TNT opens up as a moving picture of the World Arena in Colorado is
taken high up in the sky from a helicopter. Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” begins to play as the
pyro goes off on the stage in the arena. Shortly after, the voices of Donny Timberman and
Jack Lovette take over the roaring of the crowd as the show opens.
DonnyTimberman: Welcome ladies and
gentlemen to TuesdayNightTorture! We have such a packed
night here in Colorado! We have our first ever ladder match between Gansoto Yisomiro
and Sprade Rhaynes! They will battle it out for $3,000.00!
JackLovette: Wow! Can I be in that
match? I need a bigger pay check.
DonnyTimberman: We also have the
beginning of the UWA Intercontinental Championship tournament tonight! We are in for a
great show tonight!
RonSmith: The following contest is a
ladder match and it is one of four quarter final matches for the Intercontinental
Championship tournament! Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, Jeff(Badass)Bradford!
Nelly’s “Number One” hits the P.A. system as the crowd begins to
cheer shortly after the first couple of measures of the music. Jeff (Badass) Bradford
appears on the entrance stage as he proceeds to walk down the ramp to ringside shortly
after. Jeff (Badass) Bradford slides into the ring and paces the ring as he gets mentally
prepared for his opponent.
DonnyTimberman: Jeff (Badass)
Bradford’s going to have his hands full tonight as his opponent is going to be introduced
momentarily.
RonSmith: And his opponent, from
West Palm Beach, Florida, He is the UWA Hardcore Champion,
Eddiizer!
Metallica’s “St. Anger” begins to play as the crowd stands on their
feet and the arena floor begins to shake as Eddiizer steps through the curtain and out on
the stage. Eddiizer takes a brief moment to notice the screaming fans and then walks down
the ramp to ringside where he then slides in the ring and quickly raises his hands above his
head and lets out a huge roar with his Hardcore title strapped around his
waist.
JackLovette: Look at this capacity
crowd on their feet Timberman! This is just absolutely amazing!
DonnyTimberman: Indeed it is. This
man is truly one of the greatest here in the UWA!
(DING, DING, DING!)
DonnyTimberman: Here we go! This is
the opening match of the UWA Intercontinental Championship
tournament!
(Eddiizer and Jeff (Badass) Bradford begin sizing each other up as
they grapple up in the center of the ring. They soon shove each other off of each other and
take another walk around the ring. They grapple up again, this time Eddiizer putting Jeff
(Badass) Bradford into an armbar, working on the back as he begins to shove his elbow
into Jeff (Badass) Bradford’s lower back area. Jeff (Badass) Bradford counters with a
snapmare takedown as he puts Eddiizer into a headlock.)
DonnyTimberman: So far these two
men size up pretty well. These two men must remember that this match is a ladder match
and Eddiizer must like that stipulation. You cannot get disqualified in a ladder
match.
JackLovette: Great just what we need.
We may not see Jeff (Badass) Bradford for quite some time after this match if Eddiizer
does a number on him like he did to Sprade Rhaynes last week on
Torture.
(Jeff (Badass) Bradford lets the hold go and pulls Eddiizer off the
canvas. Jeff (Badass) Bradford gets Eddiizer in a front headlock and executes a swinging
neckbreaker on Eddiizer. Jeff (Badass) Bradford then goes outside the ring and grabs a
ladder from ringside that was previously set up by UWA staff. Jeff (Badass) Bradford
slides the ladder in the ring so that half the ladder is in the ring and half the ladder is out.
Eddiizer recovers and goes to get the ladder but Jeff (Badass) Bradford wisely smacks the
ladder into a slingshot up into Eddiizer’s face sending him back down to the
canvas.)
DonnyTimberman: Good god what a
shot that was! Jeff (Badass) Bradford nearly took Eddiizer head off on that exchange. We
were expecting Eddiizer to be the offensive one in this match but so far it’s been all Jeff
(Badass) Bradford.
JackLovette: I knew he had it in him. I
was trying to tell you that Timberman but you just wouldn’t listen to me.
DonnyTimberman: Sure Lovette
whatever.
(Jeff (Badass) Bradford sets the ladder up in the center of the ring
and begins climbing. Jeff (Badass) Bradford gets to the fifth rung of the eight foot ladder
until Eddiizer nails Jeff (Badass) Bradford in the back with a clubbing blow. Eddiizer pulls
Jeff (Badass) Bradford off the ladder so that he landed feet first and begins throwing some
punches to the face. Jeff (Badass) Bradford goes for the clothesline but Eddiizer ducks
and gives Jeff (Badass) Bradford a neckbreaker.)
DonnyTimberman: What a counter!
These two men are down but Eddiizer is begging to rise to his knees. This is a great
match!
(Eddiizer goes to the outside and throws a chair into the ring. Jeff
(Badass) Bradford gets up and begins stomping at Eddiizer as he slides into the ring
keeping him grounded. Jeff (Badass) Bradford then begins to once again climb the ladder
and try to retrieve the slip of paper that hangs high above. Eddiizer recovers and hits Jeff
(Badass) Bradford with the chair he got previously. Eddiizer then grabs Jeff (Badass)
Bradford and slams him down to the canvas off the ladder.)
