Val Venis Height - 6'2" Weight - 240 lbs Birth Place - Las Vegas, Nevada |
The Big Valbowski
Val Venis |
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1 |
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| Trish's Wrestling
Alliance Record |
0-0-0 |
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| Next Trish's Wrestling Alliance Match |
Val Venis vs. ??? |
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| Trish's Wrestling Alliance Achievements |
Joining the TWA |
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| Who Couldn't Stand The Big Valbowski |
None |
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-[: The screen fades open as it shows some
recent highlights of TWA. Then a preview of Bad Blood is shown of all the
matches on the card. After the clips and highlights, the TWA Intro plays with
the theme. The video fades and the camera shows the stage with fireworks blasting
up and the Smackdown! Theme playing in the background. The camera looks at
the screaming crowd as they put up their signs and cheer for their favorite
wrestlers. The camera also zooms in on some interesting signs. After all
the crowd shots, the screen shows Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler sitting
at their commentator's table near the stage. :]-
- Good Ol' Jim Ross - Welcome everybody to live TWA Action! I'm always Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. And King, we have an explosive night for Bad Blood a week from this sunday! Lets check out the card King. First, we have Sara Calloway vs. Amy Lee vs. Eve Stratus for the #1 Contendership for the Women's Title. These three divas have been fighting for a while, now they will settle it in the ring! - The Great Jerry "The King" Lawler - That's right JR! I can't wait to see these three divas fighting in the ring. And next we have a TLC Tag Team match for the #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Championship. It will be Batista and Goldberg vs. Nathan Jones and The Perfect One. Now, before we talk about that match, I guess La Résistance didn't like the decison of them not in the match! So, this thursday on Smackdown! La Résistance will face Batista and Goldberg to decide who will go on to the match for Bad Blood. But anyways, the winners of the match at Bad Blood will face the Tag Team Champions, Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho! - Good Ol' Jim Ross - Yes King, and I think Kurt Angle will be The Perfect One's partner. But we will have to see about that. But the next match is Edge and Molly Holly vs. Angel and Johnny Malone. Well, I don't think that match will be happening since Angel has left the TWA do to storyline reasons. So the match that is scheduled after is Chris Benoit vs. John Cena in a Street Fight for both the European and Intercontinental titles. - The Great Jerry "The King" Lawler - Yeah and this match will be a good one JR. John Cena and Chris Benoit, these two have been going at each other for weeks. Now, they will take care of this rival in the ring! After is for the vacant Cruiserweight title since Rey Mysterio left. It will be Spanky vs. Sabu vs. X-Pac vs. Christian. This match was just made since Mysterio left. These four wrestlers are excellent cruiserweights here in the TWA. We will see who is the best after this match! - Good Ol' Jim Ross - Yes we will King. Now the next isn't really a match, but a wedding. The wedding of James Passmore and Michelle Hardkore. These two have been a couple for a while. They are now engaged and will be married at Bad Blood! Now, the Main Event hasn't been decided yet since the tournament is still in the process. The Quarter Finals are this thursday. So all these matches all happening at Bad Blood! - The Great Jerry "The King" Lawler - Now JR, I have found out that a new superstar is debuting tonight! I wonder who it will be! - Good Ol' Jim Ross - Well there are already enough wrestlers employed to the TWA. And I to wonder who it will be King. -[: Then all of a sudden the lights go out and Val Venis' is heard saying "Hello Ladies!" and his jazzy music plays as the fans go nuts. :]- - The Great Jerry "The King" Lawler - Hey JR, it's Val Venis! He is the debuting superstar. -[: Val Venis comes to the stage and does his hand taunts to the crowd and is wearing his wrestling gear and a white towel on. :]- 
-[: He walks down the ramp licking his thumbs as the camera looks at ladies taking pictures of him. He goes to the ring steps and walks up them. He gets into the ring and gets in the middle. He points to the left and then points to the right. :]- 
-[: He then puts his hands on his hands and does his pose as the ladies go wild. He then takes off his towel as the lights come back on. He throws his towel to the crowd as their is a riot between a few ladies. He gets a mic as his music fades. He begins to speak in the middle of the ring. :]- 
- The Big Valbowski Val Venis - HHHHEEEELELLLLLOOOOOO LADIES!!!! You know something ladies, I have come to the TWA, just for you and for my fans! I checked up on the TWA and thought it was a pretty solid federation full of talented wrestlers. And I also found out that their are many lovely ladies in the TWA! Well we have got Trish Stratus, The Owner. We have got a long legged goddess , Stacy Keibler. And Stacy, I think Triple H is an ass for what he did to you. If you ever need a friend, I'm always here. We have got Jasmine Knoxville, sister of the best Jackass Member Johnny Knoxville. And many more but that is all I could think of by memory. And I see that there is a match at Bad Blood between Chris Benoit vs. John Cena for the Intercontinental and European titles. Now, I'm challenging the winner of that match for a shot at the Intercontinental title. Or if I have to prove myself, that is ok. So Trish Stratus, if you are watching, I would like to prove that I am good enough for a shot at the Intercontinental title. I'll face anyone in the TWA as long as if isn't a diva. And if there is any lady in the back you wants to be with the Big Valbowski, I'll be in my locker room. But, at Bad Blood, I will be having a special presentation. It will be the first ever movie of The Big Valbowski's Adult Entertainment. And staring The Big Valbowski himself! So all the ladies, you will enjoy this movie! And if the guys are interested, then you are gay and I'm pretty impressive to attract females and males at the same time! -[: Val's theme plays as the screen fades. :]- |
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