The camera opens on the virus face there are fresh cuts and bruises on him, the virus is smiling slightly, the camera pans back and you see that sitting in front of the virus is a man, in a chicken suit, the virus leans back in the chair and stares at the man.
"WELL"
The man in the chicken suit stares at the ground, the poor guy is trembling slightly.
"well why did you do nothing??"
CSM "ehh i w-w-w-w-w-w-was s-s-s-s-scared!"
The virus stares at the shaking man, a small smile appears on his face, the virus sighs "let me understand this correctly... You were scared by Thurman Skydive? Why you think he might harm you by Deliberatley getting your name wrong?"
The man in the suit shakes his head "no...sir i am a BIG fan of the hwo....and i....."
The virus mutters "i am not going to hurt you but if you dont spit out what you are trying to say I will run out of patience!"
The man swallows hard, and then starts to speak quickly
CSM "i am a big fanm of this fed an i have folllowed your career and i remember the stuff that thurman and you did to each other" the man shudders "the amount of pain you and he caused each other" the man shudders again "not to mention your rivalry with Dutch" The virus smiles at fond memories.
Virus "well to be honest i dont think you are suitable to do this so, i am gonna hire someone else!"
CSM "Your gonna fire me?!"
Virus nods "yeah" he flicks a roll of money at him "here you money now leave"
The man stares at the amount of money The virus has given him and smiles, he looks up to say soemthing but sees virus scowling at him and quickly leaves the office.
The virus looks at the camera "now i am going to say a sentence i never thought i say" the virus turns to the office intercom "Can you send in the egg please"
The door to the office is opened by the Virus's wife to be Dione Jackson. Dj smiles at the virus an walks over to the desk.
DJ "there is also another chicken waiting to see you, i have sent the crocidiles home"
Virus "How many were there?"
DJ "after you seen 14? there was still another 10!"
Virus nods "that okay ill see them this afternoon"
Dj leans on the desk "do you really need to send him this many?"
Virus " you think this is weird or daft? You aint seen nothing yet!" the virus grins then leans forward and kisses her "send egg 12 in sweetheart!"
Dj walks out of the room and after a few seconds a man in an egg suit steps -with some diffculty- through the office door, all you can see is hands and feet, in the middle of the 'shell' you can see a face.
The virus stares at the man for a few seconds a smile flickering on his face "so you are applying for the post of egg 21?"
The man waddles side ways a proffers a hand "names Cecil P Howard! I been a big fan!" The virus shake the mans hand and cecil waddles till he is facing the virus again
Virus "You understand what we will be doing?"
The man nods, the virus looks back down at the form "ok everything seems to be in order, so, Mr Howard keep the next week free and keep your mobile working and availible, well done, you have the job!"
The virus gets up and opens the door for the man who waddles out thanking The Virus repeatedly. The virus watches the man leave, ante room outside of his is office and then steps through the door and stands in front of Dione Jacksons desk, he smiles down at his fiance. "ready for lunch?" The virus looks around the room "where is he NOW?"
The Antidote looks up at the virus "ill be ready in a moment, just gotta email a report, and blaze has gone to HWO HQ"
The virus cocks an eyebrow "oh? Why?"
DJ shrugs "says he is watching a prospect?"
A small smile flashes across the virus face, dj of course notices this and looks intently at the virus "so what does he mean by that?"
The virus sniggers "youll see quite soon"
Blaze is in the hwo car park, he walks to his firebird car an smiles back at the hwo building, he then picks a match out of his pocket and lights it on the car, he lifts up the match and looks at the building through the flame he laughs softly then he drops the burning match and climbs into the car watching the HQ staff enterance waiting for some one to come out.
After a few moments wait he sees Amber come out of the building and walkover to her bike and pick up and envelope taped to the handlebars, Blaze guns the engine and pulls out of the arena carpark.......
Dione 'The antidote' Jackson is sitting in her private dressing room that is situated in side the dressing rooms used by The Mad Bad Triad she is staring into the middle distance obviously letting her mind wander...
(Funny i lost a match last night but i dont give a damn, maybe the it was not my time to win the title, but this sunday a match with karlie, on no wait she calls her self passion these days)
Dione smiles and stands up smoothing her dress down she walks into the main part of the triads dressing room, she looks around the empty room and wonders.
(oh what in hell are those to up to now? No matter they can worry about themselves...)
She looks over at the camera
"allisa i hope you enjoy your time as champion," DJ smiles her picture perfect smile "cos just like you Paybacks A BITCH!"
{the camera fades too}
AND
{The camera opens as several coaches pull up outside a gymnasium getting out of these coaches are people dress up in various types of vegtable or animal related fancy dress suits, a rental car pulls up and with some diffculty to large people in T REX suits step out of the car. One of the T rex's starts to issue orders, the camera then fades to the interior of the gymnasium where The HWO HEAVYWIEGHT CHAMPION is working out, Thurman climbs off the rings and puts the belt around his waist and gets into the ring in the center of the room}
As Thurman steps into the middle of the ring from both of the double door enterances people start to poor in all wearing daft costumes the swarm towards the ring and climb in Thurman recovers from shock and says
"what the hell are you doing"
The people are still streaming through the doors and gathering around Thurman, the world champ tells some thing wrong and tries to move through the gathering crowd but they deliberatley prevent him form moving.
Thurman roars in anger and starts to fight his way through the crowd that has now filled the room, but the odds are overwhelming and he makes very little progress... the doors that for a few moments where shut now explode outwards through their remains step THE HWO Suicidal Champion Virus and The Number One Contender of THE Edge Title Blaze who has a bag in one hand The two enormous men walk forward and through the crowd with ease, as they reach Thurman Skydive the crowd creates a space around the famous HWO stars, Thurman turns around to face The Virus and Blaze.
Thurman "what the hell is Dumb and dumber doing here?!"
Blaze ( as Ted Logan to virus) "Yo Dude who should be more offended me or you?"
Virus (to blaze) "wrong movie man! i dunno " virus shrugs depends who dumber is really, although they were both white" Blaze (to virus)"there both dumb anyhow" (to Thurman) "was that meant to be funny?"
Thurman stands still a takes a deep breath "ill ask you one last time, before i whoop you both, what the hell do you both want?"
The virus lashes out with out warning knocking Thurman to the ground in moment he is on top of him, they starts to trade blows.
Blaze smiles and pulls a blow torch out of the back he lights it and smiles at Thurman "go on man! PLEASE carry on struggling!"
The HWO champ stares at the naked flame for a few seconds before he stops struggling. The virus stand up and grabs thurman a lift him by the throat so they are at the virus' eye level.
"you want to know what i want thurman?"
Thurman stares at virus hatred burning in his eyes and just nods.
"it simple i want that!" The virus taps the belt "The virus drops Thurman to the canvas.
Thurman gets to his feet gasping for breath, he takes a step towards the virus but blaze flares the flame so Thurman needs to take a step back.
Virus "heres my challenge at the next PPV You will take me and blaze on in a THREE WAY ELIIMINATION match with the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE on the line, ill be charitable, you can decide the stipulations!"
The tension in the room mounts till Thurman nods Smiling oddly "yes Virus you have got your match!"
The virus nods and climbs out of the ring and walks to the busted door, he looks back at Thurman and starts to fight "and so it begins!"
The virus and blaze leave the gym.
{the camera pans back to the ring which has the suited people climbing back in...}
Thurman roars after the virus "YOU HAVE NO IDEA!" He turns to the tightnening knot of people "cmon you bastards!" The weird smile appears again "let me show you why i am THE MAN!"
{The picture fades at the gym full of suited people swarm around Thurman Skydive....}