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Ladies and Gentleman, In Your House Downfall has been and gone!!! It was a tremendous night jam packed with things that would make you think, make you feel happy and things that would give you the best night of entertainment in your life!!! Yes people it was that good. Downfall was seen in over 100 countries and I'm sure that they enjoyed every part of it. Even the fact that the most loved team, NOT, the No Mercy Wrestling lost two of their matches. Those being Batista who was defeated by Christian and then in the tragic tale of Rhyno putting Taz through a table to defeat Taz and Kurt Angle. However they did win one match in the Rock beating Mankind. The former People's Champion layed the smacketh down on the mask wearing, sock loving idiot. However one win is never good enough for a team with such a manager as Paul Heyman. A man who owns Smackdown and a man who loves the brand that he has worked so hard to build and fill with the best talent the world of wrestling can offer. So what will happen? It is rumoured that the NMW will be lacing up their boots as a team and will go their seperate ways. There is also rumours that there are new members on the horrizon for Hippo Heyman to choose a new team of derranged followers. However, we do know one thing. The loss to Rhyno was Kurt Angle's doing. Did Kurt make a stupid mistake and cost his team the match? NO! He did what he wanted and made a calculated move. To use Rhyno to take out Taz. Everyone knows that Kurt Angle wants a piece of Taz and everyone knows that Kurt is not stupid. Kurt wanted to get his hands on Taz but knew that if he attacked him dring the match, he would have hell to pay to Heyman. But Angle sat back and thought what could I do to get Taz without anything physical. So Kurt thought and thought and came up with the great plan of using Rhyno to get what he wanted. The night came and the time came for Angle to put his plan into action. He pushed Taz in the way of the charging Rhyno and it met with dramatic consiquences for Taz. He was gored by Rhyno right through a table and that resulted in Rhyno winning the match. Now we do not know if Kurt is bothered about losing the match or not but one thing is for sure. There will be HELL TP PAY!!!!
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| The Kurt Kuiz |
Time: 7:00pm
Location: Recording Studio in Pittsbrugh
Status: On-Camera
|-| Scene |-| The camera comes on and displays a huge game show setting in Pittsburgh, Kurt Angle's home town. A gameshow host runs onto the scene as the claps from the audience begins. Some corny music plays and then the gameshow host opens his mouth to reviel a glissening bunch of teeth that must be worth a fortune. He then begins to speak.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to the one off gameshow named the KURT KUIZ. Now as most of you know, the wMe, the worlds best sports entertianment company are coming to Pittsburgh this Sunday for their next Pay Per View, Guilty As Charged. Now we know that all the tickets have been sold out, except for two. Because you see, two people will compete in a battle of the mind in order to win these tickets. And everybody, please welcome, first of all.......PAUL! Come on out Paul!
|-| Scene |-| A man emerges from the audience and runs down the steps waving to the cameras and the crowd. He stands behind his podium. And the gameshow host begins to speak again.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Well Paul, it says here that you are a steel mill worker from right here in Pittsburgh. Well we'll see if your mind will be as solid as metal here tonight or if your oppnent will be cracking you up. Lets bring out Hellen!
|-| Scene |-| A fat woman then emerges from the audience also waving to the camera. She hobbles down the steps and stands behind her podium as the gameshow host begins to talk again.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Now Hellen is a chocolate taster. They say that chocolate helps the brain so lets see if ur mind will over dominate Paul's. Now you were both told the rules before you came out here. You will both be asked questions on Kurt Angle and his career in the WWE. Now whichever one of you two gets the most questions right will be the winner of the two Guilty As Charged Tickets. Now first of all we have the easy questions. But first of all we have a special guest for you here tonight. Will you please welcome Kurt Angle!
|-| Scene |-| Kurt Angle then walks onto the set and shakes both Paul's and Hellen's hands. He then sits down in a special chair that they have for him and the gameshow host begins to talk.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Is it true that you will be presenting the winner with the two tickets Kurt?
