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 ||With the extended break before Breakdown, Weezle has retreated back to his home in Ottawa. As per usual, Ravyn and Keoki are also in Weezle's home. Following his 'upset' victory over Ronin, the trio celebrated all the way back to Ottawa, making pit-stops in every major city for a night on the town.|| ||But now, with Breakdown nearing, it is time to get back to business. While the other wrestlers have been busy setting up and sending in promos and interviews in a mad rush to get themselves ready, Weezle has taken it easy. He knows what he is getting into. Or at least thinks he does. Knowing that he cannot put off 'work' forever, he has scheduled an interview with Rob Jackman. Awaiting in his bare, spare room, knowing that the LCW crew will want to furnish and set it up to their own liking, Weezle waits impatiently, slightly nervous.|| Are your hands shaking? ||As both Keoki and Weezle look down at Weezle's hands, they notice that, despite Weezle wearing a long-sleeve LCW tee, his hands are noticeably shaking.|| Pussy. ||Weezle starts to rub his hands, and as he brings them to his mouth to warm them up, Keoki slaps his hands as hard as possible.|| Ow! What was that for, jackass?! It'll warm up your hands. ...What? I hit your hands. The slap will increase bloodflow, which will warm up your hands. Me thinks it easier to just rub them. Are they warm? ||Weezle seperates his hands, and notices they are no longer shaking.|| ...Yes. Then it worked. Quite whining. Well... It wasn't because I was cold. Oh really? What was it? Did you come down with sudden Parkinson's, only in your hands? Maybe. For thrity seconds? A medical oddity, but not unlikely. ||Keoki looks at Weezle, noticing the light layer of sweat on his brow and the way his eyes nervously dart from door to window and back to the door.|| I know what it is. What what is? The reason you were trembling, Weezle-san. Well, would you please enlighten me, Miyagi? Ha ha. You are nervous. You are nervous about your interview. Psssh! Phhhhhh!! Nonsense!! Really? No. Why are you afraid? I'm not. I just don't like being asked questions. I'd rather just talk. I don't like to feel like I'm being guided or directed or forced. I like to just... let it go. Let it flow wherever the momentum takes it. Interviewers don't normally tend to do that. ||Just then a low rumbling can be heard from outside. As Weezle and Keoki go towards the small windows beside the door, they see that the noise is coming from the LCW van. Weezle opens the door as the crew start to unload.|| ||After a few minutes, everything has been set up for the interview. Weezle's trophy case has been appropriately placed behind the table between Rob and Weezle. In the trophy case are all of the belts Weezle has won, the OWF's Infamous, International, FTW, and World Titles, as well as the pair of TXT belts, that stand out, being situated closest to the camera.|| ||Just before the cameras start to role, the on-site director orders a few minor changes, barely noticeable, for that 'perfect' appearance.|| ||And thus, the cameras start to roll.|| Hi, and welcome to the house of LCW Star Weezle. I am Rob Jackman, and get ready for another edition of 'LCW Jacked Up.' ||Hold poses for the overlay of graphics and music after production.|| ||Following the brief pose, Jackman continues to talk directly into the camera.|| The past few weeks have been very challenging for Weezle, to say the least. He was fighting several battles. One in the LCW ring, one in the LCW's backstage area, one at his home, and one in his head. Tonight we hope to get some answers as to what caused those difficulties, and what is in the near future for Weezle as a result. ||Bried pause. Jackman turns to Weezle.|| Weezle, your long-running feud with Ronin has seemingly come to an abrupt end. What are your thoughts about your whole feud? The whole feud? Hell, I could go on all night about it. First of all, I don't want to go off shooting my mouth off now that Ronin isn't around to fight back. Oh wait... He ran home after getting beat. On that note, and I know that Ronin might not be watching, I really could not give a rats ass if he gets ticked off about what I'll say. Anyway, onto the subject. The whole feud, eh? Well, over a year ago, this big mystery guy came to OWF. He spent a lot of time int he desert, chasing down and running over snakes in his hummer. Then the gigantic freak made his way to the ring, and we instantly clashed. He thought he was this supreme know-it-all, supreme fighting machine. Well, Kamma he wasn't, but he was pretty