argue over who she gave head to first! Little bitch, put me on blast OWO tv, "Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Tree tee-hee!!" I should download an audio on mp3 and show the whole world how you gave E.C.M. a VD! I'm sick of you little Cartel's and LAW's, all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you! And there's a million of just like me who talk to trees like me who just don't give a fuck like me. Who dress, walk talk and eat bannanas like me, and might just be the next best thing, but not quite me ||Suddenly, a deep husky voice calls out to Banana Man.|| HEY!! None of that language around here!! Oh my God!! It Janet Reno!!! That's right. And I don't want any of this gobbledy-gook when I'm govenor. ||Banana Man lifts up Tree and...|| ||**WHACK**|| ||Reno stands still, seemingly unaffected by Banana Man's strikes.|| You not Gubner yet! ||**WHACK**|| BWAAAHHHHH ||**WHACK**|| Alright, enough! ||**WHACK**|| ENOUGH!! But Tree wanna play... No nons-- ||**WHACK**|| BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! ||**WHACK**|| STOP LOOKING LIKE MAN!! ||**WHACK**|| ||**WHACK**|| You scare Banana! ||**WHACK**|| Oh, why won't you fall down! ||**WHACK**|| Fool, you cannot hurt me! ||Reno grabs Banana Man and lifts him off the ground Your right... But I know who can! BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ||Banana Man pulls out Banana and pokes Reno in the eye.|| You can't poke through glasses fool! Shiza. Ah-ha! ||Banana Man, in a rare surge of good thinking, lifts off Reno's glasses and pokes Reno in the eye with Banana, causing Reno to release Banana Man.|| You, villainous cretin, MUST be stopped! You think your twig can stop me?! No... but BANANA CAN!! ||Banana Man nails Reno in the gut with Tree, and then pulls out Banana.|| IT TIME!! IT TIME!!! IT BANANA TIME!!!! ||Banana Man, with the strength of a million Banana's, manages to lift up Reno and Banana Slam her onto Banana.|| There we go Tree! Another successful mission completed! Now, TIME TO CELEBRATE!! ||Banana Man runs off wailing 'MU GU GUY PEN!' and waving Tree as Janet Reno picks pieces of Banana off herself.|| Special thanks to Dixon, for his hella-cool lyrics. |
