An Ode to RVD
By Krame
Bravely bold Sir Robert
Rode forth from Battle Creek
He was not afraid to lose,
Oh, brave Sir Robert
He was not at all afraid
to be hurt in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave
Sir Robert
He was not in the least bit scared
to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his face smashed in
with a steel chair
To have his legs worn down
with the Figure Four Leglock
His face smashed in again
with the Pedigree
Outside interference
from Randy Orton
and Ric Flair,
Maybe they will
pull at his hair
Because of the little
bitches they are,
their goals are not
to maim and scar
Their goals are too incense
and annoy,
Oh, come on Hunter,
don't be coy
You know what I'm
talking about
So don't look at me
with that pout
You know that
you run the pack
You bloody little
fucking fag
Tonight you face
the bravest of the brave
Sir Robert!
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