good. After a few months of bickering and small fights, he really tried to kill me. Everyone has heard about that attack at Broken-Bones Broken-Hearts by now, and are probably getting sick and tired about hearing about it. But I wanted to set something straight. For the past year, Ronin has single-handedly taken credit for making me 'Crazy Weezle.' Unfortunately, for his ego, that is far from the truth. I fought three matches that night. The first was a No DQ match against with X for the FTW Title. I came out of that match with a pounding headache, which was actually a concussion. That's where it all started. During the second match, a four-way battle for the International Title, which included none other than Rook, I took one helluva beating. It was after that match that I went 'crazy'. By the time I came out for the Triple Threat match for the World Championship, I was bonkers. I had flown over the cuckoos nest. I was crazier than a pet 'coon! So when Ronin and Rook attacked me after that match, they were doing nothing more then making things worse. Not starting it. So really, Ronin did dick all to make me go crazy. He just took advantage of me while I was in a weakened state. Well... That's Ronin for you... So are you saying that you wish Ronin was still around? You're damn straight I wish he was still around! That commie bastard was finally getting his ego knocked down a peg or two from Roninahana, population one gigantic freak, his hanger-on Rook, and his sucker-on Nikita. But, alas, el Gigante is gone. Granted, he will no doubt make a *sarcastically* 'surprise' return in about... Mmmmm... two-and-a-half minutes, but hey, thats two and a half minutes without that boring sloth making you want to poke your eyes out and force yourself to vomit. Going into Edge of Apocolypse, you were heavily touted as the underdog. As the match finished, you proved the critics and Ronin wrong. How much did that victory mean to you? That was one of the biggest moments in my life. For over a year... A YEAR... Ronin thought he was Stephen flippin' Hawking. He had plans withing plans within classified plans withing launch codes aboard nuclear subs. And what happened? What happened to all these 'unbreakable, unbeatable plans'? I beat him. I outsmarted him. I showed that ass who the better man is. And that cheer that the crowd gave me after the match was one of the sweetest feelings I have ever felt in my life. Do you think that the Blood Brothers departure is a direct result of what happened at Edge of Apocolypse? Yes. Without a shadow of a doubt. There is no doubt in my mind that those two left, with their tails between their legs, because they were defeated and humiliated. They felt they were invincible. Rook thought he was going to have a cake-walk win over Zodiac, the girl he dreamed about and ultimately turned him down, and Ronin, as you very well know, got beat by me. Heh, all these years, Rook thought that when women were putting STD beside his name, he thought it was code for Stud. But really, they knew he was a hooker-lovin' STD rancher. Speaking of Zodiac, now that it appears that you are siding with Brendan, how do you view the LCW's new World Champion? ||Weezle thinks to himself for a second.|| Rob... I have some opinions that, if I were to share, would cause great tensions between Brendan and myself. ...Does that mean that you do not think too highly of Zodiac? I have some opinions that, if I were to share, would cause great tensions between Brendan and myself. Discussion closed. So, if Z-- Discussion CLOSED!! Alright. Moving on. You find yourself fighting against Mike Sinister for the Canadian Championship. A few weeks ago, you had invited him into Destruction. Soon after, he turned and join the Blood Brothers. Now, he is alone again. Is this match going to be Destruction versus what's left of the Blood Brothers. HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!! I miss the Blood Brothers, as I was starting to like kicking Ronin's ass for a change, but I am NOT going to see the 'legacy' of the Blood Brothers when I fight Sinister. No, I'm going to see a back-stabbing SOB that I want to beat the living shite out of. I have a lot of pent up aggression with that boy, and I'm going to be releasing it until his molars start to pop out. This match also pits two men with extremely different views of Brendan. Although just a few weeks back, you two both shared the same view that Brendan was out to get you, you have since changed, and feel that Brendan is more like his 'golden' nickname leads people on to believe. Meanwhile, Sinister is still hanging on to