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 ||...As the music fades in the picture transforms from the black screen of the end of a commercial break to the set of "The Last Word with Jim Rome". Finally, the camera focuses on Jim Rome and he begins to speak.|| Alright we are back and we are joined now by EWA star Weezle. Weezle, tell me a little about the EWA. Well, it be great. Gonna be the greatest ever! EVVER!! So watch it! Well, I don't think that will be a problem, what with the large amount of talent on the roster. Well, I didn't wanna toot my own branch, but Tree is quite good. A lot of kids watching probably dream of getting in to wrestling. How did you make it to where you are today? With some deeetermination, some natural skills, and phosphorous rich fertilizer. Now THAT is some serious smack! ...What that mean? So what advice would you give to the youngsters? Work hard and... ummm... is it, stay in drugs and don't do school or stay in school and don't do drugs? Bah... can't remember... oh well. Kiddies, one of those options is right... the other will result in you going to jail and becoming the bitch of a Hell's Angel. Whoa whoa! We can't allow that kind of sick smack! WHERE'S ALL THIS SMACK!! Uhh... there is no 'smack'... Bah... you confuse me! Ummmm... maybe now would be a good time to take a break... We'll be right back with Weezle. ||During the break, Jim quietly talks to his producer as Weezle entertains himself with Tree.|| Man, why the hell is this nutbag here? Hey, be nice. EWA is pretty hot, and we'll pull in some good ratings with this exposure. Well, I'm one step away from having Security knock him out and ship him off to a loonie bin. *chuckling* Come on... there's only one more segment left. Alright... but you owe me for this! Ok ok... I'll buy the first round... WE'RE BACK IN 5...4...3...2....... And we are back once again with Weezle of the EWA. We have some e-mail questions lined up, it that's ok. YES! Sure... that good. Our first one is from Billy in Vermont. He wants to know "How hard is the schedule? You guys seem to be on the road a lot, and the intensity of the matches combined with the travel must be hard on you." Yes. Last year, Tree sufferd a sprained leaf and almost had to miss a month of action, but the lil' tyke trudged through. In fact, right now Slinkee is busy recovering from a rust spot. ...Oookay... Moving on, Damien from Montreal writes; "Where's Ravyn?" *shrugs shoulders* ....That it? *nods head* .....Riiiight... Okay, time for one last question. This one is from Duane in Indianapolis: "How have you survived the backstage politics that normally ruin or corrupt young or small wrestlers like yourself?" ...Ummm... I dunno. Luck I guess... Okay, now I would like to ask you a question, about your first match. It's against Zodiac, someone you have faced several times before. There is a title on the line. What are your thoughts about the match? My thoughts? Well, my thought is that of the 300 million sperm... THAT's the one that got through?! BAH! Wow... that is some serious smack! Yes... yes it is. My first belt in the OWF is aboot to become my first belt in the EWA. It's like... it's like... ...Fate? No! ||**WHACK**|| ||Weezle drifts Jim Rome in the head, sending him flying out of his chair. Jim gets back up as Weezle ponders his answer.|| As I was saying my Caeserly friend... it's like... fate. Hey! That's wh-- ||**WHACK**|| ||Jim is again sent forcefully out of his chair as Weezle barely acknowledges the events.|| I'm sorry, what were you saying? You'll have to forgive Tree, he's a little rude sometimes. Ow... That's... ow... that's sick. What? DO NOT INSULT ME!! ||As Weezle lets loose in a maniacal rage on Jim Rome, the screen is filled by a 'Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By' sign as Jim's girlish screams can be heard in the background. After about a minute, the screen goes back to the regular show. Now that was some... ow... sick smack! OW! ||Jim pauses for a moment to take a deep breath and rub the pain from his ribs.|| After the break we'll look at the Smack of the Day, but before you go Weezle, I just have one quick question... isn't it all fake? ||Weezle stares at Jim for a moment, cracks his neck, and then leaps across the table pounding on Jim. As the scene fades to commercials, the whiney screams of Jim Rome can be heard overtop of Weezle shouting 'FAKE! FAKE! BLOOD FAKE? IS IT?? IS THIS BLOOD FAKE???'...|| |
