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 ||Wednesday, March 20, 2002, 12:53 pm.|| ||Most people are at work or out for lunch.|| ||Most people.|| ||Anyone that has followed the EWA knows that Weezle is not like most people.|| ||Unlike 'most people', Weezle is still sleeping. Finally, with a few grunts and groans, the large heap underneath a set of A-Team blankets starts to come to life. Weezle throws the sheets of himself, gets out of bed, and straightens out his Mr. T pyjamas.|| ||On his way out of the room Weezle grabs Tree from the mini-bed he made for his beloved inanimate friend.|| ||Weezle picks up his glasses from atop his stereo and slips them on as he exits his bedroom.|| ||After slowly making his way downstairs, Weezle finds Ravyn sitting at the kitchen table, eating a bowl of soup for lunch as she reads the Ottawa Citizen.|| Weeelll look who's alive! *grumble* *snort* Hmminahammm... So what do you want for lunch... Sorry, breakfast. *grumble* Hmph... Hmfaroni... Beefaroni? *nodding* Hminah... Alright, it'll just take a minute. You can grab the comics, I'm done with the paper. ||Weezle clumsily searches through the paper, trying to find the comics as Ravyn opens a can of Beefaroni and turns on the stove.|| So when are we leaving for Mexico. *pausing to think* Tomorrow... yeah, tomorrow afternoon. Haffa leave early, get through security and get a window seat. Actually, you can order a window seat. Really?! No kidding?!? Serious. Where's the tickets? ...Ti...ckets? ||Ravyn shakes her head, then picks up the phone and calls a travel agent.|| Hi... yea, can I get two tickets to Mexico for tomorrow?... Doesn't matter... First class, please... Doesn't matter... Yea, side by side, and one by the window... Okay... ||Ravyn gives the travel agent her credit card number as Weezle finds the comics.|| Ohhh my GOD! Garfield is FUUUUUUUUNNY!! Isn't he? Isn't he?! ISN'T HE?!? YEP! YEP! ||Ravyn hangs up the phone and moves over to the stove. She turns off the burner, and pours the Beefaroni into a bowl for Weezle.|| There. And I just booked our tickets, and you have a window seat. Now what do you want to drink? YAAAAAAY!! Window seat!! Wait... you said TWO tickets! WHAT ABOUT TREE?! ...Don't you want to hold on to him? Oh yea... good call Ravyn! Oh, and cranberry juice, please. ||Ravyn walks over to the fridge, grabbing a glass on the way, and gets out a half-full bottle of cranberry juice.|| Do you want to go shopping today? *gasp* Is it Chrimmas time? No, but I want to get something to wear while we're down there, and I need someone to tell me how it looks. Don't you have lotsa clothes? Yea, but I can't exactly wear jeans on the beach. But... Ooooooh... OOOoooooh!! Yea! We help! ...We?... Oh, you mean Tree. ...Sure, he too. Well then who..... I think Keoki be qualified to help. I go call him now! ||Ravyn shakes her head, then heads upstairs to get her purse. Meanwhile, Weezle picks up the telephone and calls Keoki Yamada, who happens to be spending some time in Ottawa.|| Yea... Gonna be at St. Laurent in about an hour... Ok... Ok... Meet you at food court... BYE!! ||Weezle hangs up as Ravyn comes back downstairs, all set for shopping.|| Ready? Yea... but don't you want to change? *looking down at pyjamas* Ohhhhh yea... Be right back! ||Weezle runs upstairs, and quickly changes into some black jeans and a well-worn TWO t-shirt. Weezle then rushes into the bathroom, puts in his contacts, gels back his hair, and runs downstairs.|| OOOOkay! All set!! ||Ravyn and Weezle, with Tree, make their way to the garage. Weezle opens the door as Ravyn climbs in to an Audi A4 and starts the car. Weezle gets into the car and they head off for the St. Laurent shopping centre.|| ||Approximately one hour later, Ravyn, Weezle, and Tree are sitting in the food court. Weezle is eating a plate of stir fry from Made In Japan while Ravyn eats some Chubby Chicken from A&W. Out of nowhere, Keoki comes up and sits down beside Weezle as he puts down a tray with two slices of pepperoni and bacon pizza, a large Pepsi, and a large order of fries with gravy from New York Fries.|| BAH! Scare me!! Hello my good friend. I saw you two eating and presumed it would be ok if I also grabbed a bite to eat. Well, you sure didn't make a pres out of you... and... me... bah! I beg your pardon, Weezle? Bah, nothing. You ok, we just eating. ||After several minutes, the trio are finished their meals. Keoki wolfed down all of his food and even went back to get a slice of meat lover's pizza with another large Pepsi in the time it took for Weezle and Ravyn to eat.|| *burp* Ahh... even better second time around. So, what is this about assisting you? I wanted to get a couple bikinis for the trip to Mexico, and I wanted someone to help tell if they look good. Welll... *pats Weezle on his shoulder*... I think we can handle that! ||Ravyn, Keoki, Weezle, and Tree get up, grab their coats, and some store that sells lingerie and bikinis.|| ||Ravyn goes through the racks and picks out a couple that she likes as Keoki and Weezle look at some of the more revealing bikinis, look at Ravyn, and look back at the bikinis.|| ||Ravyn disappears into the changeroom for a minute and emerges in a red string bikini.|| Woooooooooow... Woooooooooow... Does it look good? Yeeesssss... Yeeesssss... ||Ravyn smiles and goes back into the changeroom.|| So, set for No eXscape? Almost. I feel we should get together for some training. When are you leaving for Mexico? Tomorrow afternoon. Ah... I am leaving in the morning. How about I meet you at the airport? Okay! Ahhh... time for round two... ||Ravyn opens the change room door, showing off a skimpy blue bikini. Uh-huuuuuuuuuuuuh.... ..................... That good? Hold one guys... one more. Please... take your time... try on as many outfits as you wish! ||Ravyn laughs as she goes back into the changroom. After a bried period of time she comes out wearing a light green thong and small bikini top. She walks out a spins around in front of Weezle and Keoki.|| I seeee... That must be painfu-- ||SMACK!!|| ||Keoki slaps Weezle in the chest, causing him to shut up.|| You look quite stunning, Ms. Hahn. Awww... Thanks! What do you think Mike? *drooling* Buhhhhuhhhhhhhhh... *laughing* So I take it I should get all three? YES!! YES!! Alright, just let me change back into my clothes. ||Ravyn slips back into the changeroom as Keoki and Weezle to get their eyes to shut again.|| Ok, all set! ||Ravyn takes all three bikinis to the cash, pays for them with her credit card, and the group leaves the store.|| Well friends, this has truely been a great time out, but I fear I must go. I still have some arrangements to make, and I have a cake in the oven. So I will see you tomorrow. BYE!! ||Ravyn and Weezle wave goodbye to Keoki as he heads off and soon disapears in the crowd of shoppers.|| ||The End.|| |