thinking that Brendan is out to get him. Is this match being set up for that purpose? Uhhhh... NO! Come on!! I know, I was an idiot a couple weeks back, but then I started to realize things. Brendan spends nearly all of his day working on the business side of LCW. When he isn't sleeping or eating, that is. And any spare time he does have, he has spent with Nicole, RIP, and... Zodiac. It also came to me that why the hell would Brendan give two shits whether or not I was held back? Would he not want me to become more popular? The more popular I become, the more PPV's he sells, the more merchandise he sells, and the more profits LCW makes. In essence, the whole Brendan-is-evil feeling was just an excuse for my own sub-par wrestling. Fortunately, Keoki has helped me train, and I have now moved up a few ranks in the LCW. Doesn't Keoki not trust Brendan? ...Technically. But at least he has a reason. Afterall, he beat Brendan in his last wrestling match. Of the three of us, Keoki is the only one with any evidence at all for a 'conspiracy theory.' Weezle, we're almost out of time, and there are a few questions I would still like to ask. Okay, I'll try to answer them quickly. Thanks. First, you had a little problem last week, which ended up with you getting a test for mental competence. ||Weezle laughs to himself before answering.|| Well Rob, I'm sure that it was something that a lot of people around here think should be a weekly occurence for me. The good news is that I'm quite sane. Well, sane enough to be let loose without some sort of parole officer or recquired medication. The bad news is that I miss the sponge baths from the hospital. Hot-diggity those were good! *chukcling* Ok, one more question. How soon is 'Destruction' away from making a full-fledged comeback? Well, as you know, Keoki has just recently had knee surgery and is currently dedicated to rehabbing. I cannot say exactly how far away he is from returning to the ring, but you can guarantee that someday, Keoki Yamada and Weezle will be causing some Destruction in the LCW again. Well, thank you very much for allowing me into your home, Weezle. We are just about out of time, so are there any last comments you would like to make? Yes. There have been some people that think I am going to become Zodiac's slave now that it appears I will be working with Brendan. Well Weezle never has and never will, when I am in a sane mood, be someone's errand boy. I will always be choosing my own battles. If those battles happen to coincide with Brendan's... so be it. If those battles happen to coincide with Keoki's... so be it. But I will always be myself. ||Hold pose for fade out.|| Hey, thanks again. Well, that's your job. Heh, yea, but it was a pleasure to work with you. Same here. Alright! Let's GO!! ||With that, the crew pack up and scurry off into the LCW van and leave.|| ||Back inside, Weezle and Keoki start to talk.|| So, what are these, 'opinions'? Oh, you know! Probably. But please, enlighten me. Well, it's just... Gah! She pisses me off!! First she says she doesn't want or need anyones help, then says my help wasn't good enough!! Well who the f**k says I was helping her?!? When I attacked Ronin, I was doing it to attack Ronin!! I couldn't have given to shakes of a rats ass if she was going into labour and Ronin was about to powerbomb her through a table, I still would have hit Ronin for the simple pleasure of hitting Ronin. That uppitty biatch has let her gold get to her head. And that's another thing. She said that everyone women needs to get the 'best man.' Like this is some sort of carnival game. 'Commme onnnn Commmmme aahhhnnnnn... Step raht up an' win ya man! We got doctahs, lawyahs, CEO's... Bullseye wins ya a president!!' For cripes sake, shouldn't you go after someone based on... mmm... FEELINGS?!? Now, I'm not saying that she doesn't love Brendan, or that Brendan doesn't love her, but she made it sound like every girl should practice gold-digging!! And about her obsession with telling me she's beaten me! She wants to go back into the books? Well how about this:: Our first encounter, in an elimination tag-match, who eliminated who? That's right, I eliminated her bloaty, cranky ass from the ring, because she was too stupid to keep her eye on her opponents. Instead, she was flouting herself for the camera, trying to get the cover of Cosmo. So what you are saying is that you do not like her? ...Wow Keoki, you sure are a smart one! Hey, do you know if they put a man on the moon yet? That one is stumping me. ||As Keoki stares down Weezle, Weezle heads off to the kitchen to grab some drinks.|| ||End|| |
