
is stepping through the door and shakes the remains of it off and walks into the chairmans office of KMUP-TV's New studios, Kermit is sitting behind his desk and looks up as the virus walks up to the desk and stares down at the beloved green puppet.Kermit " You could of opened the door, Well were is rizzo?"
The virus reaches into the gym bag and pulls out a small paper bag he reaches in and pulls out a burned and damaged rizzo, rizzo looks at the virus and starts to scream in terror so The sicko drops him into the water pitcher on kermits desk. For a few seconds kermit stares at the virus in disbelief and then streches to grab the Jug shouting "he cant swim!"
The virus picks up the picture and watches Rizzo drown and as the small rat drops stops stuggling and begins to sink into the water the virus shrugs and launches the pitcher at the window, on impact both the jug and wndow shatter. Kermit stares at the wrecked window and then at the shattered remains of the jug he looks around for Rizzo but he has vanished. Kermit swallows and looks up at the giggling 7ft 2 monster.
The virus snaps out of a trance like state while staring out of the window and suddenly stops giggling a sick mockery of a smile appears on his face, "my destiny gets nearer after 14 months of waiting, my dues have been payed, but this occasion demands scarifices" The muscular virus leans down on the small puppet "and you will be my first!"
Kermit stares at him for a few seconds the whispers "why me?" The virus smiles "everyone likes you, even though you are a puppet!"
The virus puts the gym bag on the desk and giggles softly as he takes out two razor blades you see a glimpse in the bag, the are loads of weapons and surgical utensils.
The virus goes to pick up Kermit the Frog, as he does the picture desolves to a graphic that reads
The picture fades back into the office, all the funiture and fittings are utterly distroyed, the walls are smeared with red, the virus stands in the middle of the room, covered in blood, a grin on his face, you here a man gurgle/choke and stuggle for breath, the virus giggles "of course That was just a puppet..."
The picture fades out
DJ looks close to tears "So The SICKNESS is back?"
Blaze picks up the remote and before he turns on the Tv he mutters softly just above the sound of the fire "Be Afraid HWO be Very AFRAID!"..... The camera fades to....
The virus turns to the camera and smiles the suicidal glimmers in the camera light, his eyes glint in the deepening darkness "so Darvin The Smart ass redneck! Damn boy, you actually living out fantasies live on tv huh? i mean trying to get out to your repressed behavior on a tv channel in such a way would be tragic if it wernt so DAMN funny!" The virus looks up at the sky and a notices something, he nods and looks back at the camera "hell you probably say 'oh that was about the new tag team' you'll deny it was anything but the FAG group that the wannabes a started up" The Virus looks at the sky again "of course that like Elton John's marriage only true until you realise....anyway i am getting off the issue here, i notice your catchphrase
'Time of arrival The here and NOW?' Look i dont know if you can count above five, its unlikely considering your background BUT you can not have a time of arrival that is NOW, becasue now is already HERE so you cant arrive at it? i mean you may think you are superhuman as does the commisioner now and again BUT you have to obey the basic laws of physics! and as for can people hang with you? it more a case of how long will you be HANGED for!" The virus looks at the sky agian and grins, he look past the camera and says to someone off camera "set it up and bring it forward" what was your last 'ingenious' catchphrase? oh yeah The last great smartass, or something like that, hmm i take it you've never picked up a book, nevermind a dicitionary? Anways when you next have a chance go to a library and ask someone to read the meaning, which is that the word smartass is a variation on the word Smart Aleck, possibly after a confidence trickster and thief called Aleck Hoag a man from america in 19th Century. The word means an upstart who makes conceited, sardonic, insolent comments. The virus sneers "and thats all you are boy i mean do u have gold around your waste? NO! did You beat ME? NO!"
The crew bring a large camera/telescope to the edge of the cliff, they walk out of the shot again as virus moves over to it "of course Chris you probably found people were taking the literal interpretation and think you had the same intelligence of a bright donkey." the virus pauses for a second "hell come to think of it the interpretation makes sense when applied to you and your wrestling 'ability'"
The virus looks into the telescope and manuvers it about expertly, after a few seconds he locates what he was looking for and looks back to the camera.
"It is truly amazing what humans belive in anything from gods to the fact that the world is run by lizards. i mean listen to you! you think you are actually gonna win!" The virus beckons towards the camera i mean take a look at this.." The camera fades into a picture of the alligned planets from the telescope "it says something about society today that that it was reported by Reuters a repected news agency that this alignment may lessen road rage!" the virus smirks "and some people think that only 114,000 people will be alowed into 'heaven'" The virus turns to the men "take it away!" As the men pick up the scope the virus steps forward and shoves it, the 'scope falls over the cliff dragging the men over.... for a short while you here screams, then... Nothing. The virus giggles amd then whispers to himself,"oops slipped!" He looks back to the camera "like these people who belive in god or heaven, or that rocks play with are lives... Stop deluding yourself cos on sunday you will step into the ring with a HWO star who will show you what THE H in HWO MEANS!"
As the picture fades you see a crewman race foward amd shout on his mobile "GET ME AN AIR AMBULANCE NOW!" (fade to....)
is lying on the a weights bench in the virus's gym he is lifting 350lbs worth relative ease. He notices the camera coming and swings it on to the bar before sitting up.
"ryu i hope you enjoyed your time as the edge champion cos your time is over! Cos on sunday i will put out the trash! but before i do you will scream as the FLAMES CONSUME YOU"
Blaze stands up "My third match EVER in the HWO and i am already challenging for a title! You will be one of the first casualties as My Flame consumes all in its path! Blaze pulls a lighter out of his pocket and lights it. The camera zooms in close and you here Blaze say "look into the flame and see your dreams burn away!"
The camera moves to the blaze's half scarred face that has frozen into a strange wide grin.... (fade too...)
walks into a clearing somewhere on the island, the camera turns to face what the virus is looking at, it is a 3 storey building the virus walks up to the door pushes it open.
The virus steps thorugh and girns as the camera pans
around the hallway, the walls and ceiling are covered in weapons of all sorts.
Virus grins "DJ likes to call this the HOUSE OF HORRORS every wall and ceiling is covered in weapons, most of which i made myself, theres one room i came to pick some things from."The virus steps into a room. The room has every type of barbwire weapon imaginable, in the middle of the room is table, on around that table are various types of barbed wire to the side the is a door the virus walks through this into a HELL in a CELL cage, the whole cage is covered in barbed wire, the camera pans to the floor were scores of rats are scurrying about the camera pans back up to the virus face, the virus is staring at the rats licking his lips, his eyes are slightly glazed over, after several moments the camera man clears his throat and the virus's head jerks to the camera.
"Purr You are one of the best in HWO but SUNDAY YOU WILL LOSE because I WILL ACIEVE MY DESTINY and YOU or the Upstart Chris Darvin will NOT be able to stop me!"
The virus giggles wildly and then pulls out what at first glance appears to be a toothbrush, but the camera zooms in and you can see that it is toothbrush that has Barbwire bristles. The virus looks at the camera his eyes not really seeing it. He smiles again an unreal smile "People have said that i was so sick i would use the barbwire as a toothbrush! They were right!" the virus starts vigrously brush his teeth with the brush, after a few second blood starts to drip down the handle, suddenly he stops brushing and throws it aside as blood drips down his chin
"Purr and darvin this sunday you get trapped in a cage with me and you WILL KNOW why i am called the sicko! The pain you will endure will make you beg for the hot embrace of death!"
The virus spits the blood on the camera and through the haze you see the virus leap towards a fat brown rat... (fade out...)