|-| The Leader Of Team Angle Kurt Angle |-| You know what Troy? It's True, It's Damn True!
|-| Scene |-| The crowd then begins to cheer as Kurt smiles. The gameshow host smiles aswell.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Now remember to write down the correct answers on your score card and the answers will be topped up at the end. HERE WE GO! First off, where is Kurt Angle from? Is it Pittsburgh or Atlanta?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| What is Kurt Angle's Submission Move? Is it the Ankle Lock or the Angle Lock?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| How much does he weigh? Is it 236lbs or 200lbs?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Who did he defeat to win the WWE Championship for the first time? Is it Triple H or The Rock?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| In reference to the last question. What event did he beat him at? Was it No Mercy or Summerslam?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| What is Angle's finishing move? The Angle Slam or the Uncle Slam?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| What does he always say? It's false it's false or it's true it's true?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| What year did Kurt Angle win Olympic Gold? 1997 or 1996?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Now for the answers for those questions. Stop writing and allow Bob to tell you.
|-| The Overhead Voice Guy Bob |-| 1. Kurt Angle is from Pittsburgh.
2. The Ankle Lock is Kurt's submission move. He broke Scotty 2 Hotty's ankle and Harcore Holly's arm.
3. Kurt weighs 236 Lbs., he is pure muscle.
4. On November 22, 2000, Angle defeated the Rock to become the new WWE Heavyweight Champion.
5. Kurt won the belt at 'No Mercy'.
6. Kurt's finishing move is the Angle Slam. We are supposed to believe that Booker T is so good that he is the only one that can get out of the Angle Slam. I don't think so!
7. Kurt is always saying, 'it's true, it's true'.
8. Kurt Angle won Olympic Gold in 1996. He made his country proud, winning the 220 - pound freestyle wrestling competition.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| So now that round has ended and you know what you have gotten so far, how do you think you have done. Lets start with you Paul, how do you think you did?
|-| Contestant Number 1 Paul |-| I think I did quite well there. Only got one wrong. But I am a huge Kurt Angle fan and I think it shows in my answers.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| And how about you Hellen?
|-| Contestant Number 2 Hellen |-| Well I don't think I did aswell as Paul. I got a couple wrong but I think I will make a come back later on in the quiz.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| We certainly will Hellen. But now its onto round 2 and this is also the last round so everything is to play for. Will it be Hellen or Paul who walks away with those tickets for two for Guilty As Charged? We'll find out after this round. Now these questions are tough so don't worry if you get a couple wrong because I am sure you'll both do well. So HERE WE GO!!! Who did Kurt Angle wrestle at the 1999 Survivor Series? Was it Steve Blackman or Shawn Stasiak?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| What Pay Pr View did Kurt Angle beat Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental Championship and become the Euro-Continental Champion? Was it No Way Out 2000 or Royal Rumble 2000?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Who were the three men who Kurt beat at the 2000 King Of The Ring to become King Kurt? Was it Scotty 2 Hotty, Chris Jericho and Val Venis or was it Chris Jericho, Crash Holly and Rikishi?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Kurt become a two time WWE Champion after beating Stone Cold Steve Austin at which event? Was it Unforgiven 2001 or Summerslam 2001?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| In Kurt's first four years in the WWE, did he ever win a triple threat match at a pay per view? Yes or no?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| At what PPV in WWE did Kurt Angle make the Immortal Hulk Hogan tap out at to the ankel lock? Was it King Of The Ring 2002 or Judgment Day 2002?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| What would Kurt's record be in PPV's in 2002? Is it 5 wins and 3 losses or 6 wins and 2 losses?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| How many times has Kurt been pinned at Wrestlemania from 1999 to 2000? Is it never or once?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Which wrestler did Kurt Angle say, "You couldn't cut the mustard as a legitimate champion so you're taking your frustrations out on me" to? Was it Mick Foley or Stone Cold?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| How did Kurt respond to Christian by saying, "You did break Hardcore Holly's arm and never apologized"? Did he say "And I'll break his ankle if he isn't careful" or was it "My card got lost in the mail, what are you talking about?"?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Who did Kurt say this quote to: "Donkey Kong himself has a better chance of taking this belt away from me than you and the only difference between you and Donkey Kong is that he's the big smelly guy that people actually like"? Was it Big Show or Triple H?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Who said, "I know Angle's a dork, but he's a dangerous dork and he's your back up dork for the night"? Was it Vince McMahon or Mick Foley?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Which of these wrestlers has Kurt Angle never beaten at a Pay Per View? (As of the end of 2002) Rob Van Dam or Steve Blackman?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Between Kurt Angle's two title runs as the WWE Heavyweight Champion, how many times did Kurt successfully defend the title at Pay Per Views? Five Times or Three Times?