JackLovette: Wow! What a shot to the
back of Jeff (Badass) Bradford! This is a great match!
(Eddiizer begins to climb the ladder. Jeff (Badass) Bradford begins to
recover as he walks to the other side of the ladder and begins to climb it also. Jeff
(Badass) Bradford and Eddiizer both end up on the same rung of the ladder, just inches
from the paper. Jeff (Badass) Bradford and Eddiizer begin punching each
other.)
JackLovette: Someone’s going to go
down Timberman! Someone’s going to win this match!
(Eddiizer throws one last punch then followed by a head-butt,
sending Jeff (Badass) Bradford off the ladder all the way to the canvas. Eddiizer grabs the
slip of paper and slowly climbs down the ladder.)
(DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING,
DING!)
DonnyTimberman: Eddiizer advances!
Eddiizer has won this match! He goes on to the semi finals!
RonSmith: And the winner,
Eddiizer!
DonnyTimberman: Ladies and
gentlemen, we’ve got another ladder match coming up next, it will be The Canadian
Crippler to take on Dax Clark! Don’t go away!
DonnyTimberman: Welcome back
ladies and gentlemen to TNT! We are down to two ladder matches for tonight. The first
one just took place it was our first quarter final match between Eddiizer and Jeff (Badass)
Bradford. Eddiizer picked up the win in that one. Lets get to our second quarter final
match.
RonSmith: The following contest is a
ladder match and it is one of four quarter final matches for the Intercontinental
Championship tournament! Introducing first, from Edmonton Alberta, Canada,
TheCanadianCrippler!
”Whatever” by Our Lady Peace hits as The Canadian Crippler steps
out on the stage and walks down the ramp to ringside. The Canadian Crippler raises his
hands high above his head with a stern look on his face as he’s walking down the ramp.
He then slides into the ring and stands there as he awaits his opponent.
RonSmith: And his opponent, from
Hartford, Connecticut, DaxClark!
Korn’s “Reclaim My Place” begins to play as the crowd grows silent.
Dax Clark begins to walk down the entrance ramp as he has a sick look on his face
directed towards The Canadian Crippler. Dax Clark slides into the ring and pushes his face
against The Canadian Crippler as the two begin to push each other back and forth with
their foreheads, staring into eachothers eyes with intensity.
(DING, DING, DING!)
(Dax Clark and The Canadian Crippler begin to exchange blows. The
Canadian Crippler gets on the offensive as Dax Clark begins to kneel to his knees. The
Canadian Crippler begins to go outside to get the ladder but Dax Clark gets up and
delivers a clubbing blow to the back of The Canadian Crippler as he is leaving the ring,
knocking him outside to the floor below. Dax Clark throws The Canadian Crippler into
the ring steps and grabs the ladder. He throws the ladder into the ring and sets it
up.)
DonnyTimberman: It looks like Dax
Clark is looking to end this match early. But here come The Canadian Crippler so he’s not
going to have much luck there.
(The Canadian Crippler gets into the ring and pulls Dax Clark off the
ladder, landing on his feet, The Canadian Crippler then delivers a powerful short arm
clothesline to Dax Clark. The Canadian Crippler sets the ladder on top of Dax Clark. The
Canadian Crippler then begins to climb to the top rope.)
DonnyTimberman: What the hell is he
doing!?
JackLovette: It looks like he’s climbing
the turnbuckle Timberman.
(The Canadian Crippler does a leg drop off the top rope onto the
ladder and Dax Clark.)
DonnyTimberman: Oh my god! That
hurt The Canadian Crippler as well! They’re both down. Well, The Canadian Crippler is
beginning to rise.
(The Canadian Crippler sets up the ladder and slowly begins to climb
it. The Canadian Crippler almost grabs the paper.)
JackLovette: He’s got
it!
DonnyTimberman: No he
doesn’t!
(Dax Clark pulls The Canadian Crippler off the ladder and begins to
climb the ladder. The Canadian Crippler gets up and begins to climb the other side of the
ladder. The Canadian Crippler and Dax Clark battle it out on the top of the ladder until
Dax Clark pulls off a sunset flip on The Canadian Crippler off the top of the ladder. The
two men are down.)
DonnyTimberman: Oh my god! That’s
absolutely insane!
JackLovette: I can’t believe that! What
are these two men thinking!?
(Dax Clark gets up shortly after as The Canadian Crippler is just
stirring on the canvas. Dax Clark begins to climb the ladder again. The Canadian Crippler
gets up just as Dax Clark is at the paper and The Canadian Crippler tips the ladder over
sending Dax Clark off the ladder, out of the ring, and through the announce table. The
ladder bounces off the top rope and rebounds back into the same position it was in before,
over the paper.)
DonnyTimberman: Holy s***! He went
strait through our announce table! This is insane! Dax Clark is out of it no doubt about
it!
