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||Inside Weezle's home, Weezle is sitting in front of the t.v., watching OWO 24/7, while sitting in his dented trash can.|| ||Weezle is watching a replay of Keoki Yamada's comments. As he watches, Weezle grabs a Kleenex, cries into it, blows his nose, and throws it into his garbage can.|| ||As Weezle sobs, you can hear Keoki's words.|| "...Next week, Sniper and I will take on the Blood Brothers, an aptly titled tag team. After Sniper and I demolish you, both Rook and Ronin will be baptised in blood. Don't take it personal, but when the call of battle resounds through the arena, blood will boil, and Team Carnage will own you both..." *sniffle* I... I thought we were friends! *sniff* Sure... you hated my friends... and I hated your friends... but we... WE... we were a team! We coulda been sommit. BUT no... that's not what you want. YOU want to be new-friends with Sniper! Well... Sniper's a poopey-head! Why would anyone want to be friends with a poopey-head?! ||Weezle jumps out of his trash can, pulls out Tree, and starts banging on the side of the can.|| POOPEY-HEAD!! POOPEY-HEAD!! SNIPER IS A POOPEY-HEAD!! ||Weezle soon grows tired of this, and puts down Tree.|| Oh well... I just find a new bestest-friend! HA! ||Weezle, accompanied by Tree, ventures outside looking for a new pal.|| ||Weezle, wearing a dirty pair of sweatpants, beaten up running shoes, and a dirty OWO shirt, walks up the street, tossing everytrash can he finds and yelling at the garbage.|| HELLO!! FRIEND!!! ARE YOU IN THERE?!? Why they so stubborn, Tree? They poopey-heads, that's why! ||Weezle continues on his quest, and eventually comes to a convenience store. As he walks around to the back, he spots the dumpsters.|| YAY!! We sure to find friend in there! ||Weezle rifles through the trash, using Tree as a make-shift pitchfork. As he digs around, he sings a little song.|| (OOC -- Unlike last time, I wrote this one all by myself. But you can hardly tell!) I'm Trash Can Man! YES! Trash Can Man. Am I Banana Man!? NO! I'm Trash Can Man! ||Suddenly, Weezle stops singing and lifts Tree up into the air.|| Ah-HA! ||Weezle pulls some piece of garbage off the end of Tree.|| How would you like to be my new bestest friend? ||Weezle looks down at what appears to be a Slinkee.|| What's that? Ok! GREAT!! Well, Mr. Slinkee --oh, just Slinkee? Ok-- well, I'm sure you and Tree gonna get along just geeereat! ||Weezle jumps out of the dumpster and plays with the Slinkee, which is in suprisingly good condition.|| OHHH Everyone loves a Slinkeeeeeee!!! ||Weezle, over his earlier funk, walks home with his companion Tree and new friend Slinkee.|| |