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|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| And finally. When Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit won the WWE Tag Titles for the first time, how many times did they successfully defend the belts, including House Shows? Three Times or Four Times?
|-| Scene |-| The contestants finish writing and then look at the host as he is about to talk.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Wow they were some tough questions and I think Kurt himself has some trouble doing those himself. (chuckles) But now lets here those answers from the man in the sky!
|-| The Overhead Voice Guy Bob |-| 1. The match against Shawn Stasiak was Kurt's first match at a Pay Per View. He would remain undefeated until Tazz beat him at "Royal Rumble" 2000.
2. Kurt was the WWE European Champion going into "No Way Out" 2000 and he beat Jericho to become the WWE Intercontinental Champion. At "Wrestlemania" 2000 he lost both of the titles without being pinned for either belts.
3. Kurt beat Jericho thanks to Stephanie's help, and after beating Crash, he suplexed Rikishi off the top rope to win the "King Of The Ring" in 2000.
4. Kurt fought Stone Cold at "Summerslam" 2001 but lost in that match. It was "Unforgiven" 2001 that Kurt would become WWE Heavyweight Champion again.
5. Kurt has fought in four Triple Threat Matches since he debuted in 1999. The Rock was in two of those matches and both times The Rock won the match. Kurt has never won a Triple Threat Match at a Pay Per View.
6. Kurt has been very impressive at the "King Of The Ring" Pay Per Views. He won the "King Of The Ring" in 2000, and almost won it in 2001 but still had a great "Street Fight" with Shane McMahon. In 2002, he would become the first wrestler ever to make Hogan tap out.
7. Kurt would lose only two times all year in singles matches. He lost to Chris Benoit and Edge once each. He also would have victories over Edge, Triple H, Kane, Hulk Hogan, Rey Misterio, and The Big Show.
8. Kurt has never been pinned in a match at "Wrestlemania". In 2000, he lost both of his titles but wasn't involved in the decision as both Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit traded victories. In 2001, he defeated Chris Benoit and in 2002, he beat Kane.
9. Kurt was upset because Commissioner Mick Foley had set Kurt up with a mystery opponent.
10. Kurt accidently broke Hardcore Holly's arm when he attempted a moonsault and landed on his arm. To which he replied "My card got lost in the mail, what are you talking about?".
11. He said this quote to Triple H right before he fought him at "No Way Out" 2002.
12. Vince McMahon. This occurred right around the time of the "Alliance" when Stone Cold and Kurt Angle started fighting for the affections of Vince McMahon.
13. Rob Van Dam. Only once did Kurt face Rob Van Dam and that was in a Triple Threat Match at "No Mercy" in 2001. Stone Cold won the match over those two.
