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 ||Sunday, March 24, 1:48 pm.|| ||A beautiful clear day (OOC -- One of you guys better NOT have said Sunday was miserable), perfect for going to the beach.|| ||Weezle and Keoki play catch with an XFL football while Ravyn suns herself, in her light green thong bikini, with Tree stuck into the sand belowe her feet.|| ||Back with Keoki and Weezle, Weezle tosses a perfect spiral about ten feet in front and to the left of Keoki. Keoki chases the ball, and makes an impressive over-the-shoulder catch. As Yamada turns around to throw the ball back to Weezle, he sees Weezle charging full speed right at him. Keoki attempts to move out of the way but is unable to get good enough traction in the sand, and Weezle tackles Keoki hard to the soft, hot sand.|| BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! First down! ||Weezle waves his arm towards the would-be direction of Keoki's endzone.|| ||As Weezle turns around, getting ready to set up for the first play, Keoki tackles him from behind and shoves Weezle's head into the sand.|| *muffled* 10 yard penalty, loss of down!! ||Keoki gets up, laughing, and helps Weezle get up. Weezle shakes his head, trying to get the sand out of his hair, and also tries to spit the sand out of his mouth.|| Weezle, friend, you must relax. Less rules, more fun! Ohhh yea... with less rules comes more broken bones... then HEAPS of fun! Now you have it. ||Keoki and Weezle hear some muffled arguing, and look up at the direction of Ravyn. They see two guys standing in Ravyn's sun.|| Weezle, should we help? ||Weezle looks at the situation then returns his glance to Keoki.|| Bah, she can handle herself. ||As Weezle picks up the football, he sees one of the guys pick up Tree and threaten to hit Ravyn with it.|| THAAAAAT's it!! ||Weezle and Keoki charge at the two men. Keoki grounds one guy with a missle dropkick, and Weezle chases after the guy that stole Tree.|| GIVE IT BACK!! GIVE IT BACK!! ||Eventually, Weezle catches up to the guy and tackles him from behind. Weezle wraps an arm around the guys neck and locks him into an STF.|| Ow! Oooowww!! I'm sorry! SHIT! I'm sorry!! GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK! ||The man lets go of Tree, and Weezle lets the man go like nothing happened.|| TREE!! Hey! No let him go unpunished! ||Weezle looks at the man for a second, and the guy starts to become visibly uncomfortable.|| Me thinks I can handle that... ||As the guy tries to run away, Weezle clonks the guy over his head with Tree.|| ||A crowd has now gathered around Weezle and the man, and some people help the man up as he feels his bloody scalp.|| Shit! What did you do that for? ||Weezle quite unexpressionally looks at the man.|| You touched Tree. You can't touch Tree! Only I, Ravyn, Keoki, and Kimmi from Eddi's Imperial House of Bliss in Vegas may touch Tree!! Are you one of those people? WELL?!? ...No... Well then... there's only one thing to do! ||Weezle cracks the guy over the head again with Tree.|| Hey, you already hit h-- ||CRACK!!|| Anyone else? Eh? EH?!...... Didn't think so... ||Weezle walks away from the crowd, stroking Tree like a cat.|| He did WHAT?! The BAStard!! Oh well... he learn his lesson. ||Weezle gets back to Ravyn and Keoki and sees them packing up all the stuff.|| Hey! What going on?! They're saying they might call the police. Becuase of Jimmy McMonkeyspank? I am afraid so. Bah! BAH! TO THE EXTREME!!! ||Weezle reluctantly throws on his Destruction t-shirt, puts on his shoes, grabs the football and leaves.|| Well, there better be good wetbar in room. Do not worry, Weezle. We will find a way to make the night compensate for the day. YAY! Tequila Time With Tree!! ||The End|| |
