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Hurricane what are you doing here in the UWF? The Hurricane: First of all coach you just come and rush right up to The Hurricane, Wassap wit dat? Anyway I am the first superstar here in the UWF and I will make a run at every single title that there is in this great federation. Eric Bischoff has given me a great opprotunity here in the UWF and I am going to take advantage of it and use it to the best of my ability. So Coach can you stand back because there is a Hurricane coming through. Commercial Break When the UWF comes back on the air The Hurricane's music blasts over the PA system and The Hurricane comes out. He walks down the steel ramp and is slapping hands with the fans. He then climbs up the steel ring steps and he enters the ring. He goes over to the ring announcer and he recieves a mic and he begins to speak. The Hurricane: I am the very first member here in the UWF and I am going to prove that I am going to be the best wrestler that the UWF has signed. I am going to dominate in this federation and I am going to win every title that there is and make E-Fed history by holding all titles at the same time. Now in order to do that I am going to need a tag team partner. So anybody in the back that is worthy of being The Hurricane's tag team partner should keep in touch with me. Now onto my very first match here in the UWF. I am going head to head with Kurt Angle in a first round title match for the World Heavyweight title. Now if facing a pushover like Kurt Angle is what I am going to have to do to win every single title in this federation then I will just beat him down. Now there is no question that Kurt Angle is a little bit bigger than me. And there is no question that Kurt Angle is physically stronger than me. But Kurt Angle is not as quick as I am and he is not as strong mentally. So him being bigger and stronger than The Hurricane will not stop The Hurricane from hitting that olympic jackass with The Eye Of The Hurricane. So after I win the World Heavyweight Title at Brawl For All, I will work on getting the Intercontinental Title. Then the Light Heavyweight title, so the first other light heavyweight that the UWF signs I will challenge them to a one on one match for the Light Heavyweight Title.
So The Hurricane is here in the UWF to take this federation by storm. The Hurricane can do this in and out of the ring by fighting crime with all of your help. And when I make it to Brawl For All and I fight for the title I have a surprise for everyone that is there and for every single UWF superstar and staff. So with that being said The Hurricane has to go and fight some crime in the backstage area. Commercial Break The UWF comes back on the air as The Hurricane is walking around in the backstage area to try and find some crime in the UWF that he can fight and not get killed. The Hurricane is walking when he sees a lot of the UWF superstars sitting down at tables and signing autographs for fans. The Hurricane walks past Brock Lesnar and he decides that he doesn't really wanna mess with Lesnar, so he continues walking. Then he passes Triple H and the same thought runs through his mind and again he continues walking. Then the perfect idea pops into his head. He is going to go to where Kurt Angle is and he is going to steal all of Angle's fans and tell them to come get the autograph of The Hurricane. So The Hurricane goes over to the side and gets out a folding table and a folding chair and goes right across from Angle. Here The Hurricane opens up the table and the chair and sits down and begins to speak. Olympic Hero Kurt Angle: Hurricane you have no clue what you just got yourself into do you? You see Hurricane you claim that you can fight crime but I am one thing that you are not. That is that I am an olympic hero and gold-medalist. The Hurricane: Kurt Angle don't you realize that nobody cares about you. You are just a waste of time. None of these fans here want your autograph they just feel sorry for you. And since you decided to pick a fight with The Hurricane there is really only one way to settle this and that is on Bottom Line when I woop your ass. Both The Hurricane and Kurt Angle get up from their chairs and they walk to the middle of the backstage area. They are face to face and looking like they are ready to get it on right then and there as Bottom Line fades out and goes to a commercial break.
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