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The scene opens to the same parkbench that Weezle was at a few days ago. Weezle, howver, is not there. Patrick Atkinson is sitting on the bench, and keeps looking at his watch. Just as the cameraman suggests that Weezle is not going to show up, Weezle walking through the trees behind Patrick. BOO!! Patrick jumps off the bench as the cameraman starts laughing. God damn! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Oh. That would've been funny. Yeah. Har-de-har-har. So anyway, how you feeling? Pretty good. Still got a couple of bruises, but I'm pretty much all healed up. Well, that's good to hear. So-- I'm good too. What? Oh nothing. Tree was just saying he's fine. Oh. Really. That's great. It is. Tree wasn't feeling that great yesterday, were you? No I wasn't. But you fell better now, right? Much. That's...That's great. So what you wanna talk about? Well, you do have an International Title match. Ahh yessum. Peligro, Ronin, and Rook. That will be good. Maybe tree help me win. Tree whip ass and bust heads! Blood all over ring!! You'd like that, wouldn't you? Well, I, umm... SHUT UP!! I was asking tree! I would like that. Good. So tree, you help me win title. So, is that your plan? What, you stupid? Of course that not all my plan! Tree and I have secrets up our, umm, branches, and we gonna get some gold! Do you think that Rook and Ronin will try to hurt you in this match? Probably. They always hurt people. That the way they fight. I take that chance, and so do they. They wanna step into ring with Tree, they better be ready to be hurt! Tree one crazy sumb###h. He try anything. Well, I gotta go. I have some other intervies today. No you don't. I saw the schedule. You have just me! If you lying to us, Tree will hit you! Weezle picks up Tree and holds it like a baseball bat. You not goin anywhere Pat, or Tree wil Barry Bonds your ass! Patrick looks a little scared, and sits back down. OKAY! Just put Tree down, alright? Ok. So what do you wanna talk about? I dunno. You're the interviewer, ask question! Okay...umm...what do you think about Zane and Carter fighting each other? I already talked about that, silly! Weezle gets up and swings at Patrick. OUCH!! Alright! Settle down. What do you think about the Cruiserweight match? I dunno. Me liked Kujo, then he hurt me. X beaten me before, and made me hurt too. I kinda want X to win, cause he so poor with low salary. He could use extra money. Weezle, all the contracts have been lowered. You now make as much as X does. Oh crap. Well, I don't really care who win then. What?...Oh, ok. Pat, Tree wants to go. He says your cheap cologne making him sick. BYE!! Weezle grabs Tree and walks away, as Patrick sniffs himself. It's not that bad. |
