1st June 2002
The scene opens in the BCW carpark in Orlando Florida, a roadie is leaning against his battered car smoking a cigarette on the car bonnet he has bottle of water. He reaches for his drink but a vibration shakes if off the car as as the whole car shudders, the roadie looks around, eyes widening as the hole parking lot starts to fill with the sound of a baseline, the man throws his cigarette to the ground and jogs to the car lot enterance, the mans mouth falls open in shock.
The camera turns in the direction the shocked man is looking, hurtling down the road is a juggernaut, On top of the cab the airofoil has the word VIRUS, as the van gets closer, the beat and song can be made out, its a special version of Eminems latest track The Eminem Show.
.....#Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prison is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the air waves a rebel So let me just revel and bask, In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter Into the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, The BEST THING IN wrestling! Infesting in your kids ears and nesting Testing "Attention Please" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?#
The juggernaut screeches to a halt and turns into the carlot crushing and shunting cars as it goes. As the juggernaut comes to rest on side of teh car lot you can read the side of the truck which reads
Now this looks like the FED for me, So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz BCW feels so empty without me.
The left board of the juggernaut slams to the ground as Firestarter By prodigy blares out, Blaze walks down the board and stops at the bottom, preforming a mock bow.
All falls silent, and the loud electronic noise fills the air, and then fades out as the the virus' voice fades in.
The virus steps into the light and the camera zooms up his face.
Party Up by DMX blares from the speakers as behind The Virus a huge banner the length of the juggernaut is unfurled. It read
The music cuts to Oops, Oh My by Tweet as the righthand board slams down, and out steps Dione JJackson. She took walks to the end of the board and the sticks a finger up and the smiles sweetly.
"I AM HERE!" The board slams down, but the virus is standing in shadow with mic in hand. "and thanks to the doctors i am new and improved!"
The virus's leans towards the camera.
"pres i advise you to STAY OUT OF MY WAY! i will sweep the board at BCW, if you try to stop it the fed will succumb to THE VIRUS!" The manic glimmer fades from the virus eyes as he walks forward closely followed DJ and blaze.
The virus steps up to the shutter entrance and sniffs.
Blaze (sniffing) "Paint!"
The virus nose wrinkles in disgust "and FEAR!"
The Trinity walk into the building after a few moments reaching the staff board, the virus stares at the roster for a few moments, a slow smile spreads across his face, the trinity move down to the card for the forthcoming Survival of The Fittest. The virus throws his head back and laughs when he sees his match. "I gotta take on the the unmentionable one!"
Blaze shrugs "WHO!?"
Virus grins "Jordan micheals!"
Blaze pushes past virus as he spots a photo "woah, will you look a that woman !?"
Virus and DJ lean towards it.
DJ: "HEY! THAT's ALLISA!"
The virus nods "and damn she looks good"
DJ cocks an eyebrow.
Virus grins "of course, i only have eyes for my wife!" He hugs DJ as blaze takes the picture of the wall.
Blaze "its AMAZING what a good bra can do! damn i gotta get her figure, i-i mean her number!" he looks around frantically "where is her dressing room!"
The virus throws his head back and laughs "honey take him to get a cold drink before he sets something alight!"
As the walk away the Virus starts to walk to the arena floor as he does he picks up the copy if the relaunched BCW magazine, he gets to the back of the arena superstructure and says "HIT MY MUSIC!"
The camera changes to that of the arena.
The titantron lights up on it a Flaming V appears on the screen, after a few seconds the V fades and its replaced by the face of the virus. Over the pa you hear the virus laugh then Party Up by DMX hits as purple an red pyros go off in a darkened arena as virus strolls to the ring and gets in...
The virus look around at the fans who are there watching the 'dark' preview show and smiles as the lights come up. The arena erupts in cheers as they see the virus in the ring, the virus raises the mic to his lips "Finally!" The audience cheers "hell Naw, unlike some of the roster i aint copying no-one!"
The virus flicks open the magazine until he come to the roster list. "Lets lookie at who is now in BCW hmm?" The virus reads "'The Malicious' Allisa" The virus smiles "after seeing that pic i thing Cute or stunning is more accurate"
The virus pauses for a moment then looks down at the magazine "next up is Britney?! damn whats she gonna do sing us to death?"
>the fans pop< The virus shrugs "come to think of that is possible!"
The virus looks down at the magazine, he sighs " oh The Butcher is here? so the meatman is a new fed? hell maybe his brian will thaw out, i am sure that guys got foot and mouth!"
The virus looks back down at the mag "Commissioner Davidson, the man who got The virus and The Trinity into the fed, nuff said!"
"ah Excidium! excidium? what type of dumbass name is that? you sound like a laxative!" The virus imitates a advert "take Excidium so you can exceed more often!"
>fans pop<
"J, to me will always mean furry trousers, sorry man but you always will!"
The virus looks back down at the mag "Da Man?! who's finisher is Da Man Bottom !?" the virus shakes he head "how long did it take for you do think that name up? Le me guess you catchphrase will be something like I AM DA MAN or to be The man you gotta beat DA man?" The virus smirks "dont worry boy, i will, just cos of a dumb ass name like that!"
"AH Jordan Michaels! The only words i got for you is PAYBACKS A BITCH!" The fans pop hugely, aware of the behavior of jordan in HWO.
"oh President Parslow. you didnt want the virus in BCW did you"the virus mutters, the starts to shout "and you BANNED ME FROM regeneration party! Well bad luck boyo I AM HERE!"
"The Prophecy, i will be PROPHETIC and say you will become a jobber sooner than you think!"
The virus looks around at the cheering fans " I, The virus am now in the BCW, in my absence i had an epiphany" the virus smiles softy "but more about the another time!" The virus stand up straight, he 7ft 2in frame very obvious he flexes his formidable physique as the cheers get louder. The virus smiles at the fans "thanks for your time people! enjoy the show and see y'all at The PPV!"
Party Up by DMX hits and the virus walks up the ramp and out of the arena as the fans chant his name, as he steps though the curtain the following words materialise on the screen
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