:)~*~The "Head God" Thor~*~(:: A Freak? A freak?! Where do you get off calling me a freak! 2 Crazy how dare you call me a freak. You prance around that ring like a god damn foot fairy and yet you have the balls to call me a freak. You look in the mirror and say "Hey, I wanted to kill the most beutiful person in the world. But suicide is a crime." You self conceded bastard. I dont know about you, but im sick of you already. I came here to win the title. I did that in two weeks. And to put it simple to you, I am going to keep this title for a very, very, very long time. I dont care if you go out to that ring and talk smack about me. I dont care if you go out there and make out with a gorilla. All I care about is this title. You want this title? I know you do. But tonight your going to get a rude awakening. Tonight Im ganna whoop your ass like you wouldnt believe. Your going to wish that you hadnt even stepped into that ring. Every fist I slam into your "God like" looks, is going to pack such a force it can destroy a concrete wall.You try exploiting me by trying to reverse my words on saying how I changed and you didnt. And that subliminaly I am trying to take after you by being a prick to make it. Well listen to this. You are a up scaled, over hyped,washed up, looser. Now you are saying that I am childish for saying that. And that for thinking into the future of my road ending and your that keeps on goin. Hell kid, I was beating the shit out of people in pubs and bars before you were even a tickle in your daddys sack. You came into this business, made a big boom and now that your light is fading and the spot light is starting to go my way, a arch rival of yours. You just cant stand the thought of that. You thought that hell I kicked his ass before, many of times, so he should be a knock over this time around. Bull Shit! You dont know what your up agenst little boy. You say your gracful in the ring. Well then if your so graceful go join the balarina group in Toronto. I heard their always looking for a good swan princess....Tonight you little punk, you pushed me to far. You pushed the biggest button of all. And now not only are you going to be counting those lights and kissing that mat. But tomarrow morning, you are going to be seeing a denstist. Because tonight I am going to make sure of it that I knock every god damn tooth out of your skull. You know I took this to lightly before. I thought, hey Im going agenst I guy I beat when I would a newbie. A guy that was better than me but just out of reach. Well now I look at it and I know that I cant go easy on you. I know that you are going to be a tough opponent like always. But I will be the one that stands tall with BOTH belts in my hands. Both belts around my waist. You know what. I dont give a rats ass about that damn US title. Its chump change to me. I dont want that damn thing. Keep it. This will be the biggest match of the year as you said. I know it will be. Due to the fact that I wanted to end this damn thing. Well Im going to end this by one way and one way only. The best way possible. That way is taking your beaten body and breaking every bone in your body. After this match, you will go see the "Passion" you will read the bible and you will pray to God every waking moment of your life. Because you will want to be able to get back in that ring and face me. Because every bone in your body will burn and ache and rip you apart inside because you cant do didly shit about it. Tonight I am keeping my title. I dont care what you say. You said that you will beat me and you will stop my path. Well 2 Crazy you are the squirle in this match. The mindless little rodent that scurrys around hoping to find some nuts to gather. Then when you get into part where you have to cross the road here Icome. I am the speeding delinquent, whizzing down the road in a brand new car at 80mph. You wont know what to do when a well oiled Muscle Machiene comes barreling down that ramp right at you. You wont know what hit you. A big thing will just run your little jittery ass over. I on the other hand will just cruise right over you like a speed bump. Shaking my nerve just a bit. You want my title. You want my title so bad that you would do anything to get my title. Well you little shit, I am willing to do anything in the world possible to keep my title. YOU got me pumped up to the most. YOU have awoken a sleeping giant. Now its time to feel his wrath. You think I suck. Well let me put it this way. Will you think I suck after I take your body and Strike it with Lightning. You think that I am just going into that match for a ass whoopin? They dont call me a Living God for nothing. You may have the steriotypical looks of a God. But I have the physic of a Norse God. For that is what I am. A God that stands taller than most men. A man that weilds a fist the size of a hammer. A man who can lift three full grown men with just his arms. That is who I am. A giant amoung men. Do your research that you should of done then you will learn about who I am. You mastered my moves. I mastered yours. We know what each other are going to do in the ring. Well with one year of preperation, I have aquired way more moves. Moves that you could not even dream about. Moves that you cant even do. You wont know what hit you. 2 Crazy, tonight is the night that you are going to be laying flat on your back counting the lights. While I stand over you, my size 20 boot sitting on your face. 2 Crazy you have no chance. No chance at all. You woke up the eternal beast of the Dire Wolf. Now Its time. Its your time of Judgment. Its time for you to go back to the shit hole town you came from. 2 Crazy prepare yourself for a match that you will never forget. A match where all odds are stacked into my favor and a match where you loose to your old nemisis. Its time, ITs time for the match. Down you go, Down you go to the pitts of hell. The Era of Thor will reign on forever. You cant do anything about it. Your just going to be another Victim!

*Thor turns his back to the camera. Grabbing the title he walks out of the dark room as the scene fades out to the show starting.**