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||The scene opens to Weezle running around his house, while wearing his Banana Man mask and a yellow blanket. In his right hand is Banana, and in his left and is Tree, wearing his 'Mu Gu Guy Pen' red Holliday Inn napkin.|| ||Weezle goes flying down the stairs, jumping the last five and landing with a heavy thud, and runs into the living, wailing at the top of his lungs. As he gets inside the living room, he runs up to Ravyn, who is holding an ice pack to here forehead.|| BANANAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAAA!!! TREEEEE POW-- SHUT UP!! Just SHUT the HELL UP!!! But...but... But what? Does this look like an OWO show? Does this look like an OWO interview?? WELL?!? Ummm....well... Well it ain't! So just take off that stupid mask, put down you stupid toys, and get me something to eat. ||Weezle raises his right hand up to Ravyn's face.|| Want a banana? ||Ravyn looks at Banana, then at Weezle.|| Unless you want me to break that hand off...GET that banana out of my FACE!! ||Weezle slumps away into the kitchen.|| *mumbling*...No reason to be so rude... ||About a minute later, Weezle walks out with a bowl of vanilla ice cream. The ice cream has lots of whipped cream on it, and sticking up from the middle of it is Banana (unpeeled).|| No! Get that away from me! What? Get that 'Banana' away from me. Do you know how hard it was to get him to take his clothes off? He only did it cause he thought you were going to mouth him. Oh, and what does that mean? Well...Tree said that you...ummm...as easy as one-piece jigsaw puzzle. Is that so? ||Ravyn grabs Tree from Weezle, walks over to the nearest window, and chucks Tree outside.|| There. Now what are you gonna do? You unpeeled Banana and Tree is gone. Well first, I gonna go to kitchen, get another Banana, then go outside and get Tree. *sigh* I...I'm outta here. ||As Ravyn grabs her car keys and walks out, you can hear her muttering away.|| Christ, what an idiot. Him and that stupid mask and stupid Tree...heyyy... ||Ravyn runs outside, grabs Tree, and sticks him in the Yard Waste bag at the curb. As the garbage truck starts to come down the street, Ravyn puts a devilish smile on her face.|| ||Inside, Weezle comes out of the kitchen with a new Banana, and heads outside. He gets out to where Ravyn threw Tree, but can't find him. Weezle then looks over at the garbage men grabbing the Yard Waste bag, and sees Tree sticking out the top.|| NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ||Weezle throws Banana at one of the guys to get their attention, and tells that what is going on. At first, the two men are cunfused, and think Weezle is some mental patient, as he is still wearing th Banana Man mask. But, they let Weezle go through the bag, and Weezle pulls Tree out and dusts off his napkin.|| Thank you gentlemen! You have done a great thing today. ||The garbage men mumble something that can't be printed here, and jump back on the truck as it starts to drive away.|| ||Weezle walks back inside, and starts watching 'The Lion King' on tv with Tree and Banana at his side.|| Ooooo...I love that song! "Well I just can't wait to be king!!" Ain't it a great song? Sure is! Ahh...it one of my favouritest of all songs! And it could soon be true! Now that Keiko Armada wanna team up wit me for the tag title, and I gotsa shot at getting Infamous title back, I could be double champ! This could be great! Are you sure Keiko was talking about you? Well Banana, who else could it have been? Unless...TREE!! You not disloyal, is you?? WHAT?!? No! I here fo you! Trust me. Ok, sorry Tree. Yep, it gonna be pretty sweet! You, me, Banana, and Keiko! We be the 'Fearsome Foursome'! Oooh...that has marketing written all over it! Well, I do what I can. But the two of us gonna rip apart tag teams! Ehm...'two' of us? Oh...sorry Tree! The FO of us gonna rip apart tag teams! We may not be the biggest, we gots Tree Power, the Banana Slamma, and a lot of deeetermination!! I jus hope tag match donna take too much outta me! I gotta keep up strength. Look at all the guys I have to fight! We gots Termite, Cookie Sensation, Alex Candy, Demented, and T-Rex! I gonna haffa bust my tooshie to beat those buggers. Come on! You can do it! Yeah! You right Banana! I beat lots of guys to win this belt my first time, and I can do it again!! Now, I'm hungry. Do we have any funnel cake? ||The scene fades out as a confused Weezle wanders the house in search of food... then giving up in vain and eating his friend Banana.|| |
