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The scene opens to the backstage area of Last Man Standing. The show has ended, the fans have left, and so have most of the wrestlers. Most. Still lingering through the halls is Weezle. Banged-up and still in his wrestling gear, he continues on his search for Tree. Tree! I know you're out there! Come out come out where ever you are!! Weezle searches and searches, looking in every concievable spot, but to no avail. Hmmm...the womens bathroom. Tree always was the Peeping-Tom type. Weezle opens the door and walks into the womens bathroom. Of course, there is a woman in the bathroom, who starts screaming and yells at Weezle to get out. Hey hey hey, calm down...Have you seen my Tree? The woman walks up to Weezle, slaps him across the face, calls him a jerk, and storms out. Hmph...what's her problem. Nyah, women. Weezle searches the stalls, finds no tree, and continues searching the arena. After about half an hour, Weezle runs into Brendan. Have you seen Tree? Brendan, in no mood for this, tries to blow off Weezle. What? Yeah, I think I saw someone throw him in a dumpster out back. Yippeeeeeeeeee......... Weezle runs off screaming in joy. A few minutes later, we pick up with Weezle at the dumpsters. Sacre bleue! Weezle is shocked to see about twenty large dumpsters. Then, that small candle inside Weezle's head lights up. Oh BUMS!! Who wants to make twenty bucks!! Immediately, about fifteen bums emerge from the dumpsters. They all run up to Weezle. All you haffa do is find Tree. The bums appear confused. Who is this Tree he speaks of? Why are they sober enough to hear him? Is 'Weezle" an illusion, a side effect of their errant crack use? What da friggin' hell is 'Tree'? Well, he's Tree! *using hands to demonstrate* He's about this long, about that size round, brown and barky, and a little blood on the tip. Now the bums realize what Tree is, and jump into the dumpsters in search of Tree, so they can claim the twenty dollar reward and by some screech. Minutes pass, and after several mock-Trees are recovered, one of the bums emerges with a Tree branch. I foun' 'em! I foun' 'em! The bum runs up to Weezle, and after an inspection and sniff test, Weezle gives the bum a twenty dollar bill (where'd that come from??) and continues happily on his way. Tree, you smell funny. You havin affair?? You not with Cartel are you?! I been in a dumpster, what I supposed to smell like dummy! Oh yeah...Anyways, it just good to have you back! And it good to be back! Now, it time for a sequel!! Ohhh...time fo trouble!! Weezle runs off, happilly united with Tree, and screaming 'MU GU GUY PEN! MU GU GUY PEN!'. |
