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||Inisde one of EWA's satellite offices, Cleo Camacho waits patiently with a piece of paper in his hand. As he turns his hand down, the camera zooms in on the scrawled handwriting.|| Saturday. 12:50 pm. EWA Office. ||Cleo looks at his watch. It's 1:37 pm.|| *tsk* Like, OKAAAY! Where AAAARE YOOOOoooooouuu!! ||No sooner does Cleo stop moaning then out from behing a desk jumps out the mysterious Banana Man, in his yellow mask and cape, and tights and boots eerily similar to that of another EWA star.|| BEHOLD!! 'TIS I!!! BAAAAANAAAAAANAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! ||Cleo gasps in shock, and catches his breath.|| Stop it! *slapping Banana Man on chest* That was like, SO rude! Oh... sorry... So, are you the mystery man that sent me an invitation? Ah! No! I went to that website by mistake! I meant to hit "Seeking WOMEN!!" *confused*...Huh? *shamefully*...Oh... you meant THAT note! Yea, it was me. Well....? *mockingly* 'Well....?' what? *tsk* Like, *playfully* STOP it! ...Ok. So what did you want to talk about? Ah! I don't like talking... or long walks on the beach... I'm sorry, what? Sorry... I wanted you here to witness the re-introduction of the Ferocious Fruit! *excited* *GASP!* I KNEW it!! ...Knew what? That you are... you know... ...Nooooo.... Is there something you know about me that I don't? Well, *scoff* that depends on what paper you're reading! Bah! STOPPIT! *cowers away* I came here to reintroduce the Ferocious Fruit... the Hazardous Helathfood... The BATTLING BANANA!! ||Banana Man whips out a banana from his trunks.|| Now is the perfect time for a comeback of the Nanerous Kind... Especially now that that eeeevil no-goodnik Ronin shamefully destroyed Tree. What are your thoughts on Ronin's actions? Thoughts? Bah! My actions will represent my thoughts! ...Okie-Dokie then... what are your actions? ...Bah... you bother me! ||Banana Man squishes Banana onto the forehead of Cleo and then pulls out another banana from his trunks.|| Wow! How many do you have down ther?! ||Banana Man quickly and angrily squishes the second Banana onto Cleo's face before pulling out yet another banana.|| Bap... Bap! ...Beg Pardon? Pepe wants you to shut up so he can ask some smart questions regarding the affairs of the EWA. ...Pepe? Yes, fool! PEPE!! ||Banana Man pulls out a bottle of tequila from his trunks that has Pepe scribbled across its label.|| PEPE! ||Banana Man nails Cleo upside the head with Pepe, and as Cleo slumps to the floor, grabs the microphone.|| Okay good buddy... YOUR turn! ||Banana Man holds the microphone up to Pepe's... umm... worm, and starts talking.|| Bap. Well it's great to be here too. Bap bap. No, I'm afraid not. Bap! Whoa! I'm afraid I can't answer that right now... the burning hasn't quite gone away yet when I stand up at the same time... Anywho, onto some other business. Ronin, Rook... you two have committed a most heinous evil towards society!! ||Banana Man pauses to think for a second.|| Okay... maybe not THE most evil... I mean, the Holocaust was pretty bad... And the Crusades... and what the Girondin's did with the guillotine... but that's not the point! The point is you two are big bad meanies... and you know what happens to meanies? THEY GET TOLD ON!! Well, you two have been told on... and now it's time to stay in for recess! ||Cleo gets up, rubbing his head and wiping off banana pieces from his face as Banana Man walks away.|| Okay, like, I am SO confused! What does that mean? Hello? Banana Maaaan?? |