14. His first title run, Kurt defended it three times but his second title run didn't even last one month.
15. Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit won the belts at "No Mercy" on October 20th, 2002 and lost them November 5th, 2002 on "Smackdown". They defended the belts three times at House Shows and once at the "Rebellion" Pay Per View.
|-| The Very Teethy Gameshow Host |-| Thanks for that Bob. Greatly appreciated. Well we now know the answers to the questions and therefore we know who the winner is. But I'm not going to read it out myself. Oh no. Even I know that I am not good enough to read these results. So I'll call up Kurt Angle. Kurt come up here and read out who the winner is.
|-| Scene |-| The crowd then begins to scream as Kurt gets up from his nice chair and stands behind his own podium. On this podium aswell as the tickets the Guilty As Charged is a trophy for the winner. Kurt looks into the camera and begins to speak.
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| THE REAL HI LITE |
|-| The Proud Leader Of Team Angle Kurt Angle |-| Well I want to say one thing. When I came here tonight I did not think that I would get this kind of reception from the fans. I thought that I would be getting the usual YOU SUCK chants but you people have found it in your hearts to figre out who your home town hero is. Me.....Kurt Angle. Now I came here to give out a trophy and Guilty As Charged Tickets out to the winner of the aply named Kurt Kuiz. But that is not the only thing. I want to talk a little bit about my match aswell. About Hulk Huggies and his childhood. I call it, Hulken History. You see, when Hogan was born, he was a little huggiemaniac. He used to even go around the hospital he was born in shouting his mouth off saying....what you gonna do when huggiemania takes off his dyper and throws it atta you!?! Now you can imagine what the nurses response was. They made Hogan go to something that alot of people hate, something called Boarding School. You see, Hulk Huggies was a terrible runt who didn't know when to keep his freaking trap shut. But it did get shut in boarding school, oh yeah damn right it did. But years later Hogan got out of boarding school and went to college, were he became a champion. Not a champion to be proud of, but he recieved the trophy for being the biggest disgrace that the college had ever seen. He also had his photograph taken on recieving the trophy. A photograph that I am reluctant to show tonight. Now for all the Kurt fans here in the studio tonight. I apologise if this image makes you sick or gives you some sort of disease, because you need to blame the man himself, Hogan. Show the damn picture!
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| OLYMPIC DISGRACE |
Look how great he looked (laughs to himself). Anyway on a serious note, yes he did grow up to become a great entertainer and he has pleased millions of fans all around the world. But there is one thing that I do disagree with about his entertaining. And that is the kind of fans he chooses to represent him. Now I have yet another picture to show you of a Hogan Huggies fan. Now this picture sure isn't nice to look at, but then again how could it when it has something to do with Hogan. I warn you Pittsburgh people, you will be shocked and you may lose your lunch. Show the picture.
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| HOGAN HUGGIES FAN |
I know, it's shocking isn't it. Hogan has fans that, well lets face it, are freaks. Do I have fans who are freaks? Are any of you people here today freaks? No! I pick great people to be my fans, and great people is what you are. Anyway further on with the story. Anyway some day Hogan will be forced to leave wMe to the fact of age. He is getting too old to wrestle and believe me when I say that it is beginning to show. Hogan is so weak that he can't even beat a so called chat show host. I am talking about none other than Jay Leno. A man who interviewed Hogan and then later got into the ring with the so called Immortal one. Who won the match!?! That's right. Jay Leno. If you don't believe me, take alook at this picture right here.
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Now is that pitiful or what!?! But lets get onto the subject at hand. These two people in this studio today put on one hell of a show. Now I know who the winner is and I will read it out now. Coming second, with a total score of 123 points......PAUL! And the winner with 124 points.......HELLEN!
|-| Scene |-| Hellen then jumps up into the air as balloons drop from the ceiling. Paul is still stood behind his podium looking very disapointed indeed. Hellen then runs over to Kurt Angle and hugs him, nearly knocking him over in the process. Kurt manages to get her off him and then presents her with the two tickets for Guilty As Charged and the trophy. He holds her arm up in the air as he shots WWWOOOOOOO!!!! The scene then fades to black.
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