(The Canadian Crippler climbs the ladder slowly and pulls the slip of
paper off the clamp. Dax Clark is still out on the floor as EMT’s begin to surround
ringside and they run to Dax Clark’s side. The Canadian Crippler is celebrating inside the
ring as Dax Clark is being taken off by the stretcher.)
(DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING,
DING!)
RonSmith: And the winner,
TheCanadianCrippler!
JackLovette: He did it!
DonnyTimberman: Indeed he did! The
Canadian Crippler has won this ladder match! That means that The Canadian Crippler will
face Eddiizer in the semi final round beginning next Tuesday night! Dax Clark fell hard
into our announce table I’m not exactly sure what the extent of his injuries are but we’ll
keep you informed as far as how he’s doing as this show progresses. Ladies and
gentlemen, it’s the debut of EBZ, he will be facing Big T, and that match is
next!
RonSmith: The following contest is
scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut, BigT!
Kid Rock’s “American Bad Ass” hits the P.A. system as Big T makes
his way to the ring. He walks up the steel steps and climbs over the top rope. He then
awaits his opponent.
RonSmith: And his opponent, from
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, making his UWA debut, EBZ!
”We Are Right Here” by DMX hits the speakers as EBZ makes his
first walk out on the UWA stage. EBZ runs down to the ring and slides into the
ring.
(DING, DING, DING!)
(EBZ starts out on Big T as Big T kneels down to one knee from the
hard blows to the back. EBZ picks Big T up and kicks him in the mid section, then he
delivers a DDT to Big T. He goes for the cover.)
ChristopherBaxter: 1...2..
TWO!
JackLovette: That was
close!
(EBZ picks up Big T. Big T begins to fight back as he is whipped off
the ropes by EBZ. Big T goes for the clothesline but EBZ ducks it as he sets up Big T for
the E-Bomb. He hits the E-Bomb and goes for the cover.)
ChristopherBaxter: 1... 2... 3! Ring the
bell! Ring the bell!
(DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING,
DING!)
DonnyTimberman: Wow! That was a
really quick match! EBZ picks up his first victory here in the UWA! Ladies and gentlemen,
next, the ladder match that is worth $3,000.00, literally. Next, it’s Gansoto Yisomiro to
take on Sprade Rhaynes!
RonSmith: The following contest is a
ladder match! The winner will receive the briefcase that is hung high above the ring that is
filled with $3,000.00! Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, GansotoYisomiro!
”Leave You Far Behind” by Lunatic Calm hits as Gansoto Yisomiro
steps out on the entrance stage. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He
stands on the middle turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd as they go
crazy.
RonSmith: And his opponent, from
Quincy, Illinois, SpradeRhaynes!
Godsmack’s “Awake” hits as Sprade Rhaynes walks out on the
entrance ramp. He walks down to the ring and slides into the ring. He then faces his
masked opponent.
(DING, DING, DING!)
DonnyTimberman: Here we go! Our
main event!
(Sprade Rhaynes goes for a quick start but Gansoto Yisomiro ducks
the punch that is thrown at him by Sprade Rhaynes. Gansoto Yisomiro delivers a quick
standing drop-kick to Sprade Rhaynes, knocking him down to the canvas. Gansoto goes
outside the ring and slides the ladder under the ropes. Sprade Rhaynes recovers, rebounds
off the ropes, and does a low drop-kick on the ladder that is on the ring apron, nailing
Gansoto Yisomiro in the face with the ladder. Sprade Rhaynes grabs the ladder and sets it
up in the middle of the ring.)
JackLovette: This one maybe over
quick!
DonnyTimberman: Don’t bet your
money on that.
(Sprade Rhaynes begins to climb the ladder but Gansoto Yisomiro
steps back into the ring and knocks Sprade Rhaynes off the ladder on his back. Gansoto
Yisomiro then does a standing moonsault to Sprade Rhaynes. Gansoto Yisomiro then
begins to climb the ladder. Sprade Rhaynes recovers and puts his head in between Gansoto
Yisomiro’s legs and powerbombs his to the canvas below.)
DonnyTimberman: Wow! What a fall!
That had to be a good 7 feet in the air right there!
(Sprade Rhaynes picks up Gansoto Yisomiro and sets him up for the
End Of Rhaynes. He executes it and begins to climb the ladder once again. He reaches the
top of the ladder and grabs the suitcase of money at the top.)
(DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING,
DING!)
DonnyTimberman: Sprade Rhaynes
won! He got the money! Wait a minute what is he doing? He’s won the match but he is
getting Gansoto off the canvas.
(Sprade Rhaynes beats Gansoto Yisomiro all the way to the entrance
ramp. Sprade Rhaynes picks Gansoto Yisomiro and gets him set up for the End Of
Rhaynes. Gansoto counters and shoves Sprade Rhaynes off of the entrance stage 15 feet
below to a table. The crowd goes crazy.)
DonnyTimberman: Oh my god! That’s
crazy! Sprade Rhaynes just fell a good 15 feet to a table below off the stage! What’s
gonna happen this Friday night at FNL? Is Sprade OK? Oh my god I think he is seriously
hurt from that fall! Get EMT’s out here!
The camera’s fade away as the show comes to a
close.
