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 ||Weezle sits slouched on his couch, wearing a team Canada hockey jersey and watching highlights of the Olympics. As it gets to Michelle Kwan, Weezle quickly turns off the tv, picks up Tree and starts walking around the house.|| ||Weezle walks into the kitchen, where Ravyn is reading the Ottawa Citizen.|| Where's the funnies? ||Without looking up, Ravyn hands Weezle the section with the comics.|| Ooooooh... Garfield funny... ||Weezle walks back to his couch and sits down with Tree and the comics.|| ||After a few minutes, Weezle finishes reading and throws the newspaper on the floor.|| RAVYN!! ||Weezle walks back into the kitchen, where Ravyn is still reading with her head down.|| What do you want? I need something to do. You could take a nap... ||Weezle violently shakes his head.|| NOOOOOO! Tree not sleepy! Well, you could focus on your match, and think about what you're gonna do. ...You so smart, Ravyn! ||Heading back into the living room, Weezle grabs a wrestling magazine with an article about X in it.|| Okay Tree, we gotsta concentrate. ||Weezle, with some help from Tree, painstakingly reads through the article, pausing at some of the longer words and having to check them in a dictionary... and then having to check those words in the dictionary.|| *Phew* That was hard! Remind me to get that on tape! ||After turning on the television, Weezle pops in a tape of the previous Oblivion. The starts just before the Weezle Zodiac match.|| ||After about a minute of watching the watch, Weezle starts smashing the remote control with Tree.|| Bah! This boring! What on next? ||Frustrated and bored, Weezle turns off the VCR.|| Hmmmm.... ||Weezle runs into his bedroom and pulls out his box of toys. He searches around and finally pulls out an X doll and a Weezle doll.|| Okay, now we're gonna find out who's gonna wineth! ||Weezle smashes the dolls against each other, and even smashes X with a toothpick. After several minutes of playing, Weezle slaps the floor three times.|| One... Two... Three! And the winner... X?! BAH! ||Weezle looks down and notices that X has Weezle cleanly pinned.|| Bah! BAH! BAAAH to infinity!! ||Thus, a tired and dejected Weezle jumps into bed and takes a nap, hoping to think of a way to beat X.|| |
