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 ||At a fancy restaurant in Miami, Weezle sits on the patio area. Wearing and LCW shirt with khakis, and his sunglasses hanging on his collar, he looks around impatiently. After checking his watch a couple times and taking some sips from his ice tea, he stands up.|| Hey Mark! ||LCW's Mark Parker walks up to Weezle and shakes his hand, smiles, and sits down.|| So why'd you call me out here? Well, I have not been very busy lately, and wanted to get out of the office for a bit. Shouldn't you be interviewing someone? ||Mark looks at Weezle with a raised eyebrow as he leans over the table.|| Who says I'm not? ||Weezle smirks and nods his head.|| This for the magazine, or do you have a microphone hidden somewhere on you Big Red style? Ha! No, no mic. But yes, I am going to be taking mental notes. Don't worry though, if anything, it'll just be one of those side notes on one of the backpages. ||Weezle slaps his chest with one hand, making mock heartbreak motions.|| Maaaark! I'm Master of the Ring, and all I get is a mention on the back pages? Shame on you! ||Mark chuckles a bit, then signals the waiter over.|| You order yet? Nope. Alrighty then. ||The waiter approaches them and they each make place their orders before going back to conversing the current state of LCW.|| So what does Weezle think of the current state of LCW? What do you mean? Well for starters, you are the Tag Team Champion...s... What about your competition? Whoa... I have competition for the tag belts? Hehe... I take it you don't think too highly of Biohazard or T&A? Biohazard... Come on! Ever since they came in here, back when it was Red, Y2Krjimminycricket, and Judas, they have been saying how they are to be feared... How they bring 'terror' to every fed they go into. The only 'terror' they inflict is on the unlucky opponent who has to have the disgrace of facing them. I think Big Red got confused. When people say, "Oh no! I have to fight someone from Biohazard!", they're not scared, they're pissed off! It would be a better use of one's energy to sit at home and masturbate than to fight Biohazard. Both end pretty quick and there's a bit of a mess afterwards, but at least when you masturbate, someone comes out feeling happy. ||Mark laughs, nearly snorting out his water he was drinking.|| And T&A... They're Biohazard Lite... If that's possible. It's like American beer. Biohazard is 'normal' beer, and T&A is the Lite kind. They both suck, but the Lite is just that much weaker it makes you want to drink skunk piss to get the wretched taste out of your mouth. I mean, come on! Y2K is the head of a faction?? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocolypse?!? So what you're saying is-- What I'm saying the TXT belt will not be moving off my shoulder for a while to come. Now, whether or not the other TXT belt moves to someone else remains to be seen... Oh? Some more tag team plans for Weezle? Well... I've got a feeler out there. A very good possibility, so long as all the right cards fall into place. So wh-- I'm not saying. Don't even bother. Alright. So what about Keoki? ||Weezle grimmaces a bit.|| Keoki... What happened to him will not go unpunished... You can mark my words. I WILL seek vengeance! It's so sad. Keoki was making great strides in his rehab. Sure, he wasn't completely ready to return to the ring, but he was getting closer. And now this. Just... frickin' great. ||There's a slight pause as both men take a drink.|| And what's going on with Brendan? Oh great! Not you too! Hey hey! I wasn't making those kinds of pressumptions! Good! Cause when you pressume things you... ummm... make a press... out of you... and me..... yea... ...Mike? YES I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY PRESS!! ...Then why did you-- I DON'T KNOW!! ...Uh-huh... Anyway... About Brendan. And no, despite the comments made by the mentally unstable Zodiac, or as I like to call her, 'Guppy Lips', I am not gay. And if anyone says 'Denial is the first step', so help me God I beat the crap out of them and leave them for Red! And about Zodiac, of all the LCW people, she's the one that has to go to therapy? How many people had me in their pool? I bet I had best odds in the 'First to Need Help' pool. Ah well. And you know... come to think of it... Guppy may have a point. Red might not be gay! I mean, just because women don't like you doesn't mean you are gay. It's just means you're fugly! So what are you going to do with the MOTR match choice? Find the mangy little bizatch that attacked Keoki, and beat them until I have given them an impromptu sex change! Ouch. 'Tis the plan. Who do you think did it? Hmmm... Not 100% sure... But I think Sovereign played some sort of role. Why's that? 1) He was happy. When Sov's happy he's either a) hurt someone, or b) is snorting coke. 2) He had blood coming from his nose. So he either a) got in a fight, b) didn't listen to his docter when he said to keep his finger out of there, or c)... is snorting coke. 3) And finally... no bodyguards? Come on! This guy goes potty with his guards standing outside his stall. Trust me. It's quite creepy. So you think Sov did it? No. He's not that stupid. I think it is not unreasonable that Sov hired Arn and Sly to do it for him though. Any other suspects? Well... Red an Y2K, because of the whole 'Biohazard' history, and the tag belts. But even with a bum leg and being jumped, Keoki could probably take them. Hell, he could probably take Biohazard and T&A at the same time! Okay... maybe not all six... But you get the point. What point? ...That they suck! Come on man! And now you fight Ethan Blades. Apparently. It doesn't matter. When I fight him, I know exactly who I will be facing. ...Ethan Blades? No!... Well, technically, yes. But, really, no! What I'm going to be seeing is Keoki's attacker. Poor Ethan is going to be made an example out of. What if it was Ethan? But... why would... bah! Think about it! I would, but that's a stupid suggestion! Okay, but IF it was Ethan... ...Then I would kick the crap out of him anyways. Problem solved! Then who would you fight with your MOTR choice? Buhhhh.... I dunno... You don't know? Come on! Hey! Don't get sassy with me! Sassy? You heard me. Really though... I don't know. Something spectacular. Something that will make people go, 'Oh my God, Weezle is so great I'm going to worship him as a the Demi-God he is.' That's setting your sights pretty high. It's what I do. Well, best of luck with that. Spank you very much. Ahh... here comes our food. Mmmm... grub. ||The two men stop talking about LCW as they dig in to their meals.|| ||End|